Monday, August 17th 2009
Dude Looks Like A Memaw
Oh, shit! I thought this was a picture of a broken down Ruth Bader Ginsberg making a Strawberry Hill run. No, this is Steven Tyler with actor Chuck Slavin at Pembroke Center Liquors in Massachusetts on Saturday. I CAN'T!
Steven Tyler recently fucked up his bones when he fell of the stage, so I knew he was in a bad way, but DAMN DAMN DAMN! This is serious. Why does Steven look like he wants to give me an apple? Dopey, save me!
Here's a little video of Steven at the liquor store. Steven is a recovering alkie, but I don't think he was buying any of the sweet nectar. By the looks of him, he just wanted to pick up a bag of Brach's caramels and some Geritol.
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OMG! I read the headline and couldn't stop laughing w/out falling out of my chair. I can not believe that is S.Tyler. I first loked at it and thought, "Who's the old lady??"
HAHAHA...he really looks like Ruth
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Hah! Man, it really took me a second to figure out who that was. The only thing it made me immediately think of was an emaciated Elle Macpherson. When I realized it was Steve "oh, shit!" was indeed the first thing to pop into my head.
Thanks to the sling, I really did think he was wearing a memaw widow's dress with a slutty keyhole opening.
He has GOT to get a new pair of sunglasses!
I also think he looks like Gwynnie in 19 years or so.
Look it's Gwynnie celebrating 25 years of Goop!
I've been singing this frickin song ALL DAY LONG.
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Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 6:43pm.
Um, I'm pretty sure I see a breast there...not believing that's really him.
True, but check out the vid.
Um, I'm pretty sure I see a breast there...not believing that's really him.
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All I can say about this picture is... WOW!!!
I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...
Best title you have come up with in a long time Michael!
i think he's one of the celebrities that will die next
I thought this was Calista Flockhart without makeup. No shitting you.
And people say Paul McCartney looks like an old lady...
Submitted by blueangel on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 2:55pm.
That is obviously NOT Steven Tyler...THAT is a pic of a woman.
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Damn. Looks like those blasted Nazgul got to Liv Tyler, after all.
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Bottom-feeder.
That is obviously NOT Steven Tyler. The nose and mouth are completely different and there is no Adam's apple. IMO Steven Tyler looks like the missing link (ape-like). THAT is a pic of a woman.
Best title ever. I'll be singing this all day.
Is that Janice Dickenson?
not sure if anyone has said this, but I thought it was that lady Anna Wintour got 100yr older overnight
Coma Caca!!
Yes, I thought it was a woman...funny shit!
"Fuck me running..."
Jolly junmping Jesus on a pogo stick! Grab a shawl, Bertha!
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yeah, i wrote it as ST.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 12:46pm.
Oh, chefcammi! Yes it was to Steven Tyler! I thought that was HIS rant! If it was yours, well done!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Looking like a crusty old geezer buying the brown bag special at the corner liquor store happens to us all eventually.
His spirit is high though, you know he'll try to rock out until his body quits him. I bet that's frustrating, when your body can't keep up. Eat something Steven, eat something!!!!
Deb- thanks for reading it tho :)
I was laughing at the part where he was eating the ratts..
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:10am.
For someone who's "clean and sober", that is one incoherent rant.
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seriously or are you being funny?
Wait- is the 'clean and sober' part towards Mr. Tyler? You have to excuse me- I havent had my 2nd pot of coffee yet and I just wrestled the last one down for naptime (i hope!) so... OH and one is recovering from throat surgery so yeah, I'm not all there and cant figure out if your comment is towards me or not...
I take credit for the incoheret rant above....lol.
"This isn't your average darkness ... This is advanced darkness!"
Ruth Bater Ginsberg...So effin funny I am pissin myself...Next time Michael K provide a split screen!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe he was buying scratch-offs.
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OMG poor thing (well...just thing)!!! I totally thought he was Denise Richards!! What happened??? Oh, the crackie times totally screwed him up!!!
looks like rachael zoe!! lmao!
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:10am.
For someone who's "clean and sober", that is one incoherent rant.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by The Real Mimi on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:32am.
I'm sure Keith looks like he's 100. But at least he looks like a hundred year old MAN.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That is what Julia Roberts will look like if she fucks with plastic surgery.
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The pic, the video, MK's commentary, the tags, and everyone's comments has me seriously laughing till my sides are hurting.
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Oh look....It's Extraordinary Hepburn
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
gah! i see memaws like this in the supermarket everyday...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Is he kidding us?? He looks like he should be smoking Kool filters and be named "Blanche Forsythe". I mean, DAYUM!
“I’d come down and give you a hug, but I lost my pants!”
OMG, I thought he was some grandma before I read the description.
That is so scary!
I wonder what Keith Richard's looking like these days?
I think I just cracked a rib laughing
LOL I thoght she was giving herself a csection! ahahahahahahaha
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:20am.
is that a scalpel?
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No! It's a paint brush.
is that a scalpel?
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:17am.
OMG Jazz! that avie!
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What? Just a little painting.
OMG Jazz! that avie!
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Mary Tyler Moore is looking ick, nast.
Chuck Slavin is looking a little Billy Mays-ish
I so thought that was a woman in the pic.
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Recently, people have come to question my appearance. Seems as though my Adam's Apple Ain't Enough. Ain't That A Bitch. It’s Amazing that an Angel like me is being told I need an Attitude Adjustment after falling onstage. Wel, guess what? I’m Back In The Saddle, Beyond Beautiful and drinking some Bitch's Brew. Even a Blind Man can see that I am Bone To Bone *a*(Coney Island White Fish Boy) but I Can't Stop Messin' with the Cheese Cake. Sure I’ll Chip Away the Stone afterwards and eat a Chiquita bananna afterwards to avoid the sugar Crash and acting all Crazy but the docters say that I have to put on some Critical Mass or I’m going to be Cryin'. I’m a card player and I know Deuces Are Wild, that Don't Stop me. I know when to Draw the Line. I tell them people, “Dream On! I’m Drop Dead Gorgeous!” I hear them say Dude (Looks Like a Lady) . but I came to Eat the Rich foods that can give Eyesight to the Blind and raise up
Fallen Angels. Sure Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees) but so is working on a Farm! You got to Get It Up everyday and there aint no Girls Of Summer Going Down/ Love In An Elevator! My reward is being able to scream onstage, “Good Evening Las Vegas!” I will never bite Hand That Feeds even when I plummet Head First offstage. I mean, come on people, my Heart's Done Time- I’ll be lucky if I can remember my way Home Tonight! I take supplements three times a day because I Don't Want to Miss a Thing. I Wanna Know Why people are Jaded. I don’t take home Jailbait anymore (I learned better when I came home and saw this chick Janie's Got a Gun). I said to myself “Hold the phone! Jesus Is on the Main Line and the Jig Is Up! I cant play with Liv’s friend Joanie's Butterfly anymore!” Now I load up a porno in my dvd player and Just Push Play. I’ve played for Kings and Queens, helped you Kiss Your Past Good-Bye and had my Last Child. Now all I can do for you is to Let the Music Do the Talking. No more picking up various women with a Lick and a Promise. I want to see the Light Inside- to watch the Lightning Strikes between us. I’ll always be Livin' on the Edge. Sure my skin may look like Lizard Love but they don’t call me Lord of the Thighs for nothing! I tell the women to Love Me Two Times. Now there was this one time I made . Love in an Elevator to Major Barbra, Mama Kin, Mia and that Monkey on My Back but to tell you the truth, I don’t think I have Nine Lives anymore. My doctors are telling me “No More No More”. Itll be No Surprize to me when I pass on. It’s Nobody's Fault when I reach the Other Side. By the looks of it, I may have opened the Pandora's Box for loving the Pink too much..- my Prelude to Joanie was humping a Rag Doll and eating Rats in the Cellar- man those rats can give a man the Rattlesnake Shake(s)! I had to go to that Reefer Head Woman because I couldnt Remember (Walking In The Sand). I knew I was in a Rock in a Hard Place. I was writing S.O.S. in the sand but you know, it’s Same Old Song and Dance. I feel as though I am livin in the Seasons of Wither. My body is getting old and telling me ‘Shame On You-Shut Up And Dance!’ But when I do I get Sick As A Dog and become Sight for Sore Eyes. Something's Gotta Give, man! I need to Stop Messin' Around and start showing some Sweet Emotion. Maybe do some traveling. Go get a Taste Of India. Go back to The Farm. Learn to play the Theme From Spider Man on the cello. Think About It- my Three Mile Smile aint getting no smaller. Seems as though when I was being made my mouth was a train and that Train Kept A Rollin'. Sure lots of comments have gotten Under My Skin- “Walk This Way" or "Walk on Water” but I always did What It Takes. From now on, Ill love the Woman of the World and give up the Young Lust!
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Now that is Smeagol's gran, right?