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Alyssa Milano has decided to give the whole marriage thing another go for the second time. Alyssa married agent David Bugliari at his family's house in New Jersey today. People says that Alyssa wore Vera Wang, she walked down the aisle to John Lennon's "Imagine" and her reception was decorated with rattan furniture and hay bales. Okay, Alyssa took a left turn and lost me at the rattan and hay bales part. Was this a Spears themed weddings?
Unfortunately, I don't think Mona was there to tell her she was making a huge mistake by tying her vagina down to one man.
I'm guessing Alyssa's new ball and chain cums Mother's Cookies and has a dick the size of an obese boa constrictor, because well...you know....
AND I hope Alyssa dazzled her wedding guests at the reception by performing this amazing song:
Now I know why they invented auto-tune.
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He's no Eminem, is he?
I'm sure the approval of an '80s cokehead is just what they were hoping for as they said their vows..
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OMG, her video & singing sucks.
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She is so beautiful, but the guy in the video looks like her brother. Weird. I wonder if Tony Danza went to the wedding. I know Shannon Dougherty didn't get an invite!
this is fucking gross
You lost me at...New Jersey:((((
finally :) congrats to them both, I wish them a long and happy marriage!
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Somewhere, Cinjin Tate is writing an album of sad songs, and that makes me happy.
aww, she's still so pretty@!
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 8:59pm.
She's beautiful. I have no idea what her career consists of other than Who's The Boss, but I've always thought she was so pretty.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 8:36am.
Uh, did the spammer steal a reg's avie?
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Congrats to the happy couple but my ears are still bleeding after that crap, what the hell was that ?
@t F*cking_Classy & Chica Robotica....celebs all wear Vera Wang because they get their dresses for free as long as you mention her name in the pressrelease afterwards....same for the Oscars and all the other glam-events.
I work in the fashion business and the more money/fame you have the more shit you get for free, mister Giorgio Armani started it and everybody followed !
The rest of us have to work for it, i guess ?
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I'd hit that shit.
Submitted by nancy51100 on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 9:18pm.
Uh, did the spammer steal a reg's avie? I started reading that shit cause I thought it was a whore who typed it.
Good morning... Not staying long, must go exercise BUT
I have always found Alyssa to be beautiful: HOW did she end up with this guy? I guess, to each his own.
I wish them well (and give it 3 years tops)
I think she's still very pretty.... :)
Nice apron, I just happen to have a missionary position open.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 12:21am.
LMAO
also, this made me shoot my ice water outta my nose:
She made the rounds with baseball players too. Probably why they're always scratching themselves.
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaa
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she's starting to look like britney murphy.
Danger! Danger *waves arms*
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"poison IVY 2" Alyssa was in it was A str8t to video release!, way back in the day. it was a sequel to the original with drew Barrymore about Barrymore's character IVY having a diary and Alyssa Milano "Lilly's character" finding it and wanting to be like her. its available in rated and Unrated versions on one DVD. this was a time she was into real sexy roles like "embrace of the vampire" and Casualties of Love: The Long Island Lolita Story. to try and change her image.
Submitted by 78sjaja on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 11:18pm.
Yes, you are right. Drew was the first "Poison Ivy" with Tom Skerritt.
This is the second time my movie memory has failed me. I need to lay off the bong.
Alyssa Milano and Leah Rimini (from "The King of Queens") look like they were separated at birth or at least related.
I think you're right Mani. She's selling Dodger's caps and really right t-shirts.
Congrats Alyssa...isn't she selling baseball hats now?
Poison Ivy bitches! That's all I have to say. :P
is that a contraction....for butt ugly ari?
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I love you, Alyssa! If it doesn't work out, I will paint your tonsils anytime, anywhere!!!!
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hey, that would be nice . lol.. but i want to say i'm so lucky now. lol.. I think this might be the god who give me this chance, I find my Mr white on dating web@@ ^_^--B I G U K LOVE.COM ---free!!!-_-, i'm so lucky, lol.. SO we are engaged preparing our wedding, thanks for all ur wishes, I'm sure that we'll have a sweet family, here, I'd like to share my happiness with u all, lol.. have a try to the new land, you'll get what u want,...
Submitted by sushi on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 7:48pm.
Good she found someone. She was passed around by several hockey players when she was WAY young.
She made the rounds with baseball players too. Probably why they're always scratching themselves.
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here is BETTER CLEARER version of (look in my heart) by Alyssa Milano its ALOT clearer looking and the sound is very clear too!. More so if you watch in "HQ mode". just hit the HQ tab on the right lower corner of the video.
here is the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahr_3GWz1w8
to bad Mk didn't post this one up in HQ but here you go! enjoy! :)
She's beautiful. I have no idea what her career consists of other than Who's The Boss, but I've always thought she was so pretty.
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hey this song is way better than half the shit out there nowadays! at least she doesnt sound like a robot getting a turntable shoved up her ass..i miss cheesy 80's music!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 7:25pm.
Do all Hollywood brides wear Vera Wang? How fucking boring.
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How about Monique Lhuillier... but wow, isn't Milano aging well!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 7:12pm.
*checks to see if my contact lens are in* Is that shit blurry for anyone else?
Yeah - I could barely see anything. Well, the song sucked balls, anyway.
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She's had a lot of ups and downs in her career (and I would include her role on the shitastic Who's The Boss? as a down), but I still like her. She's extremely pretty, but seems like a nice enough person.
Milano is drop dead gorgeus and I LOVE her. That being said, I think her husband is adorable (Yes I am gay.) I wish her gown would have been Salvation Armani though!
OK, forget "Meet Me Halfway" as my wedding song.... It will now be that epic masterpiece!
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That is, hands down, the worst song I have ever heard in my life. And I was alive in the eighties.
Still, I think she is one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Good she found someone. She was passed around by several hockey players when she was WAY young.
@IV- I think I liked the Alyssa Milano version better.
Ahhh, remember when she played Amy Fisher? A true TV classic. Drew Barrymore was in a competing TV version of events.
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Aww. good for her. I have always liked her.
Do all Hollywood brides wear Vera Wang? How fucking boring.
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I was a kid in the 80's and I don't remember ever seeing that video or song.
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NO just no.
That video is practically pixallated. Ummm, we had autotune back in the 80s. It wasn't days of yore. They just weren't using it right. Teen Steam!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj2mYTg-eeM
How did I ever miss that gem of a song/video back in the 80's?? Thanks for showing us that! Oh the CLOTHES!!
This is noteworthy ONLY if Shannen Doherty attended the wedding.
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