Monday, August 17th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Barbara Corcoran - Real estate mogul, author, inspirational speaker, mega bitch and reality show judge. I'll admit that I watched the first and second episodes of Shark Tank, the reality show Barbs is a judge on, and yes they were both complete shit. But I only kept watching, because Barb's eyebrow situation was all sorts of wonky (i.e. rogue hairs, jacked arch, etc...) in the season premiere. Hopefully, they work it out by episode 3. AND I could've sworn I read somewhere that Barb likes to lick the clit, but apparently, she's married to a dude and has kids. For serious! Can't you just picture Barbs bumping it with Suze Orman while both of them grit their teeth and furiously answer their e-mails on their Blackberries? It just seems natural.

Posted by: Michael K


bucknips's picture

How funny! I am good friends with her brother and I will mention the eyebrow situation to see if we can get it corrected.

Yes, she is indeed married and with kids.

sexyy's picture

i watched that shit too and got addicted. mostly cuz all the money & hot negotiations was turning me on.
and cuz she made my dyke-meter break as well..

JeannieBueller's picture

I don't know who this lady is, but I'm already loving her for looking like Annie Lennox and Linda Ellerbee's love child.
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Mick's picture

If those teeth aren't clam-chompers, I'll eat my hat. That gal likes gals.

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i am a sloth's picture

her eyebrows bother me

wait, what?

Jeepster's picture

Jesus H. Christ!

She looks like actor Scott Glenn (The Right Stuff, Urban Cowboy, Silence of the Lambs) in drag!!!

Frightening!!!!!

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kdracofan's picture

she is not gay? yeah right

Ew. I hate it when I picture ugly people doin it. Thanks, MK.

agirl's picture

Yikes! Annie Lennox needs to use more sunscreen!

patty cake's picture

smart bitch

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Ive met this slut in person; Super nice and funny but definitely a real rug muncher, totally could see her bumping it with suZe on top of stacks of freshly printed hundos.

LolaBella's picture

'For serious! Can't you just picture Barbs bumping it with Suze Orman while both of them grit their teeth and furiously answer their e-mails on their Blackberries? It just seems natural.'

MK, thanks for making me spew my breakfast after reading that. Do you know how hard it it to get soggy Frosted Flakes out of a keyboard??? Huh, huh? Well do you?? LMAO.

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greenfinch's picture

to be honest when i first saw the photo i thought it was the lady who was the manager of the electronics place in the 40 yr old virgin...shes also the psych on two and a half men?

Plecostomus's picture

I see Donatella Versace got herself a pixie cut.

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Submitted by greenfinch on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 7:33am.

i dunno who this slut is :(

what is shark tank?

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BBC's Dragon's Den, basically :)

Mother Superior's picture

I like her teeth, veneered or not :)

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Submitted by greenfinch on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 7:46am.
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Love 'The Hour'...I'll 2nd Strombo for HSOTD.

OnT: too many (shark) teefs for that wee head of hers.

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DeeDee's picture

Mornin' Foxay ♥

Barbara looks like Suze Orman's mom.

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greenfinch's picture

Submitted by The C word on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 7:44am

ok this will show what a nerd i am. the only things i watch on cbc are in order of importance,

1) corrie
2) the hour with george strombolopoulous *swoon* (who should also be a hot slut if he already hasnt)
3) the national

hahaha and perhaps the odd show here and there.

i have never seen dragons den :s

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Submitted by greenfinch on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 7:33am.
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It's like 'Dragon's Den' on CBC...our equally bad version, but at least they get a HSOTD out of it.

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greenfinch's picture

oh, so its a really good show then :s

too many reality shows for my liking these days.

although. canada's worst driver is pretty awesome..i laugh so hard.

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Submitted by greenfinch on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 7:33am.

Shark Tank is a reality show where "entrepreneurs" invent crap people will never use and compete for the startup money.

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greenfinch's picture

i dunno who this slut is :(

what is shark tank?