The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 13th!

Twitter: @God I'm dead! Let me in! LULZ - A Noun _is a person place or thing_

Runners-up:

iDIED and went to heaven. - ISprainedMyUvula

He ensured that the vampire would stay dead by eternally looping 2 girls 1 cup. - jazzfish_77

Ghostwriter. - El Bastardo

(Thanks Ryan)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:19am.

HOT SLUTS WIN CT!!!!!!

A Noun _is a person place or thing_'s picture

Submitted by A Noun _is a pe... on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:05am.

Wow! I'm honored, thanks to all for the kind words.

ISMU and Jazz, you are both amazing! I really thought "iDied..." would take it.

ElB, thanks for the bumps yesterday! ♥ Ghostwriter was also inspired.

Truth be told, my original thought upon seeing this photo was: if he's going to use a casket as a computer case, I hope there's adequate ventilation out the back otherwise all that fabric is going to go up in flames. But that's not caption-worthy.

Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:42am.

Hahaha A noun! Congrats. to ISMU ♥, Jazzy ♥, and ElB ♥.

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Submitted by complication on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:33am.

congrats all! soo funny. i was just thinking of that cheesy show "ghostwriter" the other day lol

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:32am.

A noun that was soooo funny

all my fwiends won! ISMU! ♥♥♥ jazzy!!!!! yay ELB good to see you back in your righteous spot.

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"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:28am.

I knew it! Noun, that was v funny!! Thanks MK and peeps! Congers Jazz and Uvula, was a toughie!! :o)

Lil Elliexxxxxxxxxx

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:25am.

A Noun _is a person place or thing_: Congrats and too funny. I knew it was a winner!

Congrats to ISMU, El B, and jazzfish: Funny slutz!

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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:14am.

Winner = BEST CAPTION EVER !! LUVZ IT!

Runners Up - also genius.

This was a funny one!

Submitted by The Hoople on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:50am.

LOL
I had absolutely nothing!
Shouts to ElB..my man!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:44am.

Funny fuckers as usual... Congrats to all weiners.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"

Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:42am.

A Noun: Good one.

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Ursuline

Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:35am.

Way to go you hawt sluts.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:32am.

ElB!!!! Good to see you back and congrats!!!

Big congrats to A Noun on the win!! ISMU, that was really funny, my favorite!

Submitted by loozer on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:09am.

Congrats to all!
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...

Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:00am.

Congrats to the winners.. you guys are freaking hilarious.

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 7:52am.

Congrats A Noun _is a person place or thing_, and to ISMU♥, jazzy, and ElB (nice to see you back)!!

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Submitted by fmdoom on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 7:51am.

congrats to all! jazzfish_77--consistently clever.

Submitted by tastycar on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 7:37am.

The death of cool

Submitted by rafa0105 on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 7:15am.

Until ebay do us part.

Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 5:00am.

Book your eternity to hell through Travelocity and you'll recieve two demonic skin lashings free but hurry- your time is running out!

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"This isn't your average darkness ... This is advanced darkness!"

Submitted by divinegoddess on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 3:51am.

Pimp my casket

Submitted by Guinness God on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:27am.

Hawaiian Joe won a shiny trophy in the "Stupid Inventions" competition for a computer coffin with the screen on the inside and the keyboard on the outside.

Submitted by cheesus on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 12:46am.

Even in death, Ashton Kutcher can Twitter. May God help us all.

Submitted by scarletsascha on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 12:45am.

Wake: the Scientology way

"Close your eyes for your eyes will only tell the truth and the truth isn't want you want to see..." - the Phantom

Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 12:35am.

Ahem. And next season on True Blood, they'll be telling us that Vampire Bill has created a Vampire Data Base. *coughs* There's NO WAY anyone will buy that, right?
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Are You A Goddess? If so...

Submitted by hoozer on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:42pm.

It's about damn time someone showed God how to use a computer.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:41pm.

So we just click Ctrl Q, Alt 9, Tab, Tab, Enter....and you're off to heaven! Easy peasy, see?

♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by etherealfiend on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:38pm.

"...so excuse me if I start to play, with my digital display..."

Submitted by hoozer on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:34pm.

No one was surprised that Michael Jackson's face did indeed have a life of its own and found a way to continue recording after the rest of him passed on.

Submitted by bun on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:29pm.

Man, the ghost of Tiny Elvis sure is gonna be pissed about this.

Submitted by MarkyMark7 on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:20pm.

John Edward v2.0

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:43pm.

roxie: if loving you is wrong I don't want to be right!

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:30pm.

At Tales From the Crypt.com the tales really are from the crypt. Yep...they really are. Really. I kid you not.

Submitted by mesexy2 on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:22pm.

Ashton Kutcher's plan to tweet from the grave...

Submitted by mahaatma on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:55pm.

...nothing will stop those pesky e-mails from The White House - nothing...

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"Quiet and mean! Those are my people!" - Nurse Jackie

Submitted by Trappedinheaven on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:53pm.

Fatal Error.

Submitted by bikini bottom u... on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:43pm.

The death of The Housewives series came with The Real Housewives of Silicone Valley season.

Submitted by lemons358 on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:20pm.

I found a great dating site ____ http://www.Millionairechats.com ___where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I want to share with you and hope you find your perfect match.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:28pm.

Because even in death, you'll want to check out dlisted.

Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:27pm.

Dr. Watsons funeral was held up for hours while computer techs worked on the program that closes the casket lid.

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"This isn't your average darkness ... This is advanced darkness!"

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:27pm.

He ensured that the vampire would stay dead by eternally looping 2 girls 1 cup.

Submitted by A Noun _is a pe... on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:12pm.

I'm not dead - just error 301.

Submitted by MattyR1234 on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:06pm.

Since it's introduction necrophilia has gone down 14%. Scientists believe that the combination of pornography and death may end all necrophilia as early as 12/21/2012.

Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 7:59pm.

"Ok, the latest poll is in and 89% of the family think you were an asshole. Sorry, Bud."

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"This isn't your average darkness ... This is advanced darkness!"

Submitted by Blahfrickinblah on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 7:45pm.

Before the service began, George was more than happy to help out his fellow NAMBLA buddy, Michael Jackson, by downloading their official screensaver.

Submitted by roxie on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 6:35pm.

Computer progammers really know how to get laid!

Submitted by mnman on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 6:28pm.

“The organization man is dead. He thrived when smokestack America thrived. When airlines, banks and telephones were highly regulated. When Japan built shoddy cars. When computers were huge and an apple was something you ate.”