Luann McKinnley Knows What's Important
52-year-old Luann McKinnley was just trying to bring home the bacon when she stuffed 3 pounds of oinky deliciousness into her purse. Luann, who is (or was) an employee at Perkins restaurant in Florida, was busted after some nosy ass HATING co-worker witnessed her stealing the bacon and called the police. The police arrived and brought the bacon smuggler in.
While searching her purse at the station, officers not only found the bacon, but they also found some kind of illegal drug and contraband. Luann was charged with snatching the bacon and possession of the bad shit. She is currently marinating in a cell on $5,500 bond.
This article didn't say what kind of bad shit Luann was caught with, but just take a quick look at her face and you decide. Luanne's face is sponsored by THIS SITE. But you know, I can't really fully hate on Luann. Homegirl knows what makes up a delicious and nutritious breakfast: bacon and scrambled meth.
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Ms Pretty P
She needs a serious makeover.
she almost looks as used up as lindsey's younger sister.
A deadbeat downtrodden soul, CBS News flashes her mugshot and a photo of bacon and thinks this is a relevant,enriching,newsworthy story. Tragic
Is it a conspiracy between media elites and bacon companies
Wow good pic of Shitney Spears.
The pics on the faces of meth website are truely sad. But, speaking of meth or at the very least drugs, I saw a pic of Jordan yesterday (don't ask me where) and my first thought is that she was doing meth - she was sans makeup and had a nasty skin with some sort of zit/ulcer/whatever on her face. Is it common knowledge that she is a methface or am I just starting naughty rumors about the ever chaste Katie Price? Btw, if she is Harvey will be sad.
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
did someone already say this womans eyes look like they are sliding off her face? if so, i totally agree....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Oh! Luann is an excellent example of what happens with prolonged face-time in the sun, sans sunscreen.
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I use to work for a woman who bragged about feeding her husband a pound of bacon every morning for breakfast. This might be her.
Her face looks like someone threw shit at her through an oscillating fan
thought that was Hohan after a rough night out
Thankfully, I've never eaten at a Perkins before. I have walked into bars/restaurants where the a few of the waitstaff did resemble this woman, however, I turned around and left. It's frightening to imagine that people like this work in the kitchens of restaurants and are preparing food. How the management could allow an obvious addict to work there is beyond me. Isn't this is how Hep-C breakouts begin?
Remember: Crying in public doesn't really make you less of a man. It does, however, make you more of a woman.
arrested? shit she should be rewarded for wanting to eat while high on meth.
That is soooooo LiLo in 3 years.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
That woman has to walk around with inch wide freckles on her face. Is that not enough punishment for lots of crimes. Let her GO! And for goodness sakes, DR. 90210, please get her some laser treatments for her skin on her face!
DAMN! that hater coulda just let luann have the bacon....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 4:10pm.
MS: never knew that and I love most German food!!
Recipes must be exchanged, but I am on the run now.
Start writing! LOLz.
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No probs! Tschuess!
I'm also doing a course in diet and nutrition at the moment, so you're in best hands!
Speak next time! x
MS: never knew that and I love most German food!!
Recipes must be exchanged, but I am on the run now.
Start writing! LOLz.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 3:57pm.
*dreaming* roast pork on sauerkraut
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I told you I'm German, yeah?
Also that my Sauerkraut is the best? :P
I know MS, I must scale back on my pork.
The whole idea in the Muslim and Jewish religions is that pigs are dirty hence the avoidance.
Now that you mention it, researchers usually use pigs, monkeys or mice to test things for humans...
*shudder*
*dreaming* roast pork on sauerkraut
I feel bad for Luann. Wasted by meth, and stealing the bacon. I hate rats.
oh, but my hot dogs must be BEEF. Hahahahaha.
seriously...
Damn, I feel like Fez today - everything is a double entrende.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 3:48pm.
MS: But, but, but I love pork chops, pork roasts, pork tenderloin and bacon. It's one of my essential food groups all on its own!!
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Pork IS tasty, I know! I love medallions... *slobber*
There's a reson why muslims don't eat pork and Jewish think it's not kosher....they're quite right to avoid it.
I'll bet she's got no teefs.
MS: But, but, but I love pork chops, pork roasts, pork tenderloin and bacon. It's one of my essential food groups all on its own!!
#feels sad looking at faces of meth#
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 3:31pm.
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I got it, JS :)
I'm an atheist and not even baptised!
Mother Superior only because of Happiness is a warm Gun (Mother Superior jump the gun!) Hehehe!
So much for Catholicism...
Pork is not good for us anyway.
The DNA is too similar, so when digesting pork, the body is not too fussed with investigating the meat too much and so all bad things (fat and diseases) can enter our systems more easily.
But I LOVE prosciutto!!!! :D
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 11:24am.
So sorry - Canada AND Europe are a country and a continent respectively! My bad, but I am a big goofball today so pardon some of my boo-boos today!
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As long as you're not implying that Canada is incontinent.
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Nononono....it's North America.
I know that. :) MizRo was geographically confused....bless her :)
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Mother Superior you know I was just teasing, right? As a good Catholic girl, I'd never dare diss a Mother Superior :)
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Bonne fête à l'Acadie
Joe shmoe!! Incontinent!! bwahahahahaha!! Brill.
Yes, bless me... I'm back after a bike ride and I am still giddy for the day so your blessing will be accepted MS.
Yes my dears, Canada is a Country in North America along with the USA and Mexico. Canadian bacon is quite different from American bacon. In Mexico, I have had American bacon in hotels.
The Continent of Europe has different bacon from our Continent. My experience in Spain has proven that some of Western Europe bacon is really fatty and gross - they call it tocino, fyi.
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 1:05pm.
Fuck the bitch who called the cops. That could have been handled differently.
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It could have. Maybe the reason this happened was so this woman could get caught, get mandatory court ordered rehab and get clean? God works in weird ways. Or not!
And massive sun damage oh boy. @ EvilShoe- I think loads of sunscreen and being called pasty is probably much better than the orange spray tan deal.
America's Next Top Model?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 2:16pm.
Just glad they didn't catch her hiding the salami.
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Now THAT was funny!
Smoked meats theme, LOL.
I would do damn near anything for some bacon, too! Get your pork on, girl! It's a food group, so don't deny yourself of it's tastiness!
And btw.. Is that what Lindsay Lohan is going to look like in five years?
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 11:24am.
So sorry - Canada AND Europe are a country and a continent respectively! My bad, but I am a big goofball today so pardon some of my boo-boos today!
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As long as you're not implying that Canada is incontinent.
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Nononono....it's North America.
I know that. :) MizRo was geographically confused....bless her :)
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 11:24am.
So sorry - Canada AND Europe are a country and a continent respectively! My bad, but I am a big goofball today so pardon some of my boo-boos today!
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As long as you're not implying that Canada is incontinent ;)
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Bonne fête à l'Acadie
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 2:16pm.
Just glad they didn't catch her hiding the salami.
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Hahahaha....TV ♥♥
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Bonne fête à l'Acadie
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 2:16pm.
Just glad they didn't catch her hiding the salami.
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TV is being fabulous as always! :D
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 11:24am.
So sorry - Canada AND Europe are a country and a continent respectively! My bad, but I am a big goofball today so pardon some of my boo-boos today!
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You are allowed to. It's weeeeekend! :P
Poor woman.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Just glad they didn't catch her hiding the salami.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Maybe its just me but I think jail should be reserved for the most violent and dangerous among us. I feel sorry for this lady and people like her. Looks like she needs help not jail.
Poor woman. why are they ritually tormenting her? Should let her go home and feed the cat and lie down. Sheesh.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 1:54pm.
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The only thing I can say is "Tanned if you do, tanned if you don't"
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Bottom-feeder.
So, I have a question.
People make comments about those who have sun damage, but if someone stays out of the sun and wears SPF 1000 they are heckled for being white. If the Casper folks use spray tan they are orange and get heckled for that.
So, what is the answer? Tan or no tan?
LOL at the title, but... she forgot the tooth brush. It's the tooth brush that is important, duh!
Had she balanced out the meth(?) with a little heroin and A LOT of sun-screen, she'd look a lot like Cameron Douglas. Oh yeah, and A TOOTH BRUSH..
Seriously. Compare mug-shots, especially the eyes...
And the "eyes" have it - next!
This reminds of a mooch I work with, she's always stealing other people's food or clothes to take home for her children.
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Haterade, the drink of internet champions!
Meth is gross. Duh.
Diiinnnnaaaa! What happened? Did LiHo finally realise you are NOT mother of the year, and cut you off?
From Disney and Foriana money to.... BACON-THEIVING, how sad.
And appropriate, really, considering she looks absolutely FRIED.