Friday, August 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Small Penis
Some dude in Toronto has been partaking in a little golden shower action by himself in the lobby of an apartment building for years and the tenants are pissed (easy pun). They decided to take some action and plastered pictures of the Pee Pee Vandalizer and his tiny accomplice all over the neighborhood. They want his peen head (which looks like the size of a baby mushroom cap).
Just by doing a little simple math, I think I figured out who the mystery pisser is:
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:56pm.
Just don't dip them in hot melted chocolate. trust.
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...sounds like Kate Gosselin's Monkey Munch - minus the Gold Bond smell...yummo...
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"Quiet and mean! Those are my people!" - Nurse Jackie
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:56pm.
Just don't dip them in hot melted chocolate. trust.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:49pm.
And maybe he thinks the powdered donut look is sexay
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...I do like me some of them Hostess powdered donuts...jus' not with skin...Hostess...yummo...
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"Quiet and mean! Those are my people!" - Nurse Jackie
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:49pm.
And maybe he thinks the powdered donut look is sexay
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Uh...shouldn't that be dough nuts?
*hides head in shame*
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Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:49pm.
And maybe he thinks the powdered donut look is sexay
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:44pm.
hope you like your nuts extra salty then.
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...ya, then there's that....maybe I should jus' shut the fuck up....*shudders even worse*....*mahaatma is bitch slapped back into reality*....thanks TV...
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"Quiet and mean! Those are my people!" - Nurse Jackie
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:44pm.
hope you like your nuts extra salty then.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
...jus sayin' and gettin' shit off my chest here!....men need to powder their balls somewhere else!...I'm livin' in a fuckin' Gold Bond haze!....the fuckin' whole west end of my house from the bathroom out is white like Amy Winehouse has had a fuckin' birthday party or sumpthin'!!!....I know it's hot here in so. Cal, but damn, the shit won't wipe up - it jus smears!.... ball powder is EVERYWHERE!!!....Ya, I slap some on my cooch now and then, (not Gold Bond, that shit burns), but damn, it's like an explosion - it's everywhere!..
...thanks...I feel better now....
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"Quiet and mean! Those are my people!" - Nurse Jackie
(still working) arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.going crazy! I wanna run away. cant wait for some drinks after this lame-o day!!
Coma Caca!!
They won't be able to pick him out in the police lineup unless the room is refrigerated. Shrinkage.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
*taking tiger piss in corner of zoo entrance...*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He's probably an evangelical christian and a republican.
So that's what happened to Chris from N'sync...
Where did everyone go? Perhaps I'll check back in a little while myself...
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
If I caught this asshat pissing in my lobby, I would bang my knee POW! right into his tiny sack & weener, END OF STORY!!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
How hard can it be to catch a guy who repeatedly pees at night in the lobby? They should change the locks on specified evenings so he can get in but not out, then warn all the residents about the change. When he's trapped like a possum, wake everyone up to jeer. The DNA test would be a slam-dunk in court.
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Metric, "Gimme Sympathy"
Hello???? I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
SF and I are going for a walk now. BB in a bit.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 5:20pm.
I've gotta put my whore eyes on now. Be back soon.
Tramp!!!! Make sure you put on the slutty top too, to get those tips baby.
I normally post in the evening. I'm not familiar with this crop of writers in this area.
Nevertheless, it's a shame that this person feels compelled to use the entry way as his personal urinal. Society has indeed lost all etiquette.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 5:16pm.
barburger, glad your bro's biopsy went well.
Thank you! (All we can do is wait and see where we go from there. )
This is a weird feeling, to go from Duds phoning 4-5 a day to nothing. (I know that's probably very hard.)
Thank god I can resist picking up the phone.
(Stay strong, as you are a good person, and someone better is waiting around the corner.) It may take some time, but do not compromise yourself or your values on someone that doesn't appreciate them.
I've gotta put my whore eyes on now. Be back soon.
M.E., that's all right then.
barburger, glad your bro's biopsy went well.
This is a weird feeling, to go from Duds phoning 4-5 a day to nothing.
Thank god I can resist picking up the phone.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 5:06pm.
Ignores barburger.
I WILL NOT be IGNORED, DAN!
EEG - don't feel too sorry. I have booze for back up reinforcments. :D
I think we all love jack.
Feels sorry for M.E.
Has nose zits.
Has to work tonight.
Can't breathe.
Is blonde.
Ignores barburger.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:56pm.
I think I love Jack in the hat.
Me too, but we know Stoney has dibs.
All we can hope for is Jack to be our daddy and for us to be bad girls, and get spankins'.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:54pm.
Dats right, my beer swiggin hooker!
Right back at you, ho!
Night Jack!
I'll survive work. I've already got a spiked Sobe for later.
Again, hate to see you go but love to watch you walk out!
It looks like Shia LeBeouf! lol
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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LMAO at "peed a lil on takeoff"
what a wussy girl... *runs off*
See you wonderful ladies (yes, even you JJ!) *wink* later... Have a great weekend all.
I'M OUT!
PS - M.E. - sorry you have to work tonight... that totally sucks!
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
I think I love Jack in the hat.
Need.
Clean.
Air.
*crawls to air vent*
Hearing Jack makes me so regret that SF and I never were able to spawn.
Dats right, my beer swiggin hooker!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:52pm.
YES!!!! Just got a text from my baby girl. They've landed and she said AND I QUOTE "lol daddy, jst lnded, peed a lil on takeoff lol. had fun tho. call u n a bit. luv u hndsum!!
*heart.melts*
Cheers, Jack!!! You hndsum dvl, you!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:42pm.
Hey Chickie! What? Just because I pay for crap now, you don't say "ello"? JK
YES!!!! Just got a text from my baby girl. They've landed and she said AND I QUOTE "lol daddy, jst lnded, peed a lil on takeoff lol. had fun tho. call u n a bit. luv u hndsum!!
*heart.melts*
SO! I can go drink beer in peace now!!
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Momus - how is the BART strike going to affect you!?!? Clients of yours?
Bye Snowy!!!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! I don't wanna work tonight! I wanna go home and rape the BH! BOO FREEKING HOO!
Checklist for BART Strike
1. Computer backed up.
2. Files transferred to flashdrive.
3. PDA charged up.
4. Leaving dlisted for a few hours until I get home.
5. Waving goodbye to everyone.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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*likes it*
*cattle prods Jack for remaining in Daddy mode*
*tazes JustJack's boobies*
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:42pm.
barburger - was NOT real cool about the bikinis *stomps feet* I picked out old maid looking shit with shower caps and all. The wife talked me in to it. She said I was awful for trying to make her look like a window licking penguin in a shower cap. Uhg, damn women.
LOL, still better than supporting a grandbaby at this time. Ours is 16 1/2, long blond hair, blue eyes, and knows how to work it (manipulate) whatever to get what she wants.
I'm off too loves
be safe
xoxoxoxo
Jack is so cute!
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
See ya Stoney.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"