Citizens Of Boston, Posh Is Coming For You!
Posh Beckham got out of her spaceship in Boston today to sit in as the guest judge on American Idol for callbacks. Posh's spokeswhore said that she has no plans to become the permanent fourth judge. However, it does look like she has plans to scare the fuck out of whoever walks through those doors to audition. Those poor bitches are going to think they either walked into a Scientology meeting or some kind of alien sacrifice ritual (same thing, right?). Posh could've eased up on the make-up. Or at least caked on some prosthetics so she looks less praying mantis-like.
Although, my childhood does applaud Posh for wearing a lace headband. Oh, it brings back fond memories of when I used to steal my sister's neon lace headbands and wear them while dancing around in the comfort of my room. So thanks for that, I guess....
Here's more of Posh looking like she'll beat you with a wire hanger if you don't finish your liver dinner while arriving at callbacks today. I also threw in a couple of pictures of Kara DioPLEASELEAVEUSALONE looking annoying as usual. Will Posh just eat her soul already? Oh yeah, what soul.
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"I just came across Ali G interviewing D + V B. on youtube, she was - I hate to say it - lovely and funny back then. He's a complete tool never getting any puns at all."
"No disrespect to your bitch". Priceless.
I saw that same episode.
Surprisingly humorous with Posh being witty back to Ali G and playing along with the joke that is they.
Now it seems she's a bit too serious and
WAYYYY too Botoxed.
Lighten up, Girl.
Oh, and I agree... That whole interview seemingly went over D. Beck's head. Oh well.
He DOES get hit in the head a lot with soccer balls (???).
I prefer David Beckham to be silent. Once his mouth opens and Jiminy Cricket comes out, kinda kills my fantasy. Why does Posh look oily? Not to mention resembling one of the snake people from the old V series. Hold me David, your wife scares me!!!
Submitted by Niko on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 7:14pm.
I just came across Ali G interviewing D + V B. on youtube, she was - I hate to say it - lovely and funny back then. He's a complete tool never getting any puns at all. "No disrespect to your bitch".
That sounds funny. David is not so smart, is he? Course he's not paid to be.
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I just came across Ali G interviewing D + V B. on youtube, she was - I hate to say it - lovely and funny back then. He's a complete tool never getting any puns at all. "No disrespect to your bitch". Priceless.
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Auri sacra fames
I see she's started baking again: she had eased off for awhile but the grease is back.
Lord, this woman is ugly.
get serious lady Caca is from NY, just sayin, not to say that your other examples aren't spot on
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
What is it with british chicks; why are they so boogly nasty? There's the queen of plastic parts katie "Jordan" price (bitch, use ONE name), there's wigger lady caca (the biggest poser ever) and then there's this nasty bitch. Why does she have lace panties on her head? Ugly; just ugly...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
What a fuckin mess.
Im gonna print that close one out (the one you nearly turn to stone looking at) and put it on my front door to scare the kiddies on Halloween.
Boo! I'll also make smaller prints of that shot to cut out and put over the witch and skeleton faces of my decorations. Thanks Michael!
Love the reference to the Kingston Trio
HOLY CRAP - she looks about 60 years old in that close up! She is looking VERY nasty/skinny lately - it's NOT hawt to see your bones protruding.
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Looks like she might eat you in that picture. I wanna feed her some cookies!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
What? NO! I LIVE IN BOSTON! FUCK. I knew I shouldn't have gotten rid of my Y2K Emergency Gear.
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Cock-a-doodle-do, any cock will do!
Bitch looks possessed.
I'm scared!
Lord God almighty - the peplum is back? Save me.
Get a little too close to the window you were licking? WIPE YOUR MOUF!
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Why is this praying mantis wearing a brain belt?
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Posh looks like Celine Dion in that head shot
Have a few cream puffs and a banana split. It's OK to eat. It really is.
The background guy in photos 1 and 10 is gorgeous, wooo hoooo
EAT BITCH!!!! EAT SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!!!, YOU'RE WASTING AWAY, YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN CORPSE.
Submitted by Pai-Jzu on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 5:47am.
I like the frock, although the frill is obviously there to make it look like she has hips and a bum. The headband, though ..
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Posh has ruined her hair with the years of abusing her hair with extensions and color jobs. She thinks the headband will camouflage her five-head. If anything, she's drawing more attention to it.
I like the frock, although the frill is obviously there to make it look like she has hips and a bum. The headband, though ... really can't think of a single person headbands worked for, other than Axl Rose in 1992 - and that was only to hide his receding hairline.
"I've got one word to say to you, Kim ..."
Wow, that is a seriously hideous picture of Pig-Snout Posh.
Anorexia ain't pretty, Posh.
EAT something, you vain tart!
also, posh looks like she needs a good shave. anorexia side-effects?
also, i wonder if that lacy thing on her head is supposed to hide some sort of ... scar?
Icky poo poo
Icky poo poo
Yikes...oil slick in Boston Harbor!
i know we all can take bad pictures, but that is the worst picture ever of her! god, remember the friggin spice girls? how annoying..... if you wanna be my lover, ya gotta get with my friends...wtf! wasn't that 1997 or something?
I know this isn't an open post, but I can not contain myself...The Tori Amos show tonight @ Radio City WAS Orgasmic!!!!!!!!
She fucked that piano bench for all its worth and I am now voiceless from screaming so loud :)
AMAZING!!!!She rocked!! That bitch tops any of these idiotards trying to "perform" who are half her age and her career has the most longevity of any performer my age...To be on your like 14th album and sell out Radio City is an amazing feat...All praises to the Goddess for feeding my soul :)
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Submitted by Cunty LaRue on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:56pm.
That's like the walk of shame hair style... black lace panties holding your hair back
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That only works if they're stickier than the hairspray used 8 hours before. ;)
Seriously, for the second and last time, niters...Angel *hugs w/reach around wedgie*
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LOL she is wearing a Bumpit. LMAO
http://www.bighappiehair.com/
That's like the walk of shame hair style... black lace panties holding your hair back
Let's see how much the program pays her. Publicly, and under the table.
Will miss Paula's input.
And yeah, I'd quit too, in view of circumstances.
The disparity is beyond reason.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:18pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:06pm.
I love this little red number tho. But I hate everything around it.
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reminds me of Alexis Carrington...
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I have some vague familiarity there...when I see or hear her name my brain recalls: her hair was like a helmet and she was really old and stylin' and she wore a lot of red and hung around huge places that were mostly white (like, the furniture) I could see this dress in all that fersure.
And yeah - she'll be the death of this show if anything...
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:16pm.
Is it too late to hold a Boston Pee Party?
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It's never too late to piss on somebody.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:06pm.
I love this little red number tho. But I hate everything around it.
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reminds me of Alexis Carrington... but you're prob too young to remember that bitch... cold, icy... same personality really. I really can't see her contributing much to this dead in the water show tho....
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
I love this little red number tho. But I hate everything around it.
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LOL is she wearing a bumpit?!http://www.bighappiehair.com/
Ya she has a lollipop head all right and a greasy one at that. go away.
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Time for Posh to lay off the self tanner and stop with the hairstyles that accentuate her lollipop head.
Does she put her make-up on with a trowel?
OH MY GOD !!! Everyone mentioning the classy puppet madame is killing me...that puppet reminds me of my (r.i.p.) grandma who lived wih us who used to smoke WHILE waiting for the ambulance who was on the way while wearing an oxygen tank...the other neighbours got pissed because she could of blown up the hood but she never said no to me and she always had a plastic jug of vodka hiding in her 1/2 bathroom
What is wrong with this bitch? It's mid-August in broad daylight, and she's dressed like a fortune-teller. And that doily on her head reminds me of back in the 60's and 70's when females had to cover their heads in church, many wearing lace veils. Some were really gorgeous!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Is it too late to hold a Boston Pee Party?
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What does Becks see in this pigface?
gross
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
she looks horrid.
Wait until Posh catches Simon trying to spike her coke cup...the real fun begins.