Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which scorned reality star is in talks with a major R&B singer to have a faux relationship — just to improve her image? (Gatecrasher)
My guess is Kim Kardassian and...Ne-Yo maybe? But I praaaay it's Paula Abdul and Ciara? Wait, does MC Skat Kat count as R&B?
This quirky curly-haired actor has some odd eating habits when he goes out to a restaurant. He will only drink bottled water from which he can personally removed the cap. He also picks up his plate of food and smells each item before he begins to eat. All of the food on the plate has to be separate. If any of the foods on the plate touches another food, he will send the plate back. (Blind Gossip)
Michael Cera? That's my guess even though his hair looks more like Ruffles than Fritos.
This foreign born, married B-/C+ movie and television actor just missed out on what would have been his big break. A lead on a great television show that was canceled. He has always been thisclose to moving up a notch on the list. Well, his actress wife is also a B-/C+ but she is on the downswing of her career and older than her husband. Anyway, the husband has got the role of a lifetime he is about to begin shooting and his wife saw a role in the movie as a chance to try and resurrect her once promising career. In public the husband was all for it, but in private he worked behind the scenes to make sure her part went to another actress because he wants the focus to be all about him and not about a husband and wife on the same movie. His wife still doesn't understand how she went from having the part one day to it being offered to another actress the next. (CDAN)
Antoino & Melanie G? Duh. I think.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 3:41pm.
Michael Cera is totally fuckable! You had to have seen him in Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist.
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That movie is awful, and I don't think it would make any difference what movie somebody saw him in because he looks and acts exactly the same in everything.
#1 - Kim KardASSian and Kanye
#2 - SCREECH
#3 - Antonio and Melanie were the first to pop into my head. Melanie seems desperate.
1. Kim or Messica
2. Ben Stiller
3. Ant'n'Mel
#2 sounds like he might be autistic. I knew an autistic boy that almost the exact same thing, except his food couldn't touch anything red (like ketchup). Otherwise he wouldn't eat it no matter how hungry he was.
For some reason Simon Baker "the Mentalist" came to mind [no pun] on the third one, but givoogled it and the show was renewed. I stink at these.
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1. is either Kate Gosslin or Jessica Simpson
I have no idea who the others are and I love Michael Cera.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 6:53pm.
I agree with everyone voting for #3 to be Ashton & Demi.
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That's the only one that makes sense to me, but he's not foreign-born and the "what could have been his big break" thing doesn't seem to fit. I feel like Ashton already had his big break.
It cannot be Ashton and Demi for the #3 couple because Ashton was born in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Foreigh born, kids.
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It can't be Asthon and her mom... isn't he american?
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I agree with everyone voting for #3 to be Ashton & Demi.
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Antonio's puss in boots character from Shrek, is getting its own movie in 2012. Selma Hayek has signed on as the voice of the lady cat. He has got to be making at least 10 million from this. At the very least.
Kanye really has been having sex with Kim these past few years. Someone related to him told me this like a year ago. Maybe they were full of shit. But bottomline is that if it is them for the blind, then they were setting up the rumors over a year ago.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 5:57pm.
I don't think #3 is Melanie and Antonio. I think they're better than B-/C+.
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The husband missed out a big break, too? Definitely not Antonio.
I don't think #3 is Melanie and Antonio. I think they're better than B-/C+.
could the first one be Jessica Simpson?
she was a reality star and she was scorned..?
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That was douchéy of who ever got his wife fired....LMAO
it's not sarah j parker...c'mon sex and the city??
Mslewis aka racisttwit, his ugly ex IS black. Evidently it didn't help his career.
Reeter-
He's doing well and growing nicely. He really is a big boy- over 14.7 pounds @ 8weeks! He's slept in his crib 2 nights in a row- all night.. I'm so proud of him :)
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(1) Kim Kardashian and Kanye. (They were setting up this fake relationship when they put stories that Kim & Reggie broke up cuz of Kanye's texts. Though he doesnt strike me the type 2 do fake shit for the media. but we'll see
Who would be the singer matched up with Kate Gosselin? Could he be douchier than Jon? That I would love to see.
(2) Michael Cera - Love Him
(3) I dnt remember Antonio Banderas ever being on a TV show.
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1. Kate Gooselinimabitch & Usher
2. Webster or Gary Coleman
3. Speedy Gonzalez
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I'm gonna disagree with MK on #2 and say Seth Rogen.
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When do we get the answers to the quiz? I fg hate blind items. Just tell me already!
Michael Cera is totally fuckable! You had to have seen him in Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist.
I don't believe #1 is Usher and KK!! At this point in his career, having married that ugly woman and then having his last album bomb, Usher needs to stick with Black women. He doesn't need his (Black women) fans turning against him and they would if he got with that slut/germ carrier, KK or any other White woman, in my opinion.
The woman in the BI is probably KK but I can't guess what R&B star would want her, unless it's Ray Ray again!!
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 3:23pm.
reeter,
he's rather drab and dull in person, so I can see him as having some ridiculously snottish food issue.
he's glib.
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reeter,
he's rather drab and dull in person, so I can see him as having some ridiculously snottish food issue.
he's glib.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 2:58pm.
reeter...
never thought will ferrell.. i guess i read "young" into it... but yeah, i can see that.
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Never, EVER pay attention to my guesses. I'm horrible at these!
He was the first curly-headed guy that came to mind. : )
Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 2:18pm.
Sounds about right Sayonara: KK and Usher.
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reeter...
never thought will ferrell.. i guess i read "young" into it... but yeah, i can see that.
I was going to say Shia but I dont see him as quirky... i see him as FINE!
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I agree it can't be Antonio...he had his big breaks years ago...besides he is not a TV actor. And he and Melanie used to be part of the A list...even if their popularity has waned in the last few years.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 2:14pm.
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I heard awhile back the #1 was Usher and kim K
Whom ever said R kelly and Paula A...rotflmao!! Thing is she is too old for him.
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1. Don't know
2. Don't know
3. Horseyface and Husband.
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1 - Denise Richards
2 - Will Ferrell
3 - Ashton and Demi (Ashton is from Mars, or somewhere weird, right? Haa!!)
Has Banderas been on television though? I honestly don't remember seeing him on tv.
I don't know if the last one is Antonio. First, he has big hits in the past. Not to mention Shrek made him good cash. He is pretty old to be still looking for his "big break". Anyways it fits with the wife, but he does not need to prove himself. He has done many movies.
I'd call Banderas a solid B+ and Griffith a C- and falling, but otherwise, yeah.
No.2=Corkey from Life Goes On.
nevermind.. richard Rodriguez didnt use him even tho he likes to reuse characters... hhmmm...
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Sounds about right Sayonara: KK and Usher.
Poor Antonio - Melanie is like a barnacle.
But thanks for the 411 on the Dali movie, Madame!! LOVE DALI.
The quirky no food touching obsessive/compulsive could be Jerry Seinfeld if anybody considered him an actor. He also refuses to use/leave a restroom unless he has a barrier of paper towels not to touch the sink or door handle - he's said in interviews.
is antionio in Machete?
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1. Kim Kardashian & Usher
I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...
1- Paula Abdul and .... R. Kelly?
2- Has got to be Carrot Top!!
3- Antonio Banderas is about to film a movie called Dali in which he will play salvador Dali sooooooo, yyeah, that is a role of a lifetime so i'll go with Dreamy Banderas/ Melanie Griffith
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 2:06pm.
Michael Cera is completely unfuckable. Where are the gay blind items? I need fantasies.
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you sound like a piece of work :B
I was thinking Tori Spelling & Dean McWhathisface on the last one, but they're not B-/C+ are they?
I smell food too, I just don't pick up the entire plate and sniff it...
I feel bad for Banderas if it is him in the 3rd blind.