Friday, August 14th 2009

Why Won't You Let Patrick Wolf Be Great?


British glitter bomb Patrick Wolf was playing a show in Germany when the mighty hands who control the PA system decided to quit his ass, because they wanted to go the hell home or something. Patrick wasn't about to be silenced, so he flipped the switch quickly and had himself a tantrum worthy of any 5-year-old girl who lost her dolly. Patrick started throwing mics, stands, spit and his dignity at the evil bitch who was trying to cut his tongue off. Don't fuck with a bitch in a onesie!

Eh. I throw the same kind of tantrum when my server goes down. Kirsty Alley also pulls this shit when the Sizzler cuts her off. And Jon Gosselin has been known to lose it like this when he can't find his favorite Ed Hardy thong. Etc.. etc....

And don't make fun of Patrick's throwing skills! I'm sure he's usually the catcher and not the pitcher.

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Vermithrax's picture

Super douche.

Mick's picture

He's got a boyfriend, but I'd bet that they enjoy some 3-way fun sometimes...

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He's cute as fuck. I'd do him in a minute. Or less.

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That's right he came all the way from his mother's basement in London.

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jazzfish_77's picture

He throws like a girl. LOL! He needs a real man like Keith Richards to beat the shit out of his talentless ass.

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Ssssssssssssssassssssssssssseh!

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KinkyButtons's picture

@ Mother Superior--> you're lucky they haven't pissed in your door/hallway. Where I come from it happens all the time =)

Mother Superior's picture

I wished that after every outburst and throw the drummer would have given us pada-pshhht jingle.
That would been fab!

ZiggyStardust's picture

I'm quite certain that he is a homosexual.

His poor mother.

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Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 6:34am.

I think he might be gay.

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anony54321's picture

ed hardy thong!

ahahaha!

that DOUCHE!

does michael know that he singlehandedly has brought back the word douche?

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 6:34am.
I think he might be gay.

OMG. You think? LMAO!
I can understand his anger, but the limp-wristed throw of the mic stand did nothing for his credibility. Reminds me of Nick Rhodes of Duran Duran. That's how he'd throw. lol

Snarf's picture

That outfit he has on is beyond fug.

ZiggyStardust's picture

I think he might be gay.

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Green Is Good's picture

Note to this Queen bitch: DON'T throw shit at your back-up singer! Have some class, for Christ's sake!

(I get why he's pissed off, but aim that shit at the dicks who cut you off)

Mother Superior's picture

"And Jon Gosselin has been known to lose it like this when he can't find his favorite Ed Hardy thong"

Heheheheeee.....I needed that laugh, thanks MK.
At work now and some drunk bastards peed in front of our entrance doors!!!! DISGUSTING!

*desinfects shoes*

that was fun

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This bitch needs to ask CLove how the throwing is done. She nails fans in the head when she throws shit!

Fucking_Classy's picture

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:51pm.

this glittery brat should take lesson on the proper way to limp wrist throw shit around from lamar latrell of "revenge of the nerds"...
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letinstar's picture

this glittery brat should take lesson on the proper way to limp wrist throw shit around from lamar latrell of "revenge of the nerds"...
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Who does he think he is, Vincent Gallo?

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mbar's picture

"His favorite Ed Hardy thong" HAHAHAHAHA!

xerquina's picture

who the fuck is this person?

Fucking_Classy's picture

Can't stand those gimmicky, dumbass, hipster bands that are so abundant right now. They're pretty much interchangeable and they all SUCK.

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Tristram's picture

Some bands only have a 5-song set. Maybe this is his normal exciting finale?

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Fucking_Classy's picture

He doesn't throw like a girl, he throws like a WANKER.

I'm a girl and I can do a LOT better than that shit-eating idiot.

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Manimal5's picture

You know how I know your gay. Gay or not somebody could actually get hurt...stupid ass. Was his time up or something? Instead of giving him the hook they just turn his sound off.

Submitted by pompoos on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:02pm.
its called GERMANY you stoned towel
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Hilarious! (sorry MK I luv you)

Auntie Mame's picture

Mommy needs to whoop his ass and send him to bed without his dildo.

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chefcammi's picture

never heard of him.

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Submitted by mshunnay on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:00pm.

LMAO!!

I saw him at the Mod Club in Toronto in June and THE SAME THING HAPPENED!!
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Pearl_Necklace's picture

This is set up for him to leave early, or dude has the lamest aim. I mean come on, chick could have him for breakfast; she has lumberjack genes.

LMAO!!

I saw him at the Mod Club in Toronto in June and THE SAME THING HAPPENED!!

Then again, it was a really shitty venue. Every band that went up had fucking sound problems that took over 30 minutes to fix.

He was singing "Tristan" and then he just ran off stage complaining about how fucked up the sound was. When he came back, he was wearing a black thong, told the sound crew to go fuck themselves then mooned them with his impeccable English ass.

Best night ever.

platypus's picture

I have a friend who is straight up obsessed with this chick. He actually wears his hair the same way.

As immature as he acted about that, that's pretty annoying that the undesignated gender homo sapien (chimpanzee/robot?) just stopped with the PA.
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Jayden's picture

He will never be the inflatable boy clams.
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pompoos's picture

its called GERMANY you stoned towel.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 7:10pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 7:06pm.

I find that behaviour so offensive. Geez, he nearly hit the female musician standing off to the side of the stage, several times. Ugh, what a talentless, classless moron.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 7:06pm.

I find that behaviour so offensive. Geez, he nearly hit the female musician standing off to the side of the stage, several times. Ugh, what a talentless, classless moron.
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I find that behaviour so offensive. Geez, he nearly hit the female musician standing off to the side of the stage, several times. Ugh, what a talentless, classless moron.

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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 6:44pm.

Haaahaaahaaaaa my three year old daughter can throw stools alot farther.
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Yeah, a five year old girl who lost her dolly is a lot scarier than that, that's fersure.

LOL@at his bandmate, how she didn't even really put to much effort into protecting herself. Ha!

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Da Truff's picture

I don't know about his music, but he definitely has a face for radio...

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Thanks MK, I needed the laughs.

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Dj Tenn.'s picture

I think its a pre requisite for ALL soundmen to be tone deaf junkie drunks who just dont give a fuck & have NO knowlegde on how to operate a live sound board.

a quarter for every concert , live pa or DJ gig I have done in my 30+ yrs of attending shows where a stack of Marshall amps and PA suddenly sound like a transistor radio in a puddle of mud and I could be a millionaire.

Last nite's free concert of Blondie & Pat Benatar was no exception , took them forever to get Pat's sound level on her mic right..

WTF?? of course she handled it alot better than misstress here..

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Albatross's picture

"Don't fuck with a bitch in a onesie!"

Words of wisdom, MK. LMAO

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cadebra1961's picture

He is such a silly little cunt!
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