Leonardo DiCatchAHo Goes Model Picking
And here I was thinking that Leonardo DiCaprio picks out his next date by browsing through the newest Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition catalog and filling out the order form, but dude actually does the work too! Leo isn't afraid to jump into a sea of hos and get dirty.
At the VIP Room in St. Tropez last night, Leo cuddled up to a few future ex-girlfriends. You know Leo's idea of a pick-up line is, "Hey, baby, why don't you show me your comp card." If you haven't been featured in the pages of Victoria's Secret, Maxim or JcPenney's panty section, then Leo has no time for you.
And is that a Cheeto ball in Leo's mouth in the third thumbnail below? Naw, couldn't be. Because if it was, the coochie lips of a certain Spears would be on the other end of that Cheeto nut.
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ricki lake, aww how cute you are jealous. Mediocre actor ? Says who ? He has 3 Oscar noms and he's only mid 30's and he's considered a great actor by the likes of Spielberg and Scorsese. Nuff said. Get over your bitterness.
Maybe he asked the girl where she’s from and they started talking about the west coast, which is where Leo is from, obvi. He fits right in! So none of you have ever made a west side symbol with your friends just to say “oh, look at that.” Is that because the paparazzi didn’t capture it on film or because you just don’t have any friends?
Bar is sexier and more beautiful/voluptuous than Gisele for a reason. How is Leo supposed to one-up his supermodel ex-girlfriends by dating regular girls? Huh? How did Gisele one-up a rich, handsome actor? By marrying someone who is just as rich and handsome, but is an ATHLETE! Duh! You guys just don’t get it. Thus far it looks like neither Leo nor Bar can one-up at all. Delicious Cheetos FTW!
OMG! Leo likes black girls! I have a chance! But I'm too short, and I'm not a size 0 : (
Leo has about 15 more minutes of being good looking enough to pull this shit just on his looks - hope he saved a nice chunk of that movie cash, he is not going to age gracefully - those boyish good looks are FADING FAST!!!
Leave my man alone. He must be lonely. thats why hes acting out. He needs a sincere woman in his life, but you would have to look outside of Hollywood for that, and he aint abut to — so, the hunt continues indefinitely.
The saddest part is that he thinks the girls talk to him because he is a nice guy.
I'm glad he is no longer with Bar. She can do sooo much better.
THIS DUDE WON'T STOP TIL HIS PEEN FALLS OFF
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Pics 7-9 and 11 are killing me. He needs to keep his douchebaggery on the downlow like some other actors.
There's scuttlebutt (hee-hee!) that Leo is the subject of blind items that suggest he's a dud in the sack and can't get it up, despite the sizzling hot model-types he attracts.
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Is he throwing gang signs?? HAHAHAHAHA
(michael sheen's queen, that is)
Ah, I'd still hit it! But, I think the other dude has beat me to it. Is he sitting in Leo's lap in pic #8?
And I find it hilarious that even though he can barely grow any facial hair, he insists on having a malnourished "goatee"
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There's a term for men like him:
Modelizer
And Leo is a bloated, haggard and far-too-aged for his age modelizer at that. True, I can see him turning into another Jack Nicholson, not for the somewhat overrated career but for the man boobs and dissipated commitmentphobe lifestyle. So not hot.
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Leo will unfortunately reproduce and it won't be with Bar Rafaeli.
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That hat is Cal State Fullerton, not UF...I'm glad he's not wearing my Alma mater-
Go Leo!!! Dip that peanut butter in the chocolate ;)
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:50am.
I had no idea Leo could crip-walk.
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Bwahahaha hor! I haven't heard that one in forever! Funny!
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Leo needs to be put in time out. He's been acting up lately.
I had no idea Leo could crip-walk.
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He looks like he'd be a real douche.
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Hey leo, on pic #10 buy a new dress for that chick with the floral spaghetti strapped dress. one of the straps is wonky.
Coma Caca!!
The F is for Florida. University of FL.....
Submitted by fmdoom on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:48am.
In pic 7 it looks like he's been practicing throwing up gang signs while dancing. Classic.
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That's exactly what he's doing!
The true sign of a douche is any guy that throws up gang signs...but looks like he'd piss in his pants if he was in Compton. Leo fits that description. I can't believe these women are that desperate.
OMG Mother Superior ~ that's too fucking funny that we both thought the same thing.
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ugh, why are they throwing gang hand signs while dancing?
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
if you've got it,,, well he still does!:)
"So what, no f**kin' ziti now?"- A.J.
Has he ever dated anyone with a brain? Models seem to be his intellectual equals.
Waaaaaaaay overrated actor.
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leo is not hot
wait, what?
Submitted by fmdoom on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:47am.
Does the "F" stand for "fail," "fat" or "fug"?
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According to the rumors, "flaccid"!
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Cant really hate on Leo.He went from teeny bopper panty pudding to being considered a respectable actor in his generation and if hes going to jizz on someones face it should some talentless cokehead.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
Ima sure he'll go on a shopping spree at all the Spring shows.
*mails compcard to LeHo*
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I bet everyone of those ho's makes him stand on the foot of the bed and scream, "I'm the king of the world" before they let him fuck them.
@ rukiddingme: I just read your post!
Two brains, one thought...LOL
He is such a tool. I'd let him though... *waiting for salty bile taste to retreat from mouf*
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This all reminds me a bit of Jack Nicholson....I think even Leo's looks are drifting this way. As long as he can pull models, he should. If it's that what makes him happy (being shallow and all) then that's fine by me :)
Looking at all these people so close together at all times just makes my claustrophobia kick in high gear. Gag!
He reminds me of a young Jack Nicholson. Fucking everything w/a vagina & he'll still be doing it when he's in his 70's, just like Jack. I guess if you can still get the pussay, why not?
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Mediocre fatty actor exclusively dates models. Yeah, he's a douche...times ten.
Submitted by Zanna on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:45am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:40am.
Think I'll throw on my F hat and go on a whore hunt too.
ha ha ha ha ha ha! F hat. Now i want one.
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Gotta get ur F on!
Let me find out Leo is down with the swirl! lol
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The black chick holding him the the groupie neck lock looks total "Ana" from the back, her bones are sticking out everywhere.
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@FMdoom: I'm going to say it stands for ALL of that.
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Cock-a-doodle-do, any cock will do!
In pic 7 it looks like he's been practicing throwing up gang signs while dancing. Classic.
Does the "F" stand for "fail," "fat" or "fug"?
Dunno how he does it, even with the fame/money.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:40am.
Think I'll throw on my F hat and go on a whore hunt too.
ha ha ha ha ha ha! F hat. Now i want one.
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Cock-a-doodle-do, any cock will do!