Weeping Lily
Lily Allen got all emotional while performing in Finland last night, because she had a moment of clarity and realized her eye area was covered in Glamberace's glittery ass jelly. No, apparently Lily fucked up her back by bending over the mirror too fast the night before. Lily got a Paula Abdul Special injected into her butt cheek to ease the pain, but it wasn't working. If it's not working, do it again and again! That's Paula's advice.
Lily told the crowd, "I feel a bit emotional tonight and if I cry it's not because of you but because of me."
Doesn't Lily know that there's no crying in chick rock! Lily should've taken a page out of Patrick Wolf's handbook and threw a mic or spit at a bitch. That is the professional way to handle a meltdown.
By the way, when did Lily Allen suddenly become the lead singer for Bat for Lashes?
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Bat for Lashes is amazing. One of the best live shows I've seen all year. I even waited in line to get Natasha to sign a cd last weekend.
Lily Allen is lacking live. It's alright but she's not talented. When I saw her in April, she was obviously high on coke and had to be carried out of the theater by her bodyguards.
Allen was in FINLAND? Maybe she beheld the glamorous vision that is Johanna Tukiainen and wept bitterly, knowing she could never be as glorious.
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Deb ~ take care and good thoughts on your upcoming surgery. Try to raid the hospital pharmacy for MK.
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In related news, TMZ is reporting that Rush Limbaugh and Paula Abdul have both been seen hanging out with Lily Allen in the past week. Sources close to Allen report that both Abdul and Limbaugh called her out of the blue, saying how sorry they were to hear about her back...
Her best song to me was 'Fuck You'. It was a slam on George Bush and then the pro-gay marriage movement used it on-line for support. U-Tube it. Very catchy song.
She probably got a shot of dexamethasone or prednisone, both steroids which can cause moodiness and depression, even in a short-term dose. Been there, weeped that.
So, Boy George did her make-up in Finnland? And the stick she's got rammed up her bum hurts her back now? Did I get that right?
Submitted by JoJo on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:32am.
Wow, JoJo. It sounds like you are in good hands, though. My friend's boss had fusion, and it worked great for him. I wish the same for you!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:31am.
I did in the grande scheme of things, Deb. I was the only one of all them to not have 3 kids (by 3 diff. daddies) by the age of 21, I graduated from college, and I don't have a crack habit! HAHA!
Ok, bringing it back to Lily Allen, here's an anthem to my bitchy prímas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRX57zprNdw
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Richie Havens-Freedom
I might weep too if I spotted Johanna Tukiainen in the audience.
@Deb: wishing you a successful surgery and a speedy recovery!
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What a coincidence! I cry every time I see another story about crappy Lily.
Thanks, loozer! Here's Lily's big hit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZyTOROlo9E
Kind of catchy, but nothing great IMHO.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:21am.
Thanks, JoJo.
Hey, spinal fusion is supposed to be a last resort if spinal instability is determined. You might want to get another opinion.
My first surgeon wanted to do a fusion, but a spinal conference, (a group of surgeons who evalute back cases), suggested a discectomy first. I don't know your case, but have you tried physical therapy first? Again, fusion is serious shit. All the best to you!
Thanks Deb! Please keep me posted on how you do! I will certainly keep you in my prayers!
My problem is spondylolisthesis at L4-5. I don't have any disc problems, mine is a structural problem. L4-5 vertebra is slipping forward over the vertebra below it. Actually, I work with my neurosurgeon, doing the types of surgery I need. If that doesn't scare the hell outta ya, nothin' will!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:27am.
Excellent word! I hope you got even with those mean cousins!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I have heard of her, but I don't know anything ol' Peacock Eyes sings.
Me and All The Young Dudes wish Deb a speedy recovery.
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
I'm so sick of this dumb classless idiot with serious mental problems. She's a one-album wonder who can't shut her fucking mouth. I can't wait until she fades into obscurity and into the "Where are they now" files.
Deb - A llorona is a crybaby. That's what my cousins use to call me when I cried after they pulled my hair. Bitches!
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DeeDee, thanks, and what's a llorna?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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She looks like a fucked up version of Liz Taylor in "Cleopatra".
http://www.alien-earth.org/news/images/cleo_liz_taylor.jpg
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Lily Allen is such a llorna. But I have to say, at least she showed up for her show.
I hope your back surgery goes well Deb. ♥
I love "Bat for Lashes"!
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Submitted by JoJo on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:15am.
Thanks, JoJo.
Hey, spinal fusion is supposed to be a last resort if spinal instability is determined. You might want to get another opinion.
My first surgeon wanted to do a fusion, but a spinal conference, (a group of surgeons who evalute back cases), suggested a discectomy first. I don't know your case, but have you tried physical therapy first? Again, fusion is serious shit. All the best to you!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Did she raid David Bowie's hope chest???
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
why the glitter Lily?why? did it make you cwyyy? wipe it off.
"So what, no f**kin' ziti now?"- A.J.
look at her brown toungue
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Bat for lashes rules, and Allen is totally ripping off Khan's look. I'll kick her ass if she sings about a dude called "Daniel."
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:07am.
Cry me a river, Lily. Try working hard with back pain for a year and a half.
BTW, my second back surgery this year is a week from Wednesday.
Good luck Deb! I had my second series of back injections a couple of months ago....didn't help at all. Now I'm looking at a spinal fusion with instrumentation in my future. Please God, tell me how I can continue doing my job as a surgical assistant after that???
OT: She needs a new stylist....
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Thanks, snowpiece! My friends joked that I should have a zipper tattooed on my first scar. Maybe I should have! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Cop a squat over a lawn sprinkler and wash the sand out of your pussy.
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best of luck to you Deb!
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:09am.
I was hoping she was crying because someone punched her in the face.
LOL!!!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Unless she's flashing a tit or blowin' a donkey on stage we don't need to hear about Drunky Allen.
I was hoping she was crying because someone punched her in the face.
DAMN! i would cry to if i was caught out in the public looking like a hot a$$ mess !!!
Is here make-up artist a "visually impaired person" ? :-o
woooowie ! *FAIL* !
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Internet-foolishness extra-ordinare !!!
Cry me a river, Lily. Try working hard with back pain for a year and a half.
BTW, my second back surgery this year is a week from Wednesday.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson