Afternoon Crumbs
Dick on a bike - Lainey Gossip
Megan Fox works the streets looking like a low-level morning-shift call girl - Hollywood Tuna
One of the devil's helpers switches sides - Popeater
Shia LaDouche slips a shoe. Yes, a nip would've been better, but we'll take a shoe slip for now - Just Jared
Heidi Montag even fails at being nekkid - Egotastic!
MiserAlba even plays miserable characters - Popsugar
Reno 911 is dead - Towleroad
Noel Fielding has never looked hotter - Holy Moly!
Why is Angela Chase wearing shrimp shish kabob as a belt? - Cityrag
Herp for your ears - Hollywood Rag
Chris Brown's shitty apology song (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Beyonce talks about her ass (No, not Basement Baby) - ICYDK
Finally, Jessica Simpson is doing something smart by sexing on Tony Romo's enemies - Celebitchy
Does a "New Moon" trailer come out every damn hour? - Socialite Life
Please, Steven Tyler, cancel those CROCS on your feet too - I'm Not Obsessed
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Sorry to hear about Reno 911. It was one of the best shows ever produced by Comedy Central.
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Claire Danes looks beautiful. I always thought she was so plain but gets better w/ age.
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Shite! my bad, it's PIP!! Grrrr either way.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:20pm.
I didn't see her on Celebrity Fat Club. But I've seen interview of her going off on people when they compare her to Liv Tyler. She's a mouthy bitch. Me likey.
I think she's so pretty for a bigger girl and seems pretty cool. Whatever happened to her show "Pretty Wicked"? I only saw one ep and never saw it on again.
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Hey, Beaker! That blonde chick, Carrie D. from ANTM, hosts that show now. It's watchable, but mostly because she ducks and runs when the "classy ladies" have melt downs. You know Mia would be holding some girl by the scruff of the neck if she were st00pid enough to get up in her face!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Justin T is a very hot fudgepacker! Is she a petite woman? She seems so on the motorcycle.
Discuss!
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:20pm.
I didn't see her on Celebrity Fat Club. But I've seen interview of her going off on people when they compare her to Liv Tyler. She's a mouthy bitch. Me likey.
I think she's so pretty for a bigger girl and seems pretty cool. Whatever happened to her show "Pretty Wicked"? I only saw one ep and never saw it on again.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:20pm.
I didn't see her on Celebrity Fat Club. But I've seen interview of her going off on people when they compare her to Liv Tyler. She's a mouthy bitch. Me likey.
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Feng Shui
I rather have my Reno 911 dead than having no Clemie, Jonesy and Garcia patrolling, Kimble with either Dangle or Travis...
New superbad dude and fat cop, not funny, not ever... not even if they know each other from high school, there is NO chemistry with the new people in season six.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:12pm.
Steven Tyler's daughter has some major tatts. The face tatts on her feet are a bit much.
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Everything about her is a bit much. Did you see her on Celebrity fat club on VH1? She does have some major cojones tho!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Steven Tyler's daughter has some major tatts. The face tatts on her feet are a bit much.
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Feng Shui
Submitted by azgirl on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 3:39pm.
I thought the point of Playboy was seeing pictures of girlie parts? Maybe keeping her nipples covered helps keep her christianity in tact.
That's it! As longs as her nips are covered...she's a good girl.
Dam that Omarosa is a hot piece. Wonder if she would consider giving it up one more time with moi before commiting to her gawd?
Beyonce sticking her ass out like a whore (and lying about its size) shouldn't be anything new to anyone. and her not liking her body is nothing new either; she wishes she were white.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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Submitted by Sookie on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:17pm.
was anyone else in a deep enough depression to punish themselves with the paris hilton "music"?
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I had to know. Now I wonder why I hate myself like that.
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I know the point of Playboy is to see nekkid snatch but really, do we all want to go there with Montag? No. That gaping maw that is the entrace to hell? No.
I didn't HATE the last season of Reno 911 per se, snowy and molotov, but I just didn't like it as much as the previous ones and the two new guys they replaced Clementine and Garcia with were just not up to par, I thought.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Reno 911 is dead
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
That being said: 17 Again was achally pretty good cuz of that guy.
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:21pm.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Ahhhhhhhh! I listened to that Paris Hilton "music". My ears! Unclean! Unclean!
Someone should tell that dumb bitch Jessica Simpson that if she wants to "fuck his enemies" she shouldn't waste her time with a backup quarterback to a sucky quarterback on a loser team like the Redskins.
Submitted by Sookie on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:17pm.
Your review made me wanna listen!
I haven't heard the virtues of blonde hair and blue eyes put forth in such an arrogant way since hitler.
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
i just came back and see that many of us had to bellow noooooooooooooooooo from the depths of our souls over the reno news. i hope that is fine consolation for the actors.
dangle, man.
jonesy.
junior.
trudy and rainesha and the big boobed blonde.
fuckin sad. but thomas lennon will rule in anything he does, i think.
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The McCanns Did It
was anyone else in a deep enough depression to punish themselves with the paris hilton "music"?
what was i thinking?
she and megan farce needs to stfu and DIE
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Justin, you make it so hard to like you.
Megan Fox actually looks hot here. I mean, elegant and classy. Too bad we know the truth. She wouldn't be so bad if she would just shut the fuck up.
With all the money Shia has, why does he insist on looking like a hobo.
Heidi, just drop dead already. When will you get it?
Chris B, that song is fucking lame. Note: When you love a woman, buy her floweres, chocolates, jewelry, clothes or some shit. Try not to bang her head into the fucking dash board.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Jessica Simpson needs to give that vag a break already. Haven't you ever heard of dating detox bitch?
I thought the point of Playboy was seeing pictures of girlie parts? Maybe keeping her nipples covered helps keep her christianity in tact.
I call makeup or the results of plastic surgery on Noel Fielding. He's too delicate to have been in a fight.
Ryan Reynolds is an ass.
Montag needs to die.
Those Fuckers can't take away Reno 911! That shit was way too funny!
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When I die I want my Eulogy written by MK.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT RENO 911!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!
SLs fingers healed nicely.
"Act like a good Catholic for fifteen f**king minutes. Is that so much to ask ?" - Carmela
re: reno 911. Go watch the movie. fuckin hysterical. There's a part where they wreck the mustang cop cars that i watched on loop when it first came out. and Patton Oswalt is in it.
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
Well good for Jessica Simpson, though I fully believe she would screw a snake if someone held it still long enough.
I totally thought that was Screech.
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slow news day
whatsup with the red backpack?
All these New Moon trailers! Haha. I can piece them together and then I won't have to buy a ticket to see the movie.
Hey Heidi...Hugh Hefner called and he wants his money back.
Why would you pose in Playboy and not show anything.
Justin could try to fly a fucking Black Hawk and he would still be a 12 year old effeminate douche.
I love the ghey on roller skates!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO about reno!!!
what the fuck is up with people? that is the funniest goddamned show on tv, no contest!
fuckin fuck, honest to god this ruined my day. there aren't five tv shows i actually give a damn about watching, but reno is the ONE that i love most.
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The McCanns Did It
Snowy - 1st, Netflix is the shit. 2nd, yeah this season has a way different vibe because they changed the cast all up, but I thought it was pretty funny.
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Uh oh, Heaven is starting to take out Soccer Moms. - BRADIFUL BITCH 8/13/09
I love Trudi too, I love all of them. LOL I am thinking about the Junior family reunion, LOLOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
MC me too, I rented the dvd's from Netflix and had a Reno 911 fiesta!
I guess i haven't seen this season's epis judging by what IV is saying about it.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Dont you hos ever want to go to Reno to see of the police department is really like that? I say we plan a D List meeting at the Reno police station in 2 weeks for a tour!
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Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun; Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung; Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll; And I would never, I would never, I would
IV - yeah I didn't really care for the new people too much either, but Trudy really stepped her game up to make up for it. For reals. That bitch is off the chain.
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Uh oh, Heaven is starting to take out Soccer Moms. - BRADIFUL BITCH 8/13/09
Reno 911 was funny as hell until this last season, when they fucked it all up by getting rid of the good people and adding lame comics with no improv skillz. The only good part was the crazy Carmen chick.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
OMG Snowpiece. The shit is hilarious, huh? I can watch that shit on a loop. Trudy, Terry, and Raynesha crack my shit up.
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Uh oh, Heaven is starting to take out Soccer Moms. - BRADIFUL BITCH 8/13/09
Awww, I love Claire Danes.
Fuck I wanted a bike so bad like 2 months ago, but I guess I don't need one because I'm already an asshole and a douche.
MC: i just recently discovered it, at least there are still episodes I haevn't seen yet. I freaking LOVE that show, it's so the funniest thing on tv
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton