Friday, August 14th 2009
Speaking Of Peens....
We've seen many pairs of chichis and chochas around these parts that it's high-time for some peen. A bunch of you hos sent me this picture from Mediatakeout that is supposedly Mr. Wanda Wandaaaa himself with his wang out. Because it came from Mediatakeout, I'd take it with a grain of ass dust.
If it isn't Jamie, you can still enjoy some dick action on a Friday afternoon. And tell the OCD freak in you to breathe slowly while looking at that messy ass bathroom. (NSFW) Click here for the goods.
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This just prooves my point, pretty boys are usually lacking and ugly guys are usually packing.
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Let labellaviena be. If she hates big willies that's none of our business.
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If I didn't think he was carrying a supply of Hollywood STDs I'd ponder sitting on it.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by chola loca on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:33pm.
Ha! Was he gwan try to sell it?!? LOL!
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Maybe he was saving it for Facebook.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by chola loca on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:33pm.
Ha! Was he gwan try to sell it?!? LOL!
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Maybe he was saving it for Facebook.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by chola loca on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:33pm.
Confirmed peen:
Editor's Update - Here we were just trying to show y'all some Friday Eyecandy - and for some reason Jamie Foxx is upset. According to his reps, he owns the rights to that image.
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Ha! Was he gwan try to sell it?!? LOL!
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All you people who think that wiener is small know nothing about wieners. If its like that soft, thats going to be huge when its hard. You guys must be virgins who've never actually seen a dick before. Jeez
Submitted by labellavienna on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 4:05am.
No, i just said that i dont like black penises. Much like how some people dont like girls with small breasts, asian girls, indian girls...black girls. Doesnt mean they are sexist. People are too quick to issue the race card.
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If a person says they don't like another person because of the color of their skin it's racist. Hello, Martin Luther King Jr preached about this in his speeches. "Judge not by the color of their skin but the content of their character."
That's not throwing around the race card, it's calling a racist for who they are..and that is indeed a racist.
So just recognize that you are one.
With all that bank I woulda got my teefus and eyes fixed...JF is scarier than Grendel!
Hmmm not bad. I titally think he leaked that photo on purpose (Vanessa whats-her-name proved that nekkid pictures of yourself floating around will get you noticed, if nothing else)
No, i just said that i dont like black penises. Much like how some people dont like girls with small breasts, asian girls, indian girls...black girls. Doesnt mean they are sexist. People are too quick to issue the race card.
myspace.com/vienna_rossi
@labellavienna
Yes everyone has an opinion, yours just happens to be racist.
It is just an opinion. Everyone has their own. Nothing racist about it, nor was any meant by it.
And yes i can get sex quite easily. Thank you very much.
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Nice body, even nicer peen. And as long as he doesn't do that cross eyed, buck toothed face he sometimes does, we'll be good to go all night.
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pretty small and the guys a douche so even if he had the biggest dick in the world i wouldnt let him near me.
Chola loca:
jamie really expects us to fucking believe he didn't leek that photo? what the fuck ever.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Submitted by fatgurrl on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 1:25pm.
Thank the good Lord for small favors....this explains why Jaime has such an ugly face. God tries to even things out. On another note, all the clothes in the bathroom could be used to cover his face during sex.
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LOL.
I guess I've seen too many peens because when I saw this on mediatakout.com, my first thought was, "Damn! That bathroom is a mess!"
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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
How come he's aiming the camera at his face? It's not his best feature. By a schlong hot.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:09pm.
That's definitely Jamie's peen, because that messy bathroom is something only a straight man could tolerate.
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Since when is this Tommy Girl lovin', pork sword swallowing DL whore to the ass masters of Hollywood straight???? Bitch prolly have to put a stick of butter up his turd cave a day for all the sausage his hot to trot asshole got's to sautee...Shantay...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Confirmed peen:
Editor's Update - Here we were just trying to show y'all some Friday Eyecandy - and for some reason Jamie Foxx is upset. According to his reps, he owns the rights to that image.
That's definitely Jamie's peen, because that messy bathroom is something only a straight man could tolerate.
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Submitted by labellavienna on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 3:09pm.
SO GROSS
Black dicks are super scary. yuck
Wha- Wha- What?! ?! How dare you you evil racist jezebel!!!! You enjoy your cracka dicks and good credit!!! RACISM IS RACIST!
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Submitted by Violetta on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 3:43pm.
MY UNCLE IS A PROCTOLOGIST AND HE TOLD ME THAT MEN WITH HUGE PENIS HAVE A HIGHER RATE OF ERECTILE DISFUNCTION THAN MEN WITH AVERAGE SIZED PENIS.
Is he an amateur proctologist, then?
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Submitted by just a floozy on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 5:34pm.
oh fucking please. black peen white peen asian peen indian peen who the fuck cares. the point is, good or big peen comes in all shapes sizes and colors and if you don't know this, you obviously HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH PEEN!
hahahaha. Well said, Floozy.
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I'd do it...
He better have a big dick cuz he is one ugly mother fucker!
Submitted by labellavienna on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 3:09pm.
SO GROSS
Black dicks are super scary. yuck
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Um...the only thing that's different there from a white man's dick there is that it's black. So please...don't hold back. Tell us what you really mean so I can watch a bitch get cut.
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oh fucking please. black peen white peen asian peen indian peen who the fuck cares. the point is, good or big peen comes in all shapes sizes and colors and if you don't know this, you obviously HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH PEEN!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Submitted by labellavienna on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 3:09pm.
SO GROSS
Black dicks are super scary. yuck
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Sez you. You probably aren't lucky enough to get ANY dick, black or white. White ones aren't exactly pretty either. All red and white and purply. Blech.
I definitely can't vouch for the peen, but having seen Jamie up-close I can tell you this: dude has some of the worst acne scars I've ever seen.
Wow .. nice thickness, great length .. Damn Jamie .. gorgeous from head to toe!! Oh .. and while it is nice sized .. it is not what one would call "huge" .. suckable and fuckable but not painful.
SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU LADIES BUT MY UNCLE IS A PROCTOLOGIST AND HE TOLD ME THAT MEN WITH HUGE PENIS HAVE A HIGHER RATE OF ERECTILE DISFUNCTION THAN MEN WITH AVERAGE SIZED PENIS.
Ha Ha Ha
That is the kind of thing that men with small penises say. "It's not the sizes of the boat but the motion in the ocean" or "It's not the size of the pebble but the ripple that it leaves in the lake"
Oh pleeze! Your Uncle is wrong! He said that to make you feel better about your 4 inches.
He has a fourteen year old daughter am i right?
that said, i hope her girlfriends didn't glimpse this photo.
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His inverted nipples give it away.
Real pic...and it gets a *yawn* out of me.
I'd let him hit it from behind, but would still make him wear a bag over his beat mug. And probably a ball gag to silence his fucking annoying voice.
This isn't him, of course, but I'd ride that shit till it fell off.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
when i'm stoned and drunk and there's jizz in my brain from being screwed in the ear, I read the comments on mediatakeout and feel classy and smart.
And sidenote - I really think this guy(whoever he is) looks great nekkid and he has a nice looking wagger, too.
SO HE HAS A BIG PENIS. THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY NUMEROUS PORN STARS THROUGH OUT THE YEARS. THAT DOESN'T MEAN A THING. DOES IT GET FULLY ERECT AND STAY THAT WAY? THAT IS THE REAL QUESTION.SORRY TO DISSAPOINT YOU LADIES BUT MY UNCLE IS A PROCTOLOGIST AND HE TOLD ME THAT MEN WITH HUGE PENIS HAVE A HIGHER RATE OF ERECTILE DISFUNCTION THAN MEN WITH AVERAGE SIZED PENIS.
SO GROSS
Black dicks are super scary. yuck
myspace.com/vienna_rossi
I'm calling bullshit.
Fox's bathroom would be way more swankier than this dump.
Impressive dick, though, whoever it is.
It's Suze, like in booze.
*gag*
Sorry, I find him repulsive because he's such a douche.
It really doesn't look like him. But Jamie shouldn't complain...
I don't think it's him.
so freakin ghetto.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
who ever that is they can slap me with that mega peen anytime
I'm sure he's got a good use for that bottle of baby oil on the counter.
I meant the dick I can ride is awesome. Jaime, I can't forgive him for his shitty moonwalk attempt.
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I hate mirror pics, too.
Dick is awesome though.
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fake or not, it looks well meaty to me.
"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."
His hmmm hmmm is bigger than I thought it would be.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 1:50pm.
Real or fake..what the F- is the deal with people taking naked pictures of themselves in the mirror?
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Vanity and self-absorption.
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Bottom-feeder.