SCRAGS BITCHES in Ibiza
I guess those OMGNOWTFCANTBE rumors that homewrecker hero Sienna Miller was freaking on a dude who doesn't have a wife at home proved to be true. Sienna stuffed her wrecking crotch into a virginal white bikini to frolic on a yacht in Ibiza with her new piece, DJ Slinky Wizard. You know, the sluts of the world need to bow down to Sienna, because her skills of slutiness knows no bounds.
Bitch is a better slut than me, because I don't know if I could suck face with a dude wearing a baby pink Yankees visor who goes by the name DJ Slinky Wizard. Let me clarify that: I don't know if I could suck face with a dude like that outside of a rave and not under the influence of Ecstasy. But that's not stopping Sienna. Sienna really makes me want to be a better slut. Get on that raver's glowdick, Sienna!
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She's English, isn't she?. Think slut and English is interchangeable...
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Submitted by Frost on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:01pm.
Awww. Isn't it cute that they have matching mustaches?
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You see it, too? Thanks, thought my screen was warped or something. And I wonder if this "Gretchen" who posts on about every Sienna Miller/Balless Getty post is Mrs. Getty, hmmm...
TRANSLATION:Sienna and her PR team are desperately trying to save what is left of her career/image (ie-disconnect her from the married man) and for some odd reason they thought that kissing and vacationing with a man who wasn't attached to another woman would convince the public, directors, and producers that she has "changed" (ie-isn't sleeping with the married man) and thus improve her image/career. Or is SM just trying to make the married man jealous? Is it the married man's kid's birthday because the last time the married man spent time with his family on his kid's birthday, she pranced around London wearing the breast sucking dress? Is that the same bikini she wore when she vacationed with the married man in Italy?
This is nothing more than another PR stunt. Like when she tries to convince people that the married man is in love with her because he makes out with her in public and ditched his kids to party/vacation with her. This fake relationship will last a week and then she will go right back to publicly flaunting her affair with the married man(because she thinks that she can fool all of the people all of the time=she is all over another man so there is no way that she is still seeing the married man). Just keep in mind that this man isn't going to go with her to NY. Or is that the next step in this PR game, annouce that this man is going with SM to NY because they just can't be apart?
What's that in her hand? Why do all of her "relationships" involve alcohol? Is her personality that devoid of substance that she has to get these men drunk just so that they can tolerate her? It's quite obvious that she tipped off the paps and directly looking at them as if she is annoyed/distressed by their presense isn't going to convince anyone otherwise. She knows how to avoid the paps when she doesn't want to be seen or heard.
With his pink visor, sleeveless black T, and flabby bod, he looks more like DJ Drinky Whiz.
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FAAAAAAAAARRRK!,
I am so over Sienna Miller....I would like so very
much to sniper that moll....tolchock her....push
her down a flight of stairs....trip her over....
punch her lights out...kick her in the cunt with
my size 11 boot,(just make sure I don't get it
stuck up there for good!).Apart from the tarting
around on boats in the Mediterranean,what DOES she
do exactly?,who is she?,just like that Asiatic
looking Jon & Kate with the helmet hairdo,I've no
idea who they are either,but I'd like to see them
vanish...just like Sienna Milla,actually I'd like
to see her fall off her cha-cha heels & k-nock a
few teeth out,that'll learn the little skanky,moll
slut with a (surely)cancerous box,a lesson in the
fine art of humility!
Tevness (I SOOO love my crackpipe!)
Tevness
If you're going to flaunt yourself like a dime store floozy, at least have the decency of coloring your roots beforehand.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
her face is all wrong for this planet....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
So tired of this chick. Horrid actress who is known for sleeping around. Wow. How fuckin original.
Awww. Isn't it cute that they have matching mustaches?
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
is it just me, or do his arms look waxed?
DJ Slinky Wizard? Okay.
"I like her, she's young full cum and fucking guy's for fun. It's not her fault if the guys want to be with her that happens to be married. She's no slut. Life is too short. She's not married, no kids, so why not? We are behind computers talking nonsense when she is Ibiza in the middle of August getting laid in the shade. Bravo for her. I'm jealous."
I gotta admit, I'm right there with you. If I was an actress, I'd bang the shit out of a bunch of actors too. Good for her. The whole affair thing is kind of sleazy, but eh, what can you do? I don't know the girl or the dude she was running around with, so it's not like their poor judgement personally affect me.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Yikes! I have the exact same pink NY visor as him...proud to say I haven't worn it in years though.
My dad (who's friggin 63) has been wearing a shiny transparent blue visor all summer. He has more guts than I do.
Slinky Wizard must be his pet name for his dick.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
She doesn't really bother me. Also, DJ Slinky Wizard is the WORST stage name I've ever heard.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by complication on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 12:10pm.
that thing (tat?) on her shoulder looks like the biohazard symbol or something- you know the symbols that come on cleaners and shit
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Nah, I think that's how she jacks into her very own Matrix.
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Bottom-feeder.
that thing (tat?) on her shoulder looks like the biohazard symbol or something- you know the symbols that come on cleaners and shit
I like her, she's young full cum and fucking guy's for fun. It's not her fault if the guys want to be with her that happens to be married. She's no slut. Life is too short. She's not married, no kids, so why not? We are behind computers talking nonsense when she is Ibiza in the middle of August getting laid in the shade. Bravo for her. I'm jealous.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
i'm extremely disappointed this dude isn't married...could sienna's "snag some other chick's husband" magnetic vagina be losing it's electrical force?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:50am.
ok classy, I knew it had to be one or the other, LOL ;)
and the correct term is "gayelle" LOL
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LOL, I've been using gayelle with my lesbo friends and they're all over the sheer ridiculousness! Ah, the things one learns at Dlisted...
OT: Sienna, CAWL me!!
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
When is this GI Joe piece of shit going to go away?! I'm so goddamn sick of seeing Slutienna.
Can she possibly go a week without climbing on some new dick?
Ah!! It's good to see Siennas magic vagina at work again.
ok classy, I knew it had to be one or the other, LOL ;)
and the correct term is "gayelle" LOL
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:18am.
Classy: r u a boy?
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Nope, I'm a lezzie =)
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:36am.
I am tired of all the horz MK has been posting about lately!
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Really? I can check out Boats n ho's all day! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8
Married Peen is so 2008!
Submitted by Snoogle on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:30am.
DJ Slinky Wizard? Sounds like something Micheal Jackson would have named his penis so that he could tempt young boys to touch it.
------------------------------------------------------------------------ I call mine mine Mr.Happy so if he ever doesn't work I can say " Oh look, he's pouting!"
I am tired of all the horz MK has been posting about lately!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Hey Thorny! Congrats! Will you make a boatload of babies now?
Was that yup to me....? Like "yup, angel_i, you are correct as usual"....:D
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uhh, kate hudson still beats her hands down for sluttiness.
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DJ Slinky Wizard? Sounds like something Micheal Jackson would have named his penis so that he could tempt young boys to touch it.
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congrats Thorny ya big Limey!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Whatever, at least she's balls deep in the non-married peen waters this time.
Carry on hooker.
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Posted by h.s.o.t.d 8/4/09 and re-printed without permission:
"If no ones watching Britney, does she still exist?"
At some point will that scraggly hair go out of style? There are so many actresses with that just long stringy hair and it's so unattractive.
yup...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Did you guys ever see "The Interview"? Now, actually, that's a damn good movie. And it totally supports the idea that Sienna is a cum-guzzling bitch whore. I was pleased by that:)
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Happy Peen Friday Sally
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
TGIF you scrags and bitches!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:22am.
Aw, give her a break, whores. She's testing out non-married peen to see what it's like. Baby steps!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Baby steps!
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Is this real life?
atleast he aint married. That's a improvement
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:20am.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
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Nice. I wish someone could tell what "God" thinks of it;p
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BritPics
Blecch.
Sienna whats-her-face grows skankier by the day.
drown bitch (water or cum, pick one) nobody gives a fuck about you
TGIF!!!!!!
TGIF!!!!!
Aw, give her a break, whores. She's testing out non-married peen to see what it's like. Baby steps!
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Hey Grainey!
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:20am.
HAPPY FRIDAY HOOKERS!!!!!!!
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TGIF, Sally.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:15am.
Is that stain on his right shoulder baby vomit or a seagull bomb?.
LOL. Probably sunscreen. But I didn't notice it when I first posted. It was only after suckandfuck looked at the photo that it was there.
Control yourself there, sandf.
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