Sunday, August 16th 2009
Totally Doing It
Here are some extremely crystal meth clear pictures of Kristen Stewart and the keeper of the enchanted unicorn forest practically wet fucking on each other in front of their fellow Eclipse cast members at the Kings of Leon concert in Vancouver last night. Okay, in reality, they are probably just talking really close, because the music is loud, but let's just go with it.... Kristen is totally playing with his sparkly dick butter while RPattz flicks the fleas off her crotch nest with his feet. *Romance*.
And I hope that right after these pictures were taken, Kristen immediately filed a restraining order against every crazy in this picture. You know, just to be safe.
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***************No sigthings this weekend for these two, so probably she is riding the magical forest unicorn keeper in private..Bitch* TwitaRd armies are assembly at this moment, angry twitards are the worst..and now they have the TwiDildo!!..heheheh, poor bitch, you will die with your fugly mullet
Is Vancouver. We can smoke on the streets right in front of cops with no worries.
However, do not light a ciggie. That will get your ass busted.
WOW! Canada allows people to smoke in a theater? Try that stateside and you'll end up in the pokey quicker than George Michael can drive!
yep, look at her "O" face when she is looking at him, she is totally banging the magic forest, she is riding the unicorn keeper...she looks almost "normal", not constipated face, the bitchy stare is almost inexistent..almost too cute!!!Our Magical Forest Unicorn keeper looks elated, so BACK oFF Twitards, let them be!!! Don't target the poor bitch for death..'cause if you can, you will hit that TOO!!! ..
These two are as overrated as Kings of Leon and the shit beer that they're drinking. And good to see that Kristen is staying classy.
I am not sure if they are still doing it, but I really do think they have done it in the past & actually maybe they still do occasionally just because they are young, hot & single. Arent most celebs in their early 20's wicked slutty these days?
Is it just my imagination or does she look kind of hefty with a bit of chunk on her upper body in those pics? She usually looks so super slim it looks weird to me.
Submitted by Snoogle on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 7:14am
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Good timing for that for sure, but the are they or aren't they bullshit along with the sightings together and speculation over their hanging out together is nothing new and I highly doubt it has anything to do with promoting the movie. It's been going on since before Twilight ever came out.
I hate that I'm this aware of anything Twilight related.
The sad thing about KStew is she can look really beautiful! I do not understand why she tries so hard to look like shit....you would think she would want to look her best if she is pounding Rob!!
I understand she has that fugly hair because of the movie she is filming but does she reaaaally have to go out looking like that? Ew. She needs to put her hair up, or wear a hat or something, that is just ten different types of ugly. Yuck
These two bring a whole new meaning to dirty raunchy oily sexing.
RPatz will chew her up and spit her out.
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Why is she allowed to smoke inside while the rest of us have to schlepp our asses outside?
Hmm?
It's Suze, like in booze.
she's a yickky skank
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The war isn't working.
NIce to see Kings of Leon didn't cancel their BC show. I had tickets to the Portland show (this week) and they canceled it suddenly....but still played in BC?? F*** Kings of Leon!! And F*** thesae two skanks, they both look like they smell like 3 day old ass.
New movie coming out = Were together y'all ( come see our movie) ywaaawwwwnnn. You would think the heads in Hollywood would come up with something new.
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They are both ugly. I couldn't care less.
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they look dirty and sweaty.. ALL...THE...TIME!
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I cannot believe Robert's magical forest is slummin' with Kristen's rat nest!
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ew, they smoke Marlboro Smooth, that peppermint shit is for sorostitutes!!
If I had to put money on it, I'd say these two are fucking. They seem more interested in each other than the concert or anyone else.
When I saw Kristen Stewart in The Panic Room with Jodie Foster, I thought this girl is going to become a lesbian. She's looking as butch as ever.
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Maybe I am too old, but these two do nothing for me. He looks like a dirty Stinkerbell and she looks like an angry bull dyke. They both need to take hygene classes and bathe more often.
I can smell them through my laptop screen....
I LOVE Kings of Leon! My man has good taste.
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Good taste in MUSIC...not girls...
ps. sidenote on kings of leon, i once read an interview with lead douche caleb, he cut his purdy trucker mo and goldilocks when someone at an english pub accused him of trying to be like the kings of leon.
i dont get things.
i agree. except i loved the first album. back when they were hillbillies.
actually, kings of leon are one of the most original bands to come along in years. then again, these years people listen to beyonce and lady caca.
has this bitch ever heard of a ponytail? I throw up in my mouth a little every time i see her.
Isn't it great that celebs do whatever they want...like smoke where theres a smoking ban?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 9:16pm.
Kings of Leon are so fucking overrated.
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Agree. They all seem like douchebags too.
*Yawn* But are they doing it & doing it & doing it well?
those are some of the greaziest, marshmellowest, unsexiest pics I have ever seen.
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Ackkkkkkkkkk! Can't sleep! Fuck it's HOT!!! Not Texas hot, but Ohio hot!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr
Oh....on topic....this chick should have never gotten paid for an acting gig!!
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She looks torn up at what, 19? Booze on the ledge, cig in hand. She may have the Prohan gene.
It must have been humid there,...really humid. ;-)
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with all their money why do they always look like beat up meth skanks who need a shower wtf
...the keeper of the enchanted unicorn forest...
Don't mess with the unicorn keeper...he can really mess things up.
Fuck buddies for sure.
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smokers are the devil's brood. right. nothing else wrong with hollywood.
Does anyone in Hollywood NOT smoke? All I see are the cigarette packs in front of them. Losers.
MK, $140 for shampoo??? Really???
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I hate her hairstyle. On Joan Jett? Yes. On Kristen? Hell no. She gives off an 'I don't give a f*ck' vibe and these boys love it. (Rumored to be dating Taylor).
OOooh. I hope they are doing it! You can tell that she just finds him totally irresistible. I mean look at the way she's looking at him!
If they ever make their romance public, then I think all Twihards will implode. This is big.
I don't get this guy's appeal. He's prettier than I am, but he looks like he would smell like rosie's sour armpit.
I think its merkin if the beard is a dude.
And honestly I don't know how anyone male or female can fuck her. She's so BORING. She's totally average looking, middle of the road body, blank stoner expression, rotten actress and she seems like a really boring person too who is really into herself.
She gives off some major lez vibes; he must be her beard. EPIC FAIL.
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She looks more manly than he does. I wouldn't be shocked if she came out in a big butch way once the Twitard movies are over.
And the movies suck. It's all "waah waaahh I'm not worthy I lust after sparkly peen oh I feel guilt I want sparkle sex waah waaah wanna be a vampire."
Shit, I love dlisted because these twats only earn 25 posts in the comments section. All of them are about how rank and untalented they are. Keep up the good work.
who cares. the last movie was a bore and the next one does not promise to be anything more.
look mom
i made it
you must be so proud