Stewie Is Gay
So, Stewie, the evil babeh on the Family Gay, is a peen lover on the down low. Yeah, tell the house band to play The DUH Song over and over again. We all saw the signs.
Seth MacFarlane told Playboy (via The NYDN) that it's really no surprise since Stewie wants to kill his mom and take over the world. Note to my mom: No, need to sleep with a machete under your pillow, because not all gays are like that. Oh and I don't want to take over the world either. I just want to take over the Mother's Cookies factory. Anyway, this is what Seth said:
"We had an episode that went all the way to the script phase in which Stewie does come out. It had to do with the harassment he took from other kids at school. He ends up going back in time to prevent a passage in Leviticus from being written: ‘Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind. It is an abomination.’ But we decided it’s better to keep it vague, which makes more sense because he’s a 1-year-old. Ultimately, Stewie will be gay or a very unhappy repressed heterosexual. It also explains why he’s so hellbent on killing [his mother, Lois] and taking over the world: He has a lot of aggression, which comes from confusion and uncertainty about his orientation."
Yes, this is not shocking, but part of me also thought that Stewie was some kind of walking mutant penis. I mean, Stewie's head is exactly the same shape as one of my ex-boyfriend's peen. Seriously, it looked like a soggy dumpling...which is why he's my ex-boyfriend.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 2:51pm.
Family Guy has never and will never be funny. How this shit is on for 7 seasons and Aressted Development only got 3 I will never understand. Lowest common denominator indeed.
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I totally agree!!! I love the episode of South Park that deservingly skewers how stupid and unfunny FG is.
So there was Miley Cyrus and her 9-year-old sister pole dancing earlier in the week, and now we have a toddler on a cartoon show coming out as gay.......
Submitted by mharker on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 12:24am.
On a related note, let's stop having Bryan date human females. It's disturbing, and I get that maybe it's supposed to be, but still...
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OK now that you mentioned it, I agree. It was very when Brian confessed his love to Louise, let alone when Brian married Louise when they thought Peter is dead.
But somehow I didn't find it disturbing when Stewie got drunk and then dance some waltz with Brian and said something like "olive juice" or something like that :D
so...can they just be a couple?
ps: I think Brian has the sexiest voice in Family Guy...
Submitted by JaneDoe on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:33pm.
Now can we make Stewie and Bryan a couple please?
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On a related note, let's stop having Bryan date human females. It's disturbing, and I get that maybe it's supposed to be, but still...
Now can we make Stewie and Bryan a couple please?
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It also explains why he’s so hellbent on killing [his mother, Lois] and taking over the world:
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Honestly? That's just silly.
Anyone who's had a baby knows that ALL babies are like that! Again - yeesh!
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Again - not news. I've known Stewie was gay for years. He told me. Yeesh!
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I've always thought Stewie was a mini-Rupert Everett, so this makes perfect sense.
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I love Stewie! I bet he's a glitter gay behind closed doors.
Submitted by cabbagehead on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 2:52pm.
@peachpie,
the same thought crossed my mind but then i figured he was trying to signify that his rage towards his mother is born out of his frustration for having to hide his orientation? or something like that... either way it was a weird thing for seth to say, but then his words may have been misconstrued or misquoted.
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I totally agree with you. MK misinterpreted it. If anything, there's a misconception about gay men being "mama's boys" in childhood.
Stewie's never been on the down low. They've just never had him admit it.
It's been hinted at like a sledgehammer over the head though.
Submitted by gucci on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 4:37pm.
There already was a gay president. James Buchanon. From his wiki..
"To date he is the only President from the state of Pennsylvania and the only president to remain a lifelong bachelor"
"For 15 years in Washington, D.C., prior to his presidency, Buchanan lived with his close friend, Alabama Senator William Rufus King"
You can just scroll down to his personal relationship section. And yes he was a terrible president, so they say
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
If the peen isn't pretty it's a deal breaker for me. We now return you to our regularly scheduled episode of TMI.
kdracofan:
i don't know man. he does brag alot about wanting to take over the world............
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kdracofan:
i don't know man. he does brag alot about wanting to take over the world............
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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
Gucci...ok ok...can Stewie be the VP then?
kdracofan:
sorry to have to tell you but if there is to be a gay president in the future its going to be my baby andy cooper!
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Stewie for president! love family guy
uh didn't he have a crush on the pussycat dolls?
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Keep em coming Seth!!!
Uh Duh!!
I knew that!! Everyone did. Didnt you see him as an adult w/Fran?? Oops Too quick!!
Stweies' my favorite! but I haven't seen many new episodes of Family Guy... when do the new episodes come on?
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Submitted by The Fly on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 3:03pm.
I haven't seen that many episodes but there's one where Stewie is playing the French Horn in class and he farts! OMGLOLSHWABBG!!!!! Now that's class! It really was funny though.
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I know that one! LMFAO!
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Seth is Jesus in my book and stewie's always been gay far as I'm concerned.
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No shocker there.
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Uhm, DUH!!
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... Well I'd like to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch! - Stewie.
Mike that clip is hilarious!
And? Talk about Captain Obvious! Man I love Stewie!
Submitted by Vermithrax on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 3:16pm.
I've never watched a single episode.
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you hang out at DLISTED (SNARK CENTRAL),
and have never seen FAMILY GUY ????
oh, you MUST.. LOL. If you like this crew
on this board, then you'll pee your pants.
I was surprised by this past season's episode where Bonnie and Joe have a baby girl...and Stewie falls for her and writes her a song. I was thinking, "But I thought he was gay?"
Then he says at the end that he's now in love with Bryan Adams.
I always thought the gheys identified MORE with their mother and so they wouldn't be likely to murder them. I mean they can't swish around in dads heels....(unless your dad is tom cruise)
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
I've never watched a single episode.
Stweie has been dancing in gay clubs with no shirt for years, how could this come as a surprise??
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I always thought Stewie was a parody of Kelsey Grammer, but Seth said he could be played in a live movie by David Hyde Pierce.
There was never a doubt that Stewie was gay.. why is this news?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 3:05pm.
The Simpsons now that some funny shit!!!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
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Family Guy is one of my favorite shows.
I never get tired of watching it.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Seth McFarlane is obsessed with the gays. I don't watch this show all that much and even I knew Stewie was gay. So when is he going to bust Roger out of his glittery closet?
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Simpsons has always appealed to me more. Remember a list of "Things to Do" Homer had written and was looking at and down near the bottom was "Mr. Smithers - no girfriend - must Ask Jeeves"
I haven't seen that many episodes but there's one where Stewie is playing the French Horn in class and he farts! OMGLOLSHWABBG!!!!! Now that's class! It really was funny though.
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One of my favorite Family Guy clips, from season 3:
Stewie tries to make his mother believe Peter (Stewie's dad) is having an affair.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/43213/family-guy-trying-to-frame-peter#x-4,vcl...
I never really watched this show, I am not into cartoons but then again I turned my nose up at the Simpsons for years and now I think it's fantasticaly funny!
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*cluches heart* *shocked gasp* I have never *breathes* never been this shocked since Dumbledore came out. *breaks down* I mean *sob* It was just so shocking. I would never have guessed unless Captain Obvious had stepped in.
I need to lie down *faints*
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