Now You Too Can Look Like A Weepy Alien Robot Wife
Line deliverer, marathon cheater, Judy Garland hater, cyborg beard, Posh wannabe and now fashion designer. WWD says that Stepford Katie's fancy fashion line with her stylist Jeanne Yang will debut this fall at Maxfield in Los Angeles. Katie should have debuted it at the Scientology gift shop, because those are the only whores who are crazy enough to buy this mess. Besides, Tommy Girl's Scientolohole will squirt on them if they don't buy every piece.
The line is called Holmes & Yang (that sounds like the whackest rap duo of all-time) and will feature clothes for children and femaliens.
Katie needs to be programmed to learn that just because she's married to a flamer, doesn't mean she automatically knows fashion. It would make more sense if she co-designed a line of strap-ons with Jada Pinkett.
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Granny Holmes likes jewelry.
when will she run away from Tom? thats what I wanna know? will her fashion line $$ be for her getaway? hmmm
Coma Caca!!
The Katie Holmes "sessy grandma" look WILL catch on...My granny is TOTALLY into it....She even puts Michael Phelps's mama to shame! HWAT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Baby Bunny-This pic was taken on a Wed or as Tommy G calls em Dry Hump Day. Katie's expression reads thats my oh so hetero masculine amazing husband. She was later hospitalized for pulling her finger nails out.
Is Katie wearing a "Mad Money" necklace? Why? That movie sucked ass.
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I can't believe you whores don't know good fashion when you see it! *pulling doiley like crocheted shawl around tiger neck of peter pan collared "Katie Holmes refashioned" pinafore...adjusting cameo brooch...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh Gawd, here we go. She'll be on every channel pushing her line of overpriced crap. I can't believe she has a stylist, I thought her "outfits" were her own efforts, after popping a few anti-depressants, of course.
she looks dead inside, and almost dead on the outside...Tommy sure looks happy with his boyfriend in the back of her...damn, she is done like a burnt piece of toast...marrying Tommy Girl just might not have been such a good idea, huh, you brain dead, soulless loser...
Sorry it's cocktail time and meant "collaboration."
I like Tyler Holmes Yang, it has a Mandigo ping to it but could be an "amazing" collaberation. Have you noticed Katie stopped using that phrase?
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/blogs/the-thread/Beyond-Weird-Scientologys-New...
Sometimes just because it sounds like a good idea on paper doesn't mean that it should followed through.
May I suggest to Katie that instead of doing this venture, she should opt to take her husband's American Express and buy some acting classes at the nearest Learning Annex.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
RIIGGHHTT. I can't name the last time she looked remotely alive yet alone attractive. I will NEVER buy anything with a celeberities name on it, these greedy, shallow and untalented fucks don't need anymore money. And if anyone was actually TALENTED they would not need to branch out and make shitty perfumes, ugly clothes and failed attempts at being rock stars. Hollywerid is so fucking lame, wake me up when something interesting happens. The worlds REAL issues are seemingly more interesting to me these days. These losers are just not doing it for me anymore.
Ennui.
FUCK!!! WHEN IS SOMEONE GOING TO PULL THE TRIGGER ON THIS ALIEN FUELED RUSE ANYWAY!!!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!! BLIND ITEMS SAID THE LAWYERS WERE TALKIN'....WHO THE FUCK KEEPS DANGLING THE DAMN CARROT UNDER THE NOSE OF THIS RAT TOOTHED WALKIN' CELERY STICK!?!?!? FUCK! END IT NOW!!!!!!
She could be Deputy Trudy Weigel's twin in the main pic!
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Her clothes sometimes remind me of the Amish...or like old West attire.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 1:23pm.
Do the clothes come with bags to cover your sad countenance and patches to soothe the yawning pit where your soul used to be?
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*orders 3 blouses for my stepmom
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*orders a muumuu for my MIL and SIL*
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 1:23pm.
Do the clothes come with bags to cover your sad countenance and patches to soothe the yawning pit where your soul used to be?
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*orders 3 blouses for my stepmom
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Uh oh, Heaven is starting to take out Soccer Moms. - BRADIFUL BITCH 8/13/09
Do the clothes come with bags to cover your sad countenance and patches to soothe the yawning pit where your soul used to be?
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Why would I want to pay an absurd amount of money for clothes designed by someone who looks as if she has had her soul surgically removed? Vapid must be the new black.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Bitch has got to be kidding! She looks like baked hell 99.9% of the time. Who is actually going to buy this shit?
Her ears are HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
turna around and smack a B, Katie! Tommy is laughing at her.
"Act like a good Catholic for fifteen f**king minutes. Is that so much to ask ?" - Carmela
Katie always looks like "FuckMyLifeFuckMyLifeFuckMyLifeFuckMyLifeFuckMyLife" is just playing on a constant loop in her mind.
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Uh oh, Heaven is starting to take out Soccer Moms. - BRADIFUL BITCH 8/13/09
Dude, is that a Mad Money pendant on her necklace? Why the hell would she want to remember that shite?
Another no-talent "actress" who thinks she can start her own line of crap.
I guess when the fail at acting....they might as well fail at something else.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
She looks so horrible!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 12:03pm.
Bitch is sporting a mighty shit-eating grin... "Think of the cash, Katie... keep smiling and think of the CASH..."
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I don't even think she's thinking anymore, F_C. She's as automated as a teller machine.
PS Glad you liked the Gorgeous George Vera as Sienna Miller avie.
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Bottom-feeder.
She's not even 30 yet, right? Tommy and his cult of freaks has sucked the life out of her.
Bitch is sporting a mighty shit-eating grin... "Think of the cash, Katie... keep smiling and think of the CASH..."
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
i can't tell katie and tommy apart....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Poor thing she needs SOMETHING to do since her "acting career" has tanked.
Poor thing she needs SOMETHING to do since her "acting career" has tanked.
Looks like Tommy is gonna bite her neck.
She looks like a middle school librarian.
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
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Behind those sunglasses are the souless eyes of the brainwashed and the damned.
Why do I keep picturing this clothing will look like Star Trek uniforms?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:52am.
Why doesn't she put a doily on her head and sit in a rocking chair.
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LOLOLOLOLOL
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Raul!
LMAO!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:52am.
Raul!!!!! ROTFLMAO THAT WAS AWESOME!
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* grins like a Dead Head *
I'm fairly convinced the hooker ho celeb bitches that put out children's collections do so because the kids themselves have relatively little choice over what they wear. What sane-minded adult would buy clothing just because Katie fucking Holmes slapped her name on it?
she is fucking delusional. for real.
Raul, that was fucking hilarious!
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What you gonna do? You want to get down?
- Kool & The Gang
Raul!!!!! ROTFLMAO THAT WAS AWESOME!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Why doesn't she put a doily on her head and sit in a rocking chair.
Hell no, I don't want those clothes! It'would be the first step in the process of aliens sucking out my life force, man!
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Plecostomus, BEST AVIE EVER!
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Holmes & Yang ? I believe that was the working title for the first Rush Hour.
She used to be so cute, now It's like she dresses like shit on purpose.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
*tazes everyone out of boredom*
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