This Is News: Kerry Katona Does Coke
Last night, my ass wrote some post about how Brad Pitt says he gave up the good shit when he had kiddies. Well, I joked that I would need to be on every kind of the bad shit in order to deal with little trolls running all around me with slobbery mouths and asses. Well, Kerry Katona shares my philosophy and there's video proof of this! The News of the World (Of. Course.) somehow obtained a video (beware of the teddy bear cam!!!) of Kerry snorting a line of Lohan powder in her bathroom at 5pm while her daughters were downstairs playing. After Kerry gets a boost, she does the coke groan, checks her nostrils for evidence and then goes downstairs.
The video was apparently taken last Wednesday and it was the grand finale of a 4-day booze binge. A source said that pictures of Kerry's husband slutting around with lap dancers in Majorca drove her to the edge, "She was saying she couldn't forgive Mark and how she'd got revenge by sending him a text the night before declaring 'One all' - claiming that she'd cheated on him too."
Kerry admitted to being a cokey lover four years ago, but has denied away that she uses the stuff currently. Expect Kerry to show up on some morning talk show screaming shit like: "It was only Tylenol! For...um...me my migraines. And I also put a little powdered milk in there, because me bones are brittle! Tylenol and powdered milk. That's all! Carry on!"
Click here to see Kerry Katona getting Kate Moss-ed in her own home. The music really upped the production values on this video. Do you think Hans Zimmer did the music?
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Am I supposed to know this ho?
How is she going to deny THAT evidence?
And she just leaves a plate of coke out in the open in her bathroom??!!?!? Totally accessable to her children!?!? WTF?
Who the fuck is Kerry Katona?
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...snorting a line of Lohan powder in her bathroom at 5pm while her daughters were downstairs playing.
Mothers little helper?
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Who is this whore and why should I care that she hoovers bad shit?
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Kez...Kez...Kez...Is this enough to make you see that your "cabbie" husband sold you down the river AGAIN....Next up Bryan McFadden sues you for custody of your two daughters....Plays out like the train wreck it is !!!!!
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With a name like that, I'd do coke too!
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Looks more like an "authentic reenactment" to me than a real video. The dress doesn't really match. The chain on her neck is different. The bathroom is completely different. She looks 5-10 pounds heavier than she did 3 hours prior. Hmmmm.
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Um, who? No, seriously should I know who this is?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 5:10pm.
some coke whores get fat because they drink a lot too. Hence the bloated look.
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Hi PSL. Well that explains it then, cuz Kerry likes her booze. (Hope you're rested up and feeling better)
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some coke whores get fat because they drink a lot too. Hence the bloated look.
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I have never heard of her and don't care to. Why was there a camera set up in her home? Like I have them all over mine?
CPS in the UK is not like the CPS here in the US, unfortunately. It takes more than this to have them take away your kids--which is really wrong. Even though our CPS goes overboard some times, I prefer that to barely doing anything ever.
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She should not be raising kids! She's too wrapped up in herself and her "issues" to devote the time and attention it takes to raise them properly. Hopefully, Child Protective Services will take them away from her and give them to a deserving family. As for her, who cares?
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 3:39pm.
This is just sad, I feel badly for her children.
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I still have a tiny grain of sympathy of her, cuz she's not the sharpest tool in the drawer, has a raging drug problem and most of all, is married to a total arsehole who blatantly uses her for her money and screws around on her. She's just so clueless. Her response to his awful, degrading treatment is to run out and get more lipo, thinking that will make him stay. eeeeeeeeee!
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Une seule vie
Submitted by _meh_ on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 3:36pm.
coke makes you have maniacal thoughts and makes you do and say embarrassing shit in general behaving like a dumbass
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Kerry is Bi Polar, she has manic thoughts without adding coke to the mix
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This is just sad, I feel badly for her children.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 2:51pm.
I don't believe it. I mean she may have done a line or two for a few days but there's no way she could be a coke whore or on the bad shit for more than a few weeks. Bitch is fat. All the coke whores I know (we call em Studio 54) are skinny as fuck
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There's a thought. She's always stuffing herself with kebabs and curry (faithfully documented by the Daily Mail). How come for that if she's hoovering up the Colombian marching powder?
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Une seule vie
coke makes you have maniacal thoughts and makes you do and say embarrassing shit in general behaving like a dumbass. Don't do coke... and specially don't do coke when you are with your kids...
I'm kind of more weirded out by the musical accompaniment rather than the video content. WTF.
i love how they printed this on a sunday. shit will hit the fan in the UK tomorrow.
she's a huge annoying nightmare. don't bother googling her.. you will want to punch the screen.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 10:46am
As evidenced by the Baby P case I doubt CPS would do anything.
Also that coke whore Kate Moss is constantly doing bad shit around her kid and nothing's happened to her ass.
I wonder if this is the "coke mom" from Crazy Days and Nights.
I don't believe it. I mean she may have done a line or two for a few days but there's no way she could be a coke whore or on the bad shit for more than a few weeks. Bitch is fat. All the coke whores I know (we call em Studio 54) are skinny as fuck.
Bitch ain't famous in America, but I don't get the numerous posts inquiring who the fuck she is. If one cannot be bothered to google this fucker, it's kinda unnecessary then to ask about her? Clearly she doesn't matter.
I feel for this fucker. Probably started on the cokey to lose weight way back, it worked once, now it just makes her bloated and she's an addict.
What can we expect though? The UK does more coke than the rest of Europe by a huge margin, right? Probably most UK celebrities are on coke. From Keira Knightly to Jordan.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 10:21am.
I've still never figured out who Kerry Katona
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*Embarrassed I know this*..she was in an all-girl Brit band called Atomic Kitten, married a popular singer from a boy band, called Brian McFadden had a couple of kids and stayed in the tabs after her group broke up and Brain McFadden left her, by lurching around in public,falling down and off her face. She's gained a lot of weight (she ain't no kitten any more) and had a couple more kids with a no-hoper ex cab-driver with a face like a hat full of arse-holes. He treats her like dirt, publicly slags her, uses her money to buy fancy cars and most recently proclaimed he didn't want sex with her, cuz she's too tubby. She spent $15,000 last year getting all the fat sucked out and her ginormous boobs reduced and then gained it all back in 6 months.
I think she has a self-esteem issues.
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Une seule vie
I have no idea who this woman is, thank gawd.
Force her to rehab or take away her children. These drug addicts are abusing and neglecting their children. Most of the stories i hear involving abuse of children involves drug addicts.
That is a huge straw, or whatever a snorting apparatus is called.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 10:21am.
I've still never figured out who Kerry Katona is.
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yep. and i'm too lazy to find out.
who set up the camera in her bathroom, though? and is that like a little mountain of coke that she keeps permanently by the sink? time for an intervention, apparently.
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I wonder if Kerry's husband planted a surveillance camera in that bathroom to catch Kerry doing drugs?
It sounds like their marriage is in a very bad shape, and maybe the husband is considering separation/divorce, and the video of Kerry doing cocaine while taking care of her children would be a very powerful evidence to show Kerry an unfit mother and to award the father a full custody of the children.
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She cheated on him??!!?? What with? Is there another human being that desperate that they would want to have sex with that thing?
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Mother Superior- Yes, the video said she was in the same outfit 3.5 hrs later picking up her kids.
Edit-OOps, I cannot read, it did say earlier! Not later. I am stupid today!
What the hell is a kerry katona?
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 12:02pm.
I thought News of the World wrote that she picked them up three hours later.
Anyway.
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I think she picked them up 3.5 hours BEFORE the coke video, I may be wrong though.
"Kerry snorting a line of Lohan powder in her bathroom at 5pm while her daughters were downstairs playing"
I thought News of the World wrote that she picked them up three hours later.
Anyway.
I hope she gets investigation and prosecution. Drugs are not acceptable, especially when you're got little kids around.