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Cats are better at this internet stuff than all of us! Not only can they ruin your life by framing you for downloading child porn, but they can also start a Facebook profile so that they can stalk your ex-junked-up-husband. The Sun says that Wino's pussy, Shirley, now has her own Facebook page and is using it to post messages to Blaaaaaaaaaaaake.
Shirley, who might be lapping up a little heroin milk before she posts, wrote this message on his wall: "Oi mummy was saying to her friend about th time she made you breakfast an you drank all th nesquik til you was sick xxxxxxx." In another message, Shirley's paws typed out: "Sailor sort it you're her co-hort. consort still. as you both know you're unswerving. just as much as you're deserving."
Shirley's charms have worked, because Blaaaaake quickly changed his relationship status from "Single" to "It's complicated." A couple of days later, "It's complicated" became "MARRIED."
And before you start thinking that Wino is pretending to be Shirley, think again. Do you really think Wino knows how to spell that well? Like she can really spit out more than 5 words without passing out on the keyboard. This is all Shirley. Just look at that picture of Shirley. You can tell she's a slutty crackheaded puss who will stop at nothing to steal a bitch's man. Wino, come get your life back from that skank Shirley!
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Hey there,
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:49pm.
*sigh*
In the words of Amy Winehouse, trying to convince you otherwise is like dis:
"Can’t help
But bring it up and beat the point to death
But my
Words are for nothing,
I’m wasting my breath"
Not that that will necessarily stop me.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:45pm
The cat writes better lyrics though.
Oh, you know I was going there.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:38pm.
How very appropriate that she dropped the e's.
Just like in real life!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:30pm.
Or a cat with better spelling skills.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:16pm.
*shakes it like a polaroid picture*
Awww.. that tail wagging is like crack for the heart. Who wouldn't want that?
Srsly, Wino needs more dogs in her life and less horse hounds.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:08pm.
Try acting like a dog. If I came home to you wagging your tail at me every day, I'd never stray.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Pfft.. who hasn't pretended they're a cat to get some.
Srsly, this story makes me sad. The Wino can't fucking help herself when it comes to Blaaaake, so I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was her. What's it gonna take to smack some sense into her?? He's done enough damage!! Let it gooooo Wino!!
P.S. and get thy selfs into a studio.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Wino and Blaaake belong together, that way all of their strange diseases will be contained.
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Haterade, the drink of internet champions!
Shirley is a cute cat name.
Amy Winehouse is a pitiful mess. She has legions of fans who are waiting, begging, pleading for her to get her shit together and make music and she falls right back to that disgusting piece of shit she married, who will have her right where he wants her: muted and compliant. If I gave a fuck it would be sad.
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Uh oh, Heaven is starting to take out Soccer Moms. - BRADIFUL BITCH 8/13/09
This is the saddest news I've heard all week. *sigh*.
♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics
That cat's favorite food is vagina flavored.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:24am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:47am.
Oh shit. Squeaky Fromme just got released from prison, bitches. Do ya think she's barred from visiting Charlie?
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Just about everyone is barred from visiting Manson. Since he's in SHU, a visitor needs special clearance. She won't get it, trust. However, she'll lie about.
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Do you know, these Manson girls are so old now (Squeaky is 60), instead of an X on their forehead, they have an Rx.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by Snoogle on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:20am.
Whoa!! Tom Jones is hung???
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Yup. Elvira (I forget her real time) likes the tell the story of how she lost her virginity to Tom Jones in Vegas. Über-douchey Tom apparently hurt her real bad with his huge organ.
I've always found him repugnant somehow, and his music gives me a bad case of the hives. This story proves he's also a jerk.
I see Wino took spelling, grammer and non-sequitor lessons from such online luminaries as Courtney Love and Lindsay Lohan.
SandF
U iz Nasty! Mind if I watch?
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:47am.
Oh shit. Squeaky Fromme just got released from prison, bitches. Do ya think she's barred from visiting Charlie?
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Just about everyone is barred from visiting Manson. Since he's in SHU, a visitor needs special clearance. She won't get it, trust. However, she'll lie about.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I wanna lick the crack residue from the inside of Blake's foreskin.
Whoa!! Tom Jones is hung???
Pictures??
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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Shirley needs to send posts to the RSPCA instead mewling about Blaaaaake.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Jezus F-ing....when is that rancid crack head going to O.D. already.
Worthless stain on humanity's underwear.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Who keeps giving these crackies animals to care for?
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Feng Shui
Poor cat.
www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
www.petfinder.com - Enter your zip code & find pets available in your area for adoption.
omg Amy, find another dealer!
"You rang?"- Lurch
Oh dear. Here we go again.
Amy needs to forget Blaaaaaake and go hit up the clubs with Jordan. She needs a sexy orange gay piece on her arm to clean her shit up proper like.
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
...I think I just got a contact high from this post.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:00am.
so far so good Miss, thanks for asking
I have become an avid cyclist in my new found state of healthiness :)
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I rode my bike to the store to get some smokes the other day.
so far so good Miss, thanks for asking
I have become an avid cyclist in my new found state of healthiness :)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:51am.
And if you have company that's when they plop down in the middle floor and start in on it!
Blake must be hung like Tom Jones. Not sure what other qualities he might have, but he's had Amy addlepated for years.
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Poor kitteh. Wino can hardly manage her underpants -how is she able to take care of the cat then?
Anyway....I'm cat-sitting for my neighbours until next week.
He told me to feed and give drink.....but de luttle ketteh paw if fooooooo cute, I needs to cuddle and skweeeeeez her ev'rytime I see her!
She gives me maternal feelings.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:42am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:38am.
Unless you're a cat cuz a cat can lick it ass all damn da
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It's so gross. I kiss that cat on the FACE all the time. Ivan is gonna get hosed down here in a minute and washed with Suave Coconut shamp. Someone call 911, because you know i'M gonna be all bloody after that's over.
Again, nothing says " I quit you bitch!" like dropping a deuce in the catbox on your way out the door.
Oh shit. Squeaky Fromme just got released from prison, bitches. Do ya think she's barred from visiting Charlie?
Rickie Lee Jones needs to write a song about it.
Crack E's in Love.
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
snowwy! how goes day 11
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Oy! Shirley's mommy has rounded the bend.
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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
LOL Miss, my niece's fish has a fb page, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
My cat has a facebook page too!!! Me and Amy are kindered crackie spirits ^^
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:38am.
Unless you're a cat cuz a cat can lick it ass all damn day! Surprised no one has come out cat's ass flavored cat food!
One time, my cat shit so bad that it looked like monkeys were fingerpaining in the litterbox.
ok there!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:34am.
Why? Because Blaaaaaaaaake's breath smells like cat shit that's why.
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SPRAYS SCREEN WITH BEVERAGE.
ZOMG!!! I just spent the last two hours cleaning up runny cat shit off my hairy cat.
I SWEAR TO ALLAH!!! CAT SHIT is the most foul smell on the planet. The military should weaponize it for use in wars. We'd win in a minute!!
Omg dats funny.
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
I'd fuck Blake if he weren't such a piece of garbage. Gotta fuck those Brits. Hard hard hard.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~ so many people are interested in an ageless relationship.
young girls want to have fun with 40 man and young guys want to have fun with 40 women.
There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as
http://www.Sugardaddylove.com
NOOOO, SAVE TEH KITTEH!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Well fuck me runnin'!
Why? Because Blaaaaaaaaake's breath smells like cat shit that's why.