Friday, August 14th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Although it pains me to admit it I guess this aging television actress is B list. It is more because of her show than any real acting talent on her part. I mean it is a hit television show. Anyway, our actress has child/ren and because of that our actress found herself at a recent concert by this tweener star. Of course they went backstage. The actress and the tweener started flirting and the next thing you know they were having sex together in her hotel room. Luckily the next morning when the child/ren came into the room, the couple wasn't actually having sex, but still, very awkward. The tweener can't stop telling everyone about that night. And no it wasn't any of the Jonas Brothers. They are all pure. (CDAN)

Teri Snatcher and Miley Cyrus? You know it's possible. Or Snatcher and Jesse McCartney?

Which recently single celeb wasn’t so faithful to her last boyfriend? She’d been sleeping with a big-name hip-hop artist for the last four months of her relationship. (Gatecrasher)

Kim Kardassian and ALL OF THEM!?

Unless you are using a private trainer, most people in California belong to one of just a couple of gym chains. Since the gyms primarily service locals, it’s not unusual at all to look around the room and see some famous faces. Nobody really makes a fuss about it. Except when this certain male star of an action franchise chooses to do bench press and do squats. Is he garnering attention for the massive weights he uses, or his perfect form? Nah. It’s just that he wears a pair of slightly baggy, slighty high cut shorts… with no jock underneath. Dude, it’s too much information. We don’t want to watch your junk while wee work out. Please consider tucking your twigs and berries into some sort of athletic support device in the future. (Blind Gossip)

Who's this we bullshit? The only reason to go to the gym is to see some rogue peen. My guess is Vin Diesel?

Posted by: Michael K


cynn's picture

I just want to say about Jesse McCartney-watch him in Keith. Its a sap tale but I have to admit I like his acting in this movie(I have not seen him in anything else or listened to his musac but its Good)

MizRo's picture

It can't be Marcia Cross, her children are babies still. And that would be sad because her hub is very sick also.

I say Snatcher with whomever for sure!!

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#2 is a plant item, it's kim kardashian and usher, and it's fake.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 12:03am.

hahahaha. Yes, maybe they are. *checking*

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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:52pm.

Damn, she has twins that are only 2 1/2 - 3 years old.

But... maybe the bubs like concerts? Babies are so demanding, it's possible yes?

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 11:37pm.
I do remember some random gossip about Jesse McCartney having a crush on Marcia Cross. I wonder..

Isn't she married w a fairly new kid?

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I do remember some random gossip about Jesse McCartney having a crush on Marcia Cross. I wonder..

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I'm gonna say #3 is Ryan Reynolds.

Submitted by loozer on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:33pm.
Would like to think the last one is Chris Evans.

seconded, but only because i would love to see his kibbles and bits. don't care how big it is.

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Move Over Sluts...my turn...

1) Teri Hatchetface fer sur...and the tweener...Chris Griffin....rockin' with a cartoooon...yeah!.....seriously though *snicker* Like that's possible!!....Jesse McCartney or Ryan Cabrera...I am a little grossed out by this!

2) Jessica Frog Face....karma's a bitch, bitch!

3)Jason Statham....thinkin' he loves airing out his medicine balls..."twigs and berries" reference is a sort of hint...

there, I'm going out now...

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I knew it and I'm going to keep saying it every day!

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Peek-a-Boo Peener might be Shia LaBeouf. Just saw on another site that he was at Ultra Body Fitness in LA yesterday. He's not known for being well dressed.

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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 3:13pm.

I'm going to say Teri Hatcher and Corbin Bleu (even though I can't imagine what venue he would be singing in -- he sucks ass).

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Hmmm, could be. Here they are posing together at some gala back in March at which Bleu performed:

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1- I hope it was Kate Gosselin! lol That would shut Jon up for a while.

2-Rihanna

3- Jean-Claude Van Damme

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#1 sounds like Teri Hatcher but the tweener really could be anyone. I'll just guess Jesse McCartney is the boy.

#2 I'm going to guess Jessica Simpson just because Kimmy is too obvious.

#3 I'm going to guess Daniel Craig. I don't think he lives in LA but "twig and berries" is a British term and he wore short swim trunks in one of the Bond movies and being Bond definitely makes him a star of an action franchise.

Is "wee" a typo?

If not, genius!

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 3:37pm.
#3 - brooke hogan...

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#3 - brooke hogan...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

I'd like to take a shot at guessing that the peek-a-boo schlong is "The Rock"

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#3 - My first thought is Transporter dude. He lives in LA and I assume the twigs and berries is a British reference. He is an action star.

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#3 - Jean Claude?

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I'm going to say Teri Hatcher and Corbin Bleu (even though I can't imagine what venue he would be singing in -- he sucks ass). If she was busted, she would just be so thrilled to show how tolerant and accepting of all races her vagina is.

Mel's picture

#1 has to be Hatcher. Her Twitter page no longer exists.

zomay's picture

Sometimes the guys showing off their goods in the gym are the guys who are old geezers and no one wants to see their stuff. So I will go with an older dude for that one.

Reeter's picture

Hi Tristram - I've seen Richard's short lil' shorts. I bet he thinks of himself as an action star. : p (blah!)

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Who wrote not wanting to seeing cock?!?! Even old ladies want to see cock. Shit I'll sacrafice my eyes to see old George bush's cock

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

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Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:21pm.

Hi, Reeter. Richard does like short shorts, but is it fair to call him an action star?

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Vin Diesel is a NYer and doesn't seem like a shorty shorts wearing type of guy. I think it sounds more like Stallone.

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1. Disney Whore Garden prostitot - take your pick

2. That toothbrush up the butt lady from "Obsessed"

3. Bruce Willis

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"We don’t want to watch your junk while wee work out." maybe it's a tiny rogue penis? and who can work out while laughing at that.

**kisses**

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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:14pm.

No. 3: Richard Simmons?

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LOL! Best blind item guess ever!

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LOL at rogue peen.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."rogue peen"

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I dont like going to the gym anymore because 80% of the skeevy postings I see on craigslist have some relation to the effing gym. The gym is like a magnet for pervs and gays and makes me hurl at the thought of what might be going on in those places....

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Would like to think the last one is Chris Evans.

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"Who's this we bullshit? The only reason to go to the gym is to see some rogue peen."

Michael K, thanks for the laugh

Mother Superior's picture

I really want to know what #1 is.

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As usual, Blind Gossip sucks ass. A blind about someone being able to peek under someones shorts while he's lifting weights at the gym? REALLY?
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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:14pm.
No. 3: Richard Simmons?
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LOL!! I'd be complaining too if his junk was exposed. : )

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Teri Hatcher and the Naked Brothers Band!

Kim K is WAY obvious. Maybe Rihanna?

No clue for the last one.
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Reeter's picture

What about Jessica Simpson for #2?
Romo was so pissed at her, he posted signs to keep her off his property.

mike's picture

zzzz

One of those days on which the blind item pic is more exciting than the actual blind items.

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Kim is a fucking lying whore, so yeah- she is #2. :)

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No. 3: Richard Simmons?

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"Who's this we bullshit?"

Fukken tell me about it. Some insanely dumb bitch wrote that shit.