Take That, OctoMom!
This news is going to make OctoMommy swallow a fertility clinic whole, because bitch is going to have to step up her baby game. The Sun says that a woman in Tunisia is about to turn her snatch into a popcorn machine by giving birth to 12 BABIES!!!!! And if you just queefed, that was your uterus dry heaving.
Doctor confirmed that the human baby machine's instant child army will consist of six boys and six girls. The woman conceived the babies after going through a series of fertility treatments. The soon-to-be DodecaMommy wants to give birth naturally, but doctors have told her that her pussy will literally explode. That's exactly what he said, the doctor said, "Mam, I am a doctor and my medical expertise tells me that your pussy will explode. Literally." Not to mention, that if she turns her vag tunnel into a water slide, Raging Waters will file a copyright infringement lawsuit against her.
The father of the babies told the press, "In the beginning, we thought that my wife would give birth to twins, but more fetuses were discovered. Our joy increased with the growing number."
Yeah, as they were crying tears of joy, her lady parts were crying tears of pain. If Miss Clown Car Conductor is wondering why there's a white flag sticking out of her vagina, somebody should tell her that it's her uterus begging for MERCY.
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mslewis on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:23am.
If you are worried about your tax money going to support irresponble people who dare to give birth to more than one kid (or at all) then I suggest you speak to your congressman, if you can find one who hasn't inpregnated his mistress!!!
Um, unless my congressman has a dick in his ear I'm pretty sure he can still listen regardless of whom he's fucking...
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And, for the record...I am pretty anti-fertility treatments, in-vitro fertilization, and whatnot. There are plenty of children that need homes here in the U.S. Adopt them.
I am sick to death of human litters.
TEAM PROPAGATE!!!!
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:28am.
Imagine all the afterbirth sammies that litter will yield!
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Thank you, Race. My lady bits and me have now decided to adopt and not to give birth...LOL
is too much of a monday for me to write anything other than I agree with Mike, stoney's rants are kind of sexy.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Oh, and the carbon footprint this family alone will make will probably reach me from Tunisia.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Imagine all the afterbirth sammies that litter will yield!
(Thank you MK for that post a while ago when I was a mere reader, I literally puked when I saw that!)
Oh, so it's not ok to be outraged about a problem that is happening right here in America, even if THIS PARTICULAR case is not here? Bitch please, there are tons of cunts in THIS COUNTRY giving birth to litters as we speak. It's the ISSUE I care about. And the babies. Do YOU not care about the fact that these babies are going to be born premature and fucked up and probably die? Oh I forgot, you only care about yourself! Go shoot a moose you goddamn idiot.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Oh, and do the math:
1 newborn = about 12 diapers per day/84 per week
12 newborns = 144 diapers per day/1008 per week
If this UterusMaximus is using disposables, think of the environmental impact that will make. Pretty sick.
I'd say that mountain of toxicity is more than everyone's business. We're all going to be swimming in used Pampers pretty soon.
(For the record, I'm not a liberal hippie. In fact, I can't stand hippies.)
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I dunno about this psycho, but the pic of Mama and her 18 goggies makes me exhausted just looking at it. Poor ol' girl and her tired, saggy teats...
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
In this corner of the earth some women do give birth to many kids, because they get a flat/ house for free and mighty support from the government.
No idea if this works the same way in Tunisia...I doubt it.
There's a reason human females only have two teats.
Uh, I don't know that I personally will be paying taxes to support someone in TUNISIA. Or did the U.S.A. just annex it?
Oh, Stoney, STFU!! You sound like a liberal hippy from the '70s!! Let me repeat myself . . . THIS IS HAPPENING IN TUNISIA!! Therefore, it is not your business what this woman does!! And, yes, her government will most likely take care of her with their universal health care.
If you are worried about your tax money going to support irresponble people who dare to give birth to more than one kid (or at all) then I suggest you speak to your congressman, if you can find one who hasn't inpregnated his mistress!!!
I repeat . . . the world will be just fine and people will and should go on giving birth. Stop being so ridiculous!!
Sorry folks, you know overbreeders get me all riled up!
*fans self*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney ~ I wuvs it when you rant & rave. Hot.
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LOL mike!
*puts on glasses and raises eyebrown*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:14am.
I could kiss you. You said everything I was thinking.
Or I guess we could just evolve backwardly into the caveman days. Either way.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:14am.
It most certainly IS my fucking business, mslewis. ... this CUNT will be taking tax payer money and assistance from the government to raise her fucking litter, so it IS society's business.
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YES YES YES!!!
Like most people on this board, I pay a shitload of taxes. My hard-earned cash is feeding that OctoSkank's kids and will be paying for their education & most likely for their healthcare.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:14am.
It turns me on when you get like this, Stoney.
I just googled Tunisia (to learn on where the f*ck it is) anywais this is all wrong. how can you carry freaking 12 babies?? are doctors like insane now? seriously I wanna slap somebody
Coma Caca!!
I agree ~ when taxpayers have to support these idiots who breed like rabbits, then it is everyone's business.
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www.petfinder.com - Enter your zip code & find pets available in your area for adoption.
YOU SAID: "Plus, the government will take care of them"
Last time I checked the government gets $$ from the citizens through taxes. SO its the people NOT GOVERNMENT that will have to foot the bills for the rest of their lives. Totally selfish!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:00am.
It is true. The world is overpopulated. I don't think someone should feel guilty about having a couple of their own children. But you SHOULD feel guitly about having litters/child armies. Fucking resource-sucking, overbreeding, religious fucktards. I'M LOOKING AT YOU MICHELLE DUGGAR.
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Thanks. It still bugs me in the back of my mind, though. I feel like I'm feeding the mess, to some degree. My hubby and I both have good jobs, healthy lifestyles, and aside from making disgusting comments on Dlisted I'm generally a decent person, so I guess it's not wildly awful.
Not to get too philosophical about it, but it just seems to me that the world went off the rails at some point with this whole self-absorbed lifestyle we're seeing. Today's role models are people like Paris Hilton, porn chicks, and overpaid NBA players -- it's all "look at me!" and "I *deserve* this!"
These baby mega-producers are all about what THEY want and not about what's right for the world, for their communities, for the children. Plus, they seem to expect and demand charity & handouts to support their child armies.
May as well get into the handbasket now because the next stop is hell.
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It most certainly IS my fucking business, mslewis. If you would get your head out of Ann Coutler's ass you would realize every RESPONSIBLE person on this fucking planet has an obligation toward their fellow man to behave in a responsible manner. In this case, this CUNT will be taking tax payer money and assistance from the government to raise her fucking litter, so it IS society's business. Tard.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
This is happening in Tunsia so I doubt overpopulation is something people there worry about!! Plus, the government will take care of them and yes, TLC will probably have a special about it. Now, does everybody feel better???
I have a big problem with people who get so upset about how many babies a woman has, whether its all at once or one at a time. It is the business and therefore the problem of the woman giving birth. It has nothing to do with anybody else. It is their decision. Stop dipping in other folks business!! The world will be just fine and will not fall apart because a woman has 12 kids. Worry about your own family!!
That's all I have to say. Thank you for listening!!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:09am.
And I have a question...HOW do they know
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see the tag 'your vagina is large'
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You know what this means right? The next stage of evolution for humans is women with 6 tits.
*waves to tiggy*
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And I have a question...HOW do they know there are 12 babies in there? Suleman's doctors didn't even know about the 8th baby because they were squeezed in her so tight. And this bitch is supposedly having 12 and they can count them all?
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Submitted by seejaneclick on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:00am.
There are 17 puppies in that photo...not 12.
read much?
This is so fucked up! There's got to be some of medical malpractice or violation of the Hippocratic Oath that these multiple births resulting from fertility treatments fall under!
This makes my head explode so now I will try to calm down and look at how totally cute those puppehs are!
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Submitted by complication on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 11:06am.
there should be some sort of law against this but i guess that would start a slippery slope..
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mk should have tagged this "its not easy being a cunt" LOL!
A lot of women can't carry twins and triplets to term. These babies will CERTAINLY be born extremely premature. Fucking cunt. Reduce while they are still embryos. What is so goddamn hard about that fucking concept?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I hope regulations with this fertility treatment crap become far stricter as situations like this become public. This litter of babies stuff is so unethical and nasty.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
there should be some sort of law against this but i guess that would start a slippery slope..
What a dork I am, I actually thought this was going to be about Dalmatians!
What sane woman would have 12 kids? First off, I am sure that a good percentage of these children will not survive. The ones that do are going to be so damaged.
Haha!! The b!tch in the picture still has all the human wh0res beat, and she knows it, thus her smug smile :P
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There is no way all those babies will survive, if they don't die in utero god knows the problems they will have. God people are stupid.
I thought doctors were supposed to preserve life? I think any doctor should know that the chances of them all coming out as healthy, or even alive for that matter, are slim. Not to mention what 12 fetuses (feti?) would do to the mothers body.
Yeah, and that article says Suleman's octuplets are healthy. UM, NO. Half her kids before the octuplets were handicapped. I'd be willing to bet my next paycheck those babies are going to struggle with problems for the rest of their lives. Just because they came out ALIVE with all their limbs in tact does not make them healthy.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
We live in one f-up world. Can't believe any doctor would allow this.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Fucking disgusting. These doctors should have their medical licenses revoked. Octomom is lucky as hell that her kids didnt come out all banged the fuck up. All the birth defects and shit these kids are in for is child abuse alone. This woman and her delusional husband embody everything that is wrong with this fuckin society. I bet t.v. stations are already fighting for the rights to this reality show. Fuckin bullshit.
There is no way in medical hell they will allow her to give birth naturally. In fact, she will most likely NEVER carry to term.
Fuck off clown car!
Angelina, you better get your ass over to Tunisia in time for the birf! Fresh babehs to buy!
It is true. The world is overpopulated. I don't think someone should feel guilty about having a couple of their own children. But you SHOULD feel guitly about having litters/child armies. Fucking resource-sucking, overbreeding, religious fucktards. I'M LOOKING AT YOU MICHELLE DUGGAR.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
There are 17 puppies in that photo...not 12.
An old friend of mine had this treatment and gave birth to 5 kids. ALL but one of them have some type of physical/learning problem. How selfish does one have to be to bring this many into the world when so many needy children in foster care need adoption.
i find absolutely nothing amusing about this person squeezing out 12 babies...
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