Hot Slut Of The Day!

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Johanna is fantastic. Even with her nose bandaged up, she is still beautiful. I love her singing. Finland is a lucky country to have her.

Some pics & vids and more about glamour in Finland:
www.myspace.com/10glam

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In the first thumbnail with the close up of her face... She looks like Rosie O'donnell... OMG.. so not cool

Is there any peroxide and/or "Sun In" left in Finland? This woman has used it all!

Sorry Finland. We have Mrs. Ice-T (CoCo), and the Queen of Lucite. The UK has Katie Price and that other huge faked breasted plastic wench. I can't think of her name. Whatever. Now you guys have your own cheap-ass resident slut.

many people are jealoaus for johanna because johanna is a beautiful glamour model and cosmoponite! johanna has traveled all round the world and people in USA have said her hand writing is beautiful!

I heard Europeans have different standards than North America, but DAMN. Someone through that back into the fjord.

"i hate that she is wearing my people's flag (Norway) in the form of a sequined bathing suit."

Oh, sorry. That was part of a plan of the finnish goverment to send her to Norway, forever.

And here is one fresh photo of this glamorous model:
http://www.seiska.fi/c/87840/9354_TUKSU460.jpg
She told in her blog that she doesn't look like this, we have to look her 10 year old pictures to see how she really looks...(?)Oh yeah, same to me.

she is ugly, fat and has heinous hair extensions.

i hate that she is wearing my people's flag (Norway) in the form of a sequined bathing suit.

heinous, heinous, heinous!

She kinda looks like a plumper, bleachier, strung out on horse, Stockard Channing.

anonymouse_9:
Johanna doesn't represent the best of Suomen! She's some sort of stylized-Americanized version of porno-glam.

Anonymouse, please...there hasn't been anything so hideous since the early 80's and the days of John Holmes. I'd like to state that this woman's style is not Americans. The Fins will need to keep her, she's no American.

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Johanna is a beautiful glamour model and she is well known in miami! She does'nt look like in those photos, she is very beautiful and glamourus! Johanna knows P. Diddy and Puff Dady and Mickey Ruorke and her sister was in Playboy! Johanna has also partied at the Playboy mansion!

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Few facts:
- she is/was a big joke in Finland, but she doesn't understand it clearly, she thinks that people are only jealous...that's why the joke has turned to pity (as she can't do nothing what she wants to do, like singing and dancing but she don't know it)
- she has threaten to move to USA and Miami where as she says, everybody loves her and her style
- we are waiting for it. USA, you can have her!

I couldn't believe my eyes - our national icon reaching finally the great publicity in America she has worked so hard for.

One my personal Tuksu (or J-Tuk) favourites is this video of Johanna performing one of her "exotic showdance" shows in a local bar.

http://www.riemurasia.net/kaatopaikka/go.php?id=12337

I must apologize for the quality of the video. It takes some minutes til the "show" begins.

According to Johanna herself, she's a tough professional dancer. Finland is just not ready for glamour models like herself, so she's going to leave the country for good. What's next? Dubai, or Miami?

Oy!! That's a scurry broad!!

i have read all the comments in hopes of finding some sort of explanation. this is just a mess.

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Oh dear! As someone who spent a summer in Helsinki, Tuurku and Tampere, as an Au Paire to a Finnish family several years back....trust me; Finnish women (and men) are naturally beautiful!

Johanna doesn't represent the best of Suomen! She's some sort of stylized-Americanized version of porno-glam.

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seriously if u aren't going to be judgemental here than u belong on another side probably mariah carey's site with hello kitty and fucking butterflies circling ur head, fluffy kittens frolicking around ur feet and a haze of cotton candy that is obviously filling ur brain if u actually believe angelina is a "good" LOfuckingL person and that paris is beautiful

Oh, this isn't good news. I thought I'd go see what Finnish women look like (I would guess tall, blonde, somewhat barbie-esque)... and when I Googled Miss Finland, to see what one of their beauty queens looked like, Wikipedia says Miss Finland is a horse. No lie. (Okay, so it's just a horse named Miss Finland. Still...prettier than this chick.)

COME ON - there HAS to be way more beautiful women in Finland.

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lol she reminds me of orit fux. god i loved her with her crazy eyes <3

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Submitted by The C word on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 7:35pm.

Heh heh. Well played.

This chick has a raging case of butterface.

I was sure she was a bounty hunter and married to some guy named ‘Dog’

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I would like to join several people of Finnish ancestry who have already posted their comments about being mortified by this creature.
My mother was from Finland, and I'm so embarrassed to see this nasty grotesque woman.
She is in no way a typical representative of gorgeous Nordic people who populate Finland (and Scandinavia in general). Please, don't think that this is how Finnish people really look!!! :-)

Submitted by Cannot on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 7:02pm.

That included a dinner with our sexy ass kitten Johanna, clubbing in a famous nightclub and a night in expensive hotel.

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Whenever I see the word ass tossed in like that, all I can ever think of is this xkcd: http://www.xkcd.com/37/. That would turn this into: "That included a dinner with our sexy ass-kitten Johanna, clubbing in a famous nightclub and a night in expensive hotel."

I don't know whether I'm amused or frightened by the accompanying mental picture.

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Submitted by tommie™ on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 9:55am.

It is indeed her - here she is recording it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBE0m_xcmhY

To these ears it sounds like a future smash hit!

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Yikes.

I think she just invented a whole new key there. She really didn't need to do; we already have 24 that work perfectly well. But I suppose she needed to establish her [smirk] artistic [snort] credibility [hysterical laughter — sorry, I couldn't even think that with a straight face, let alone type it] somehow.

I think when it comes to Finnish music, I'll just stick with Sibelius.

And I thought it would be funny to see what the comments under the video are, so I took it for a spin through InterTran: http://intertran.tranexp.com/InterTran?from=fin&to=eng&type=url&url=http.... Apparently I'm not the only one who nearly hocked up my lunch listening to this (no, really, it made me feel physically ill — that's how I can pretty much guarantee that it'll hit #1); they call her cunt several times. But I think my favourite comment was the one that translated to: "No, god, crap."

Apparently, some things are universal.

Submitted by tommie™ on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 1:49pm.

I think now is a good time to start campaigning for Sweden's Linda "Bionda" Rosing as Hot Slut of the Day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G806I44rIFQ

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The really sad thing about this is that I could see myself bobbing my head up-and-down to this while trying to get a break on a muu-muu in the clearance aisle at Lane Bryant — they have some incredibly crappy EuroTrashPop there. (Don't get me started on the clothes!)

And all I could think about while I was watching it was Heidi's video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8wtLY89vFI&feature=response_watch), since it had the same talentless-peroxide-bimbo-who-gives-me-another-reason-to-want-the-inventor-of-AutoTune-DEAD-in-a-very-slow-and-painful-way vibe — but I honestly think that Heidi's was better, since she had the whole it's-so-bad-it's-hilarious vibe working for her.

Oh, OT: Sessy is my official new favourite word, I do believe.

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Such a beauty!!!

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Wow, so nice to have some finnish elegance here! (cough)

There was this web auction in Finland, where you could buy "a date with Tukiainen". That included a dinner with our sexy ass kitten Johanna, clubbing in a famous nightclub and a night in expensive hotel.

Highest offer was 7 cents (~0,10 USD).

All I see is Brit-Brit fast forwarded about
10 years. Every country has one, I guess.

American women are judged cause we have Paris Hilton so I'm gonna judge! They have the nude beaches and they film pornos in public places! They do! This one took place in Hungary. Talk about Slutsville.

Ugh Skanky! A Euro skank at that!

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DO NOT JUDGE ANY FINN WOMEN BY THIS CREATURE!!!

My Finnish dad would puke at this! He was always lean and athletic, so were his sisters.

I thought she was like a 50 year old has been alcoholic then I looked her up on the net and it says she is only 29? Yikes...what has she done to herself in 29 years to get a Michelin Man body and a ruined beat up looking face? No amount of drag costumes can cover that up. And she sings too? Thank you: Submitted by annie goes to h... on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 4:20pm. For the link showing her "shit faced" singing her heart out.

This bitch is fierce! Rehab is for amateurs, she's a top model and a recording artist simultaneously. And all this while being completely shitfaced (literally). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erMz3eBCEas

Thanks for fact-checking ImpVix. Finland is No. 10 on the list. At one time, I believe they were higher on the list. But No. 10 is better than No. 1, I suppose. Still a sad statistic...

I'm Finnish American. I think I need to skip over there and work my chunky mama hotness for the greater good of Finland's humanity because this ho is down right scary.

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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 2:16pm.

If she's really 31, I would like to take this opportunity to remind our younger readers about the importance of sunscreen. Apply liberally and avoid tanning beds or THIS might be your future. (Granted, you won't necessarily wind up ugly and skanky...but still, let's not take that chance.)

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Pure trash. I can see why MK picked her! I would have picked her too.

I like it best when trash does not pretend to be class or edgy.

That's a man, correct? I will say this about "it", Brooke Hogan is looking a little more feminine.

Wow the Finnish standard of beauty must be super low because bitch has a tire around her stomach and a beat fug face. And like someone below said..she looks like rosie o'gayelle in the face in the 1st thumbnail. Yikes...she better stay in Finland she'd be just another blonde mess here in America. Wait...was Anna Nicole Finnish? :/

she's got the Brooke Hogan chunk...
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labellavienna, you must be one of the most positive persons to ever post here!

You never seem to have anything negative to say about anybody, even crazy looking skanks like this one.
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LOL well i think i only judge those that are obviously very stuck up, selfish, annoying, and just an overall ugly person. Take paris hilton for instance, i looked at her pictures on google yesterday, and although i agree with alot of ppl that she is indeed incredibly beautiful...just knowing who she is makes it all just not matter. its amazing how someone can have such a pretty face can go and ruin it all so effortlessly.

But a lot of people talk trash about brad pitt and angelina jolie, but i have read alot of jolies written works on her travels and i know for a fact that she is a genuine and beautiful person inside and out. She picked brad pitt so i assume that alone must mean she must see something in him that most of us dont see.

Plus...they make a hot couple anyway so yea lol.

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i'll take her over britney anyday - be true to your inner cheeto train wreck.

labellavienna, you must be one of the most positive persons to ever post here!

You never seem to have anything negative to say about anybody, even crazy looking skanks like this one.

Wish I was less judgmental too, but I can't... this creature is just hideous!