Birthday Sluts

madonna looks old enough to be her daughter's grandmother....her underage daughter, though, is hot (maybe even hot to trot? i bet all of madonna's boyfriends would rather be doing her daughter.)

and it might help if I doubled the right letter... Madonna*

Damn, Maddona has always been ugly.

Donovan can't be 42... has to be at least 62.

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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK

Seems as though Madonna and I have the same kind of hair..that's if I don't air dry properly and then brush with a fine toothed comb.

Superpop, I love your photo. It's how I see Potato Head Rumer. You literally see the potato in her face! LOL! How did this genetic experiment get so fucked up. Both Demi and Bruce are not bad looking people. What went wrong there! LOL!

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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno

Expecting my third in October.

What a stunning photo of Madonna! She actually had fat on her bones and in her face! She was the perfect blend of Italian(her father) and French(her late mother) ethnic beauty!

Daughter Lourdes is strikingly similar in appearance to younger-Madonna.

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I never understood how someone as talented as Angela Bassett could share the same birth date as Madonna, who has NO acting ability. It always boggled my mind.

Happy Birthday to me toooo

happy birthday all
madonna..gross

Happy Birthday to the lovely Leslie Ann Warren.

i once had that hairstyle.

methinks rumer willis has been hitting the clubs waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before turning legal. Vadge is 51??? i thought she was dead. she looks dead... or embalmed.

Madonna is only 51 ? She doesn't look a day over 72. I guess it is genetic.

K' this is a bad ass leo list. happy birthday to everyone especially angie basset and julie newmar! and my god look at madonna when she was cute! she looks better with black hair I've always thought so!

anyhoo happy birthday to all the leo kittens today!

ooh and i forgot to add: screw halle berry and her academy award angela basset is the greatest black actress of this generation and she doesn't need an fucking award to prove to the world that she is love you angie!

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I swear for 2 seconds I thought that was Lourdes. Happy birthday to Vadge and everyone and all today!

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Heppy b-day to the b-day sluts and even more special happy b-day wishes to D-listed b-day hos!

Madonna looked great when she was young. I think Lourdes will look exactly like this in a few years too.

I think she looks more like a dementor in that pic if anything...

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This picture is from when Madonna looked more like a human being and less like a dementor from Harry Potter.
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Happy Birthday to the Smugly Potato Head- I guess she can legally hit the clubs now.....

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So who owns those early nekkid pics? Remember when she was at Live Aid (or something) after they were published? She was in brocade coat (looking like PRINCE), and said "I ain't taking shit off today!" sumthin' like that. And she was sweating like mad. Ah, good humiliation times!

Submitted by Deb on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 11:06am.
This picture perfectly illustrates why cheek implants alone do not make one appear more youthful.
There is fullness all over the face of a younger person, not just at the cheek bones.
Am I making any sense?
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Completely.

That's just what happens to an aging body.

For normal people, the fat just shifts. I've noticed it in my own 45 year old hoe body. Face is thin and everything that was there is now in my....(not telling!)

Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 11:31am.

When Lordes plucks her eyebrows, she'll look more like this pic.
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Tis why she doesn't let Lourdes pluck 'em nor near a decent stylist; mommy dearest can't handle the competition.

Eighties Vadge was fun and sexy and natural; what a difference time and delusion makes.

..Aha! "Like a Prayer" just playing on the radio; she was brunette hotness on its vid.

Submitted by Superpop on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 11:31am.
You're delusional if you really think she visits this website.
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IDK.... Last night on reruns of the HOUSEWIVES of ATLANTA, one of the hoes (the one who's marrying the dude with 6 kids) was reading ALL THE BLOGS about herself, whining that everyone was saying she bought her own ring and her husband/fiance was BROKE.

So, there's a 1% possibility that she reads here.

Potato Head and Vadge? Ughhh what a terrible birthday slut post. Hate both of them.

When Lordes plucks her eyebrows, she'll look more like this pic.

Happy Birfday, sluts! Hooo! Quite the celebrity lineup this morning.

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You're delusional if you really think she visits this website.

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Submitted by markneilly on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 8:58am.
many happy returns to Madonna!

I'm sure she'll love all the comments here when she logs on!

Vadge looks so much better with more weight on!

MK...you need to post more photos of her creepy arms. makes me feel better about my own arms.

Deb: I've never had a "full" face: but as I age I keep checking my skin for "bounce", I'm doing ok due to the fact that I drink tons of water and have high cheekbones naturally.

It's odd but I really like my facial evolution. I'm not age-obsessed thankfully.

P.S. I'm also not gaunt and veiny and worked out to the nth.

Here ya go DD:

http://www.madonnashots.com/1979.html

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BINGO, Pleco!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Thanks, Miz! When I was "youthful", I couldn't wait to lose the facial "baby fat". Now I'd take some back! ;)

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 11:06am.
There is fullness all over the face of a younger person...
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I think that fullness is due to the baby fat, which the aging beef-jerkied vanidosas eradicate and replace with silicone.

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Like crystal Deb. Her "softness" and collagen are in prime form in that pic: you can only do so much with your face over time.

This picture perfectly illustrates why cheek implants alone do not make one appear more youthful.
There is fullness all over the face of a younger person, not just at the cheek bones.
Am I making any sense?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 10:36am.
She really looks like Michael Jackson's daughter. Is she put in a claim, too, I'd find hers the most plausible.
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Ya know, TexnDoc, I've been racking mah wee brain over the parentage of that child. I have often (silent "t") thought that Paris LOOKS FAMILIAR!

I think you've nailed it!

When I first saw that picture, I thought it was Ashley Judd.

Submitted by flyingjenny on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 9:09am.
I know I'm going against the haters here, but Madonna is gorgeous. And what's wrong with a big bush?
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Uh...it STINKS??? BTW, do you have any links to Madonna's nekkid pictures, circa 1978/79. I've actually never seen those...

Hi, I just got here so I'm going to post back-to-back a lot!

Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 8:38am.
Kathie Lee Gifford (56)
Frank Gifford (79)

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Steve Carell (47)
Timothy Hutton (49)
Laura Innes (50)
Angela Bassett (51)
James Cameron (55)
Lesley Ann Warren (63)
Julie Newmar (76)

Happy birthday all.

Esther and Rumer on the same day? Ha!

She really looks like Michael Jackson's daughter. Is she put in a claim, too, I'd find hers the most plausible.

Hey Madge, make sure to flash your ARRP card for the discount, wow, 51,her tits are in their teens and her penis trap has been rebuilt so many time who fuckin' knows.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 9:12am.

She does have a look of the undead, innit? I'm thinking Gary Oldman fighting off Keanu Reeves circa 1992...

Happy birthday to Angela Bassett, Madonna, Kathie Lee Gifford,Vanessa Carlton, Emily Robison.

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HB Timothy Hutton, Angela Bassett, Leslie Ann Warren and Julie Newmar.

"Happy birthday Angela Bassett! She killed it as Tina Turner, IMO."

For real, DeeDee. As far I'm concerned, Angela Bassett always kills it. She automatically makes anything she appears in instantly better.

HB to fellow Massachusetts native Steve Carrell and the best catwoman, Julie Newmar.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

Does Madge's nose still look like that?

hmmm

Angela girl, I still think of her as Katherine Jackson.

"Michael, he's still the one"

Oh lawd, please.

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Madonna has 'man hands' in that pic.

HB Angela Bassett, what a beautiful woman you are.

HB Cam Gigandet,you evil Twilight bloodsucker!

The thought of Kathie Lee and her almost 80 year old husband Frank bumping uglies gives me the heaves.

HB Sluts!

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