Kourtney Kardashian Forgot To Take Her Birth Control Pills
Kourtney Kardashian is 5-months pregnant and the father is her on-and-off-again boyfriend Scott Disick (the "s" is silent). Kourtney is currently working the famewhore stroll to not only promote her fetus, but to also push that reality show she did with accidental coke snatcher Khloe Kardashian. During a radio interview with Ryan Gaycrest this morning, Kourtney talked about how she got pregnant:
"This probably sounds so dumb, but there's so many times I'll forget to take my pill and I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's just so stupid."
Our government has let us down, because any famewhore with the last name Kardashian, Montag, Hilton or Hogan should have to eat, drink, inject and breathe birth control pills all day and night. Even the dudes. It should be a law. And if they forget just once, they should be jailed for the rest of their lives where their mouths will be strapped to an automatic birth control pill feeding machine.
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it mystifies me how these Kardashian sisters are "famous." They are complete fame whores, agreed there. None of them have any talent whatsoever, and we can thank the likes of Ryan Seacrest for them having a completely pointless and useless reality show. Kourtney needs some class,, no one cares about her boobs or her forgetting her pill,, the fact she thinks everyone wants to hear this is ridiculous. They are all tasteless.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 6:08pm.
I'm suddenly thinking that Czar who wants to have birth control flavored water is on to something.
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No. That would mean that people who deserve to have children wouldn't be able to have them. It's not just birth control he wants. He wants to make people STERILE. As in, permanently. I'm obviously very opposed to this guy's philosophy.
These celebwhores should probably get an IUD or the shots. They obviously "can't remember", so let's just give them something they can't forget.
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Is that REALLY his last name?!! That is priceless!
I concur with that statement:
Our government has let us down, because any famewhore with the last name Kardashian, Montag, Hilton or Hogan should have to eat, drink, inject and breathe birth control pills all day and night. Even the dudes. It should be a law. And if they forget just once, they should be jailed for the rest of their lives where their mouths will be strapped to an automatic birth control pill feeding machine.
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Especially since she seems to be whoring out her pregnancy, child raising is not fun and games. (i don't mean that literally) but it shouldn't be taken so lightly.
I so have to give both a Lisa Wu fake "wink" for wearing shades...cuz thats why they were invented...to save us from the FUG!
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You summed it up baby. This takes fame whoring to new shameless level. I hope she gets extensive stretch marks on every part of her body.
Does this Kunt actually think anybody is buying her "forgot" to take her pill bullshit? Way to try and trap a man, twat.
What woman doesn't notice she skipped her period, and doesn't take a pregnancy test?
The whole Lardassidan clan will do anything for attention. Even deliberately getting pregnant.
I pity the baby having a shallow, spoiled, lazy bitch like this for a mom.
They look like a low-rent Brangelina.
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i agree below with winnie. useless! and i love how her pregnancy was BREAKING NEWS on usmagazine.com. christ.
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What a worthless cunt. The whole lot of them are worthless cunts.
I am proud to say I never watched the Kardashian Krapfest. And trust I watch alot of krap!
Jesuscristo, I was REALLY hoping he was was not the father. This kid has no chance in hell.
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Child Services should remove the baby (who's name will definately start with a "K") as soon as it's born. That being said: wtf is up with those glasses dick is wearing?
What's wrong with mandatory sterilization?
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She did did it on purpose bc/ she was hitting 30. Also to trap the boyfriend. So classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Scott Disick (the "s" is silent)" ahahahaa
How old is this twit? She "forgot" to take her pill? Please.
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Idiot who forgets to take her BCP could also forget to feed a baby. Change a baby. Remove a baby from harmful situation. Etc. Etc. Etc.
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depo provera shot. nuff sed.
and if someone can just run up randomly on these dumb bitches and poke them in the ass I would be eternally grateful!
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 5:39pm.
Good Lord, check out this douchebag's webpage:
http://scottdisick.com/index.php
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from the first page of his webpage:
"As for girls, he was known as being able to manipulate them into anything."
-What? He is PROUD of being a big giant douche! Advertising it to the world. Also I love love the double "ghost" image of himself peeking out from behind the shot of him and the moron this post is about. too funny.
I would love to see this guy and Spencer become best friends. That would be the seventh sign of the Apocalypse.
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He has cheated on her and yet they are having a baby? What a 'tard.
I'm suddenly thinking that Czar who wants to have birth control flavored water is on to something.
What a dumbass. I put "take pill" in my Blackberry calendar so it reminds me every day. I've been on the pill for 3 months and have never missed a pill. I'm sure the stupid bitch could afford one of those. What a reason to have a baby.
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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 5:50pm.
Ha ha ha! I love Idiocracy. A while back I bought it for a friend who was/maybe still is into post-apocalyptic movies like Road Warrior and Soylent Green. I don't think she watched Idiocracy, though, which is a shame.
I am a man, but I had heard from female friends that even if you forget to take your "pill" for a day, 2 or 3, it is hard to get pregnant, especially if you have been on them for a while, so my question is: Did she NEVER take them, or did she just start? Or am I wrong?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH: "Admitting you for get to take your pill with regularity kinda sorta means you aren't responsible enough to have chirruns..."
Exactly. And I don't see the point of bombarding yourself with all those hormones if you're not getting the benefit of baby-free times.
Stupid whore.
And she totally wants to trap him into "on again" all the time.
Agreed, bitches with the last name Kardashian, Hilton etc should not fucking reproduce. This shit reminds of the that movie Idiocracy. Dumb asses keep reproducing with other dumbasses, the world will be full of them.
Good Lord, check out this douchebag's webpage:
http://scottdisick.com/index.php
Does anyone else feel nauseated when hearing the voices of The Kardashian girls???
They all sound so vapid.
That guy got someone pregnant?
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This is why I'm all for stelization or at least mandatory licensing to reproduce. Seriously, a fuck-tard and a famewhore as PARENTS?
This lame excuse is A.K.A. I did it on purpose.
boring. who cares. next.
she's obsessed with this dude. it was a set up
Wow. I see the BF bathes in douche water.
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 4:22pm.
Wait! are u calling me a Losser?
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Don't get me wrong. I like *Kim*. But the 3 Kardashian girls who were reared by that air headed ex-stewardess mom...they were all pre destined to make more stupid mistakes. Look who they learned from. Kris is only a half step up from Lohan's mom in brains.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 4:07pm.
When she walks, she tells herself "Left-Right-Left-Right".
ha ha.. I can't tell left and right without looking at my ring (left) or my bracelet ( right)..
Um...not so much. Where those people probably need their medication to function, you do not need your birth control to function and it is therefore very easy to forget.
I forget sometimes. Thankfully, you can just take two pills the next day.
THIS IDIOT probably forget to take her pill and then didn't take two the next day.
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 3:12pm.
I mean, I'm not female, but how can you "just forget" to take your birth control pill? Isn't that a diabetic forgetting his insulin shot, or a manic-depressive forgetting his lithium?
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Submitted by Manimal5
these two douches...just from stupidity could probably start an army.
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When she walks, she tells herself "Left-Right-Left-Right".
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