Tyler Durden To Take On Sherlock Holmes?
Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Homeboy: The Hunt for Jude Law's Next Baby Mama has wrapped up principal photography and is due out this Christmas, but The Mirror claims shit is about to change in a major way. According to sources, Warner Bros. wasn't exactly blowing jizz bombs over the final cut and has demanded that Guy fix it pronto. They want Guy to re-shoot some scenes and add Sherlock's arch rival, the evil Professor Moriarty, to the movie.
After being scolded by mommy and daddy, Guy immediately asked his old Snatch friend Brad Pitt to step in as Moriarty. Luckily for Guy, Brad has an open spot in his schedule and is available for the re-shoots. Brad has already arrived in London and will soon begin shooting.
A source said, “It was an oversight in the film not to make a bigger deal about Moriarty. He is mentioned as Holmes’ arch enemy, but the bosses wanted Guy to make more of him. Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr have already shot their scenes. But now that 10 extra days have been added to shoot the new ones, they may be called back for a day or two."
Because of all the changes, the movie won't open this Christmas and has been pushed into 2010.
Why bother with Benjamin Button's?! I recently read that Guy wanted to explore Sherlock and Watson's homoerotic relationship in this movie, so he could've just added a good old-fashioned ass-to-mouth scene at the end to sell more tickets. Nothing puts hos in seats like gay porn. Besides, I always felt that Watson's face should be covered in man gravy when Sherlock delivers his signature line: "Elementary, my dear Watson." Just pretend that made sense.
UPDATE: Well, fuck. A spokeswhore for Warner Bros. says this lies. They issued this statement to UsWeekly: "The report in today’s London Mirror is completely inaccurate. Brad Pitt is not joining the cast of Sherlock Holmes and we're extremely pleased with the production of the film. As planned, it will be released on Christmas Day, 2009. In order to complete the movie, we've scheduled a few days on set to shoot a couple of additional scenes, obtain pick-up shots, and perfect some of the visual effects elements, all of which is standard filmmaking practice."
Good. Pitt would just ruin the movie. He's no match for RDJ.
I almost had a heart attack, until I read it was a lie. You do not sully my wonderful, prime-rib Robert Downey Jr. with some sloppy, side-salad Brad Pitt. RDJ is an artist and Pitts is a pretty boy who can't act. 'nuff said!
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Guy Ritchie is a shit movie maker. He's just not good at it. Just being honest.
This is the result of someone that had enough money to sit around writing movies without needing to get a regular job, then also had the money to get the film made. Rinse, repeat.
Just because you want to make movies and you have the money to do so, does not mean you will be good at it.
He needs to find Madonna 2.0 and spend the rest of his years sitting at his bar getting shit faced.
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MK, are you disappointed that this isn't true? Good - it kind of serves you right for telling us Brangelina was over last week. Not cool! >:(
Submitted by Rocket on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 1:09pm.
Nah, report is Brangelina and their litter of kids have jetted to France for the remainder of the summer, by way of their chartered jet - cost - $250,000.
What about the kids' grueling fall school schedule?
They must hate this movie if they're putting it out on Xmas day. Of course "reinventing" Sherlock Holmes is a sucky idea to start with, by a director who's never had a hit... so yeah, they basically stuck it on a day when everyone wants happy feel-good movies so it will die quickly.
Hollywood to Real Life Translation: Angie would not let go of Brad's testes to allow him to go anywhere near a newly separated manwhore like Guy, fucking lithe lovelies with mad abandon.
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Nah, report is Brangelina and their litter of kids have jetted to France for the remainder of the summer, by way of their chartered jet - cost - $250,000.
You NEVER go ass to mouth!!!
"Nothing puts hos in seats like gay porn."
Damn right! That's the only way I'd go see this movie.
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I don't care about the movie. I am always happy to see "Fight Club" Brad, however.
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As far as I'm aware, Guy Ritchie has never made a movie worth seeing. The fact that he has a career and can get people like RDJ to be in his movies is astounding.
I know NO PERSON who is interested in seeing this movie. Hollywood needs to take a three year nap and dream up some GOOD ideas for movies.
Guy Richie, did he ever make a great movie?? This will probably be as gross as Madonna sucking face with Baby Jesus in Italy.
Zsa Zsa was the only sister to bear a child. According to her 1991 autobiography One Lifetime Is Not Enough, her pregnancy resulted from being raped by then-husband Conrad Hilton.
This bitch will slap a cop again, if she ever comes out of her Sunny Von B
Downey's Holmes is going to outgay Depp's Ichabod Crane...
i just watched the trailer for IB from the ad on this page. OMG it looks so stupid and BP is even more annoying than ever
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Let's see..The Mirror and UsWeekly..who the fuck am I suppose to believe? Please, somebody tell me. I believe everything I read so now I am fucked up inside.
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Tristram - could it be worse than Jolie's Count Chocula accent in Might Fart and Beowulf?
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Though it would be comical to hear Brad try to do Moriarty's accent.
Pitt is box office poison. Good thing for Guy.
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I was fucking eating my lunch you wanker......thanx for the ass gravey comment........gaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Homeboy: The Hunt for Jude Law's Next Baby Mama
Teheheheeeee!
this Monday is so effed up....I'm happy Mk is in the giver mood.
Give us more smiles! Yeah!
M'kay.
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"If no ones watching Britney, does she still exist?"
Sounds like the film may have ass-pounding suspense.
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
So the world wont end on 2010? (hangs head low)
dissapointed. (throws gang signs ala Leo) rolls eyes
Coma Caca!!
So, this is lies!?!?!?
So is kestering scene out too? I'm confused.
Brad Pitt is also going to be replacing God in heaven, constructing the worlds tallest building and heading off to outer space to colonize Mars once he is finished with the Holmes movie.
UPDATE: LIE TELLING! What?
Whatever...
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FRIST!
My timing is like I can smell a The Brad post....
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Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
TEAM Sherlock
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
"Man gravy?"......MK, you're one sick puppy.
On Topic: when a movie gets pushed back that is a sure fire sign that its going to be a bomb.
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And Guy is now a Bachelor about town, beer drinking enthusiast & rehab-ing from Vadge......
I smell wild nights & scandals!
*licks pic of Tyler*
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.