So This Is How Brooke Hogan Is Trying To Sell More Albums
Brooke Hogan's album sold 3,500 copies (Yeah, that many) or some shit in its first week, so shouldn't she be dusting off her shelves for all the Grammys she's going to receive or perfecting her tuck game for her massive stadium world tour? You would think. But instead, Brooke Hogan is out giving interviews to Sirius where she's busting on everyone from Beyonce to Cassie to camels (aka her mom):
On Beyonce: "She needs to go and make some babies and chill."
On Cassie's nekkid internet pictures: "Don't show it if it's not right. It's all stretched out."
The funny thing is that Beyonce probably doesn't even know what a Brooke Hogan is. Bitch probably thinks it's a sandwich at Quizno's (lukewarm roast beef served on a stale flat bun with a heaping dollop of bullshit sauce on top). As for Cassie, Brooke is just jealous. Brooke can tuck her dick in between her thighs and pretend she has a vag all she wants, but we all know the truth. And Cassie's "stretched out" vagina is still a zillion times prettier than Brooke's "sperm-count killing" face.
The majority of bitches on Twitter seem to agree. I just spent the last 30-minutes taking notes on the bitchery against Brooke happening on Twitter. Here's just a taste:
arckaye @brookehogan ♥ I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.
seanblendy @brookehogan Is it possible for your balls to drop lower than your album did?!
Brodi_Avalon @BrookeHogan . Remember, you can't spell " Brooke Hogan " without " Broke Ho"
VIA ONTD
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Am I the only one who agrees with Brooke? I don't dislike Beyonce, but dammit!, I'm tired of seeing her ALL the fucking time. I'm also tired of real talent black actresses being passed over for a movie role because it was given to Bey. I wish she would take some fucking acting lessons.
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I guess they were selling her cd's at the dollar store and all the little hulksters out there needed some spank material.
Submitted by johnosahon on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:26pm.
WAIT A MINUTE,
how in the world did brooke manage to sell 3500 copies?
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Homeless people like to play Frisbee too.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
You all are killing it tonight. I have never laughed so hard in my life.
And agree about this not being about Beyonce or Cassie. It's about some chick-with-dick-looking entitled wannabe who would be better off asking her dad to buy her a wrastlin career, cause her manshe game puts China to shame.
The last two Twitter comments are priceless, ahahaaa!!!
jigsaw_feeling RT: @Brian_Bee: Riddle me this why would Beyonce sit down and have babies? Why so ya mom can date them?@BrookeHogan
WAIT A MINUTE,
how in the world did brooke manage to sell 3500 copies?
Another evil whore I've never heard of...
Brooke Hogan?
What was she on?
American Idol?,American Idiot?,Australian Idiot?
Austrian Idiot,Kelly Clarkson Is A Fat Idiot? Ice?
Crack?,Tina?,oops!,that's ME!!!...Anyhoo,never heard of the little tartlet so I'll spare her
the agony of the bullet...
THIS TIME!
Tevness
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 5:32pm.
I have no idea who this person is nor do I care.
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Yay! I love it when you're here:)
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BritPics
What a fuckin' mess.
I have no idea who this person is nor do I care.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Brodi_Avalon @BrookeHogan . Remember, you can't spell " Brooke Hogan " without " Broke Ho"
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BRILLIANT
lmmfao
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
The fact that people are even following this shit on Twitter is more pathetic then Brookes album sales.
Its called FREEDOM OF SPEECH let the bitch flap her gums she is only saying the shit others want to but dont have the balls to. Beyonce does need to chill the fuck out with her fake hair, fake ghetto accent and alley cat killing voice. And who the fuck is Cassie? She is as irrelevant as Brooke so whatfuckingever. They all suck.
Bwahahahahahah@ this comment from Crunk and Disorderly:
Brooke Hogan = Dolph Lundgren in a wig
Nikki | Homepage | 08.14.09 - 3:51 pm | #
"Punks jump up to get beat down!"
RumorWillis @BrookeHogan is it true you're hung like a horse? about 1 hour ago from web
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If Tater head said that shit for real, she has gained a fan.
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"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband" - Anonymous
I have to say that i appreciate her honesty. Saying what we're all thinking. I kind of like her more now....
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
haha those twitter haters are hilarious
at least she has enough balls to keep her account and not close it like that nine inch nails closeted pussy
God this bitch needs to shut the fuck up. Seriously. She isn't talented what-so-ever and the only reason why she has any "fame" is thanks to her Daddy and her low-life brother.
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The only thing more disgusting then Brooke is her brother. And her father. Lowlife murdering trash.
I wish we could follow them with a flamethrower.
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Bottom-feeder.
@stoney....ha!!!!!i'm bored at work, so i feel obligated to join the twitters...but....i still even though brooke is a beast with a bad tuck game, i just don't want to be sucked into the twitter...:)
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
stoney: LOL i think "@thisisstacks" is her midget bf! Follow Him!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
What in the fucking hell is that second grade dropout, short bus riding, chest slapping, text speak gibberish, snowy? So she can't even read now? Not that I'm surprised.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Can we please keep this going? lol
IAmKahlaFierce @HollywoodJit @brookehogan shes mad cause her flop ass ALBUM only sold 3000 copies EPIC FAIL FOR HER DUMB SKANK ASS
cococure @BrookeHogan Either that or u don’t realize ur balls were clipped at birth so u can’t grab them as u try to throw shade at talented artists.
wtfRobbi @brookehogan is a sorry excuse for a human being! You think with all that money she would do something to look less like her dad.
forevertiffanys @BrookeHogan it must be hard to wake up every morning knowing how irrelevant you are.
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
Brooke just tweeted "BrookeHoganFollow Friday!!! Make sure to follow my boys @thisisstacks, @HollywoodJit. Gonna start exercising in a few to get to Sasha Fierce :) lol"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I thought about that letinstar. I was gonna twitter:
I joined twitter just so I tell you how repulsive your existence is to me.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
The worst part of this Brooke bashing (which the talentless she-douche richly deserves) is that she'll undoubtedly take it as nothing but jellus h8ters pissing on her awesomeness. Probably she'll retaliate by releasing another CD next week, which will be the first CD played backwards.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
i'm gonna get fired from laughing at all these comments...
i feel i should get a twitter account just so i can add to the comments and laugh my ass off...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
She is the poster child for retroactive abortion.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
For once I totally agree with Event Horizon.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by rachel_rabbit on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 12:20pm.
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She should make an appearance by a dumpster.
Any dumpster.
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Bottom-feeder.
Brooke Hogan is Charles Darwin's worst nightmare.
evolution in reverse.
If you'r reading this Brooke....go get a REAL job and stop with the fame whoring--celeb wannabe crap you're doing. Don't you have any self respect?
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
She was supposed to make an instore appearance at Newbury Comics in Boston yesterday. A friend and I thought about going just for a laugh but of course it got cancelled due to the shitty album sales.
Ugh....anyone ever watch her show? The most self absorbed, empty headed, un intresting, stupid whore ever!!!
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Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun; Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung; Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll; And I would never, I would never, I would
HA! WTG, snowy!
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Bottom-feeder.
You rock Snowy.
LOL I tweeted her the link to this post, enjoy hooker!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Bulk Hogan...maybe people just don't understand the real you. No that isn't going to work.
Who is Cassie?
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"we don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because we hate you. "
LMAO. Oh I love this.
@Stoney:
I'm not on Twitter, so I would like to thank you for sharing those many hilarious comments.
The funniest ones sound like DListers. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Bottom-feeder.
I love every single person who has told Brooke off on her twitter.......they are awesome.
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What you gonna do? You want to get down?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:49am.
angel: not those half grapefruits tits! LOL
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True. But Playboy is so on their game, dude. They covered them up really well...I have to admit that when I looked through those I was very grateful I did really have to see them...
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Who would thought you could find a slim lice of faith for humanity in twitter posters? twit wayward sluts, twit to kill.
Goes without saying, that those 3500 copies were obviously bought by Hulk Hogan, and now are most likely coasters at some cantina in Tijuana.
TreRadical: @BrookeHogan, Never in my 14 years as an educator have I seen such behavior. And from a young man.
la_bellaviidaxo: @BrookeHogan I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nautynature: @brookehogan jealousy is not cute.. there's a reason why beasts don't have top sellers.. domesticate yourself and try again
jigsaw_feeling: RT @TreRadical: @BrookeHogan, we don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because we hate you.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
angel: not those half grapefruits tits! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
dissention_1: @BrookeHogan have u ever teabagged a family member who expressed dislike for ur muzak?
arckaye: @brookehogan You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void.
ccf_8002: @BrookeHogan that's what a lot of people do when they fail the music biz. damn gurl, k-fed sold more than you.
NORCALgirl3: @brookehogan shut up you dumb tranny
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I could read this shit for days...
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."