Monday, August 17th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Naomi Campbell's Hot Moves
You know shit must be good in Naomi Campbell's life if she's actually smiling AND dancing. Homegirl usually only breaks a sweat when she's busting a bitch in the face. But you know, we'd all be dancing for joy too if we were sexing on a big bag of money.
Here's more of Naomi doing the "My Pussay is Cashin' In Big" dance while partying at the VIP Room in St. Tropez a couple of nights ago with her boyfriend Vladislav Doronin.
WARNING: If you click on one of the first four thumbnails, Naomi's ashy crotch goiter may punch you in the eye. Make sure your insurance policy covers such incidents before you click.
That snatch not only looks gross, but has a gross smell coming from it as well!
UGH!
bitch needs a pedicure stat! what the hell kind of gross white heels are that..disgusting.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 5:24pm.
Stock, I'm in the same situation.
I don't think it's selfish at all not to want kids. Only you know what makes you happy and you should follow that through. I know a few men who have kids now and they regret it, although they love their babies, of course. I've just heard so many times that they wished they didn't have them. (I just hope the men will neevr tell their kids)
You are fortunate that the whole issue was raised before you got involved any further, as in engaged or even married.
The woman who loves you should love you as a whole; your good and bad sides come in a package and some substatial things like not wanting kids can't be changed that easily. We carry this wish around with us or we don't. Having a child does not nesseccarily equal happiness. And if there are other things in life that you'd rather do, do them.
Ooh fightin!
It's human to want to have the last word. It takes uber-balls to walk away without having it.
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
I let my pregnant wife go balls out on the internets today.
apple bottom jeans...boots with da fur...
and the worse thing about this is she looks as though she dancing to reggae. rub a dub whiny whiny.
"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
says queen of poo.
Weirdos
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:27pm.
WHere did I bust on Sugaroo. She came at me first as did DG. I made this name to post just like you and everyone else made their name to post. I said it was over and played out but no one will stop. It keeps going and going. I am trying to post about the OCD show have I said anything else to anyone? No not until something is said to me.
done.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:13pm.
On and on and on. Cant stop. Butt hurt.
seek mental help soon.
"no that's not my address Snow piece ! Isn't this supposed to be a private board.? I admire you all so much for all your knowledge of everything.. you are all so smart with all your degrees and your ability to post here all day.. I wish I had a clone. I am on my 15 minute lunch break. then my boss anally rapes me... all in a day's work !"
you should know winky wink
says the pro.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 1:21pm.
Actually LCT,I was being polite by not outing you and the other person for the wicked and hateful emails that were sent to me in June.
Keep up the fight, twist things how you would like, but I am done with you and this b.s. GROW UP!
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I beg your pardon? I believe I sent you two, one basically saying whatever, explaining my side of the story, to which you rudely replied that you never wanted to talk to me again and told me to pass on a message to Sug. Here comes the 2nd email where I told you to grow a set and tell her yourself, which you replied to. Check your inbox. Nothing else after that. Thanks for confirming your mental instability though.
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Only the names have chhhaaanged
The posterssss remaiiin the saaaammmmmeeeeee
dododoododo
Reeter!
Ah...There is nothing like this....
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h100/mykittytls/CE.jpg
on Christmas Eve! Snuggled in, with the fire going!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
To each their own no!?!?
Have a great one! I'm out too.
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:59pm.
Reeter!!!!!!!!!
OH!! My happy ass got close enough to Texas heat!!!!
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True, but you just can't beat the winters in Texas. If you despise snow and ice - this is the place to be.
Goodnight, Clarisse. Sweet dreams! : )
Tristram! I know, this IS the place I come to escape real life.
Speaking of f'ing real life, I guess I should go to bed and face Monday #2. Oh!! : (
Have a great night! Talk to you soon, I hope.
Reeter!!!!!!!!!
OH!! My happy ass got close enough to Texas heat!!!!
I'll keep my Ohio white-outs in trade of that mess!!! I know you get use to it, but OY what a bitch I would be gettin there!!!!
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:53pm.
Agree, Reeter. In fact, they're all kinda smart, funny and nice. I have no idea what happened offline but I hope they could all post here without fighting, even if it means pretending the other doesn't exist. This is supposed to be a fun site, an escape from real life.
HOLY COW
naomi has some beat up busted bumpy junk
scary!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 6:29pm.
More importantly, I've found Devilgirl to be one of my favorite friends. She's loyal, empathic, and nonjudgemental.
I'm grateful to call her my friend.
Grape
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This whole thing makes me sad. DG has been such a sweet friend to me. It's rare to make such a good friend on the Internet without ever meeting them, but I got that lucky. I hate it that she hurts because of this bullshit.
It's not worth it, DG. (if you are reading this).
This is a CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE.
Came home from work a few hours ago and I completely passed out in bed (long ass day). just woke up. damn it, now I'll probably cant go back to sleep.
Coma Caca!!
I'm in TX. Blah!! Hot as hell, hunny! : )
Reeter!
Oh sweets! Trust me, I KNOW!!! Are you in one of those crazy hot places??? I respect my Ohio hot now after being in Tulsa!!!
Tristram,
Hope he remembers...rape THEN pillage.
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:06pm.
I think the BF's shirt is funny as hell!!
He's part Cossack. The raping and pillaging part.
Well, this is the last straw in her break with PETA. Bitch wears fur all the time.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:22pm.
Oh happy day! It was 89 degrees when the storm hit at 7pm and now it's 75 degrees at 10:25!!!
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Lucky lady!!
Oh happy day! It was 89 degrees when the storm hit at 7pm and now it's 75 degrees at 10:25!!!
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
starsign,
She certainly gives Lady CaCa a run for her tranny money!
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Usually these upskirt pics look pretty normal. But WTF is happening with Naomi's bits? It looks like she has a testicle hanging down or it's the tip of a penis. It doesn't look like a normal female shaped mound (pubic bone) it looks like male bits. Jesus maybe this bitch has really been a man for ALL these years.
Tristram,
Oh! I don't know what is going on up under there, but I'm not lookin too close! (but, I think the BF's shirt if funny as hell!!)
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 5:24pm.
dont feel like a prick.. i'm sure women say this and then get to the age when the biologicl clocks starts to chirp (you know, its a biological cukoo clock) and then they start to feel like they need to have a child.
I say that their 1st choice is the right choice- the clock part just confuses them.
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"This isn't your average darkness ... This is advanced darkness!"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 8:17pm.
Have you seen the commercial yet????
http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/
Are you saying Naomi engages in butt-busting activities that are prone to chafing?
Thanks ladies for the comments & advice.
I know its the right thing....but I still feel like shit.
Have a lovely evening everyone.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Clarisse:
That's too, too funny. LMAO!
*runs to bathroom*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus!
Monkey Butt Powder still cracks me up!!!
Have you seen the commercial yet????
http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 8:02pm.
Momus!
LOL! Monkey butt is my 13 year old nephews nickname, so I called you that in lurve!!
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I know. Otherwise, I would not have searched for this picture.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus!
LOL! Monkey butt is my 13 year old nephews nickname, so I called you that in lurve!!
YES! It finally stormed today about 7:00 pm and dropped 10-15 degrees!! Finally turned off the air and opened the windows after 5 friggin days!!
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 7:54pm.
I decided to change the avie for awhile. I remembered that you once called me a Monkey Butt. Hence, the latest avie.
Did you and the bunnies manage to get through the heat wave without too much discomfort?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus!!
MONKEY BUTT!!!!!!! LMAO!!
Stocky!
Listen to the ladies here! If she laid down the “No babies” card and now want’s to switch, then she probably wasn’t completely honest from the get-go.
Caaaaaaaaarrot!!!
I missed you!?!? Boo!
You are tops in my book!!! Let the BS roll off you like water off of a duck’s back! It’s a gossip site for pete’s sake.
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 7:46pm.
Not to butt in here (even though I am butting in here)
LOL
God but aren't we a smart bunch of hookers?!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 5:24pm.
Migraine & East End ~ Connie Selleca dropped the "b" word....as in baby.
I told her when we first met that I don't want to have any children. She must have thought I was kidding.
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Not to butt in here (even though I am butting in here), Stocky, but you are getting sound advice from the DL crew. Some women think they can change you ON THE BIG STUFF. Like, he says he doesn't want to get married NOW or he says he doesn't want kids NOW, or he says he doesn't want to live near my family ever NOW, but they sooo can't and should not. Don't feel like a prick for not wanting kids, saying you don't want kids, and sticking to your resolution about not having kids. You were totally up front with her about that, which is commendable, and SHE is the one who should respect it.
Of course, we women CAN train you not to leave the seat up or drop your socks all over the floor (I'm looking at YOU, Mr. IV!). But the big dealbreaker stuff is so off limits, and so many women think it will be different with "them."
Just my two cents!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 5:24pm.
If I may intervene here; Connie has some serious respect issues concerning you. She doesn't seem to respect that you don't want see certain films. And, now, she doesn't seem to respect your choice to be child-free. She's trying to change you into someone you are not.
Run, Stocky, as fast as you can away from her!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 1:12pm.
LCT - that was at you? I thought that was very fucktard specific.
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That was directed at me and Sug, since DG doesn't have the balls to tell it to us directly, she has to come on here and do it.
Luckily there are still some good, decent people who are kind enough to let their friends know when someone batshit crazy is bitching about them behind their backs.
Edited to add. She says I told her she had mental problems, was a terrible person, blah blah blah. Never said a peep of it in an email to her. Sure as fuck am thinking it now though.
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She sent me all the emails that you two sent her, and they were inappropriate and spiteful.
I left too because of the games that you and sugaroo play. One day both of you are going to get busted.
More importantly, I've found Devilgirl to be one of my favorite friends. She's loyal, empathic, and nonjudgemental.
I'm grateful to call her my friend.
Grape
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 5:24pm.
EEG - when I worked for a grocery chain, it was in the employee handbook that you could NOT chew gum while on shift. You also had to dress nicely, hair had to be back and not flowing and gloves HAD to be used for any food preperation.
13 years later, that same grocery chain has the ugliest, most unkept fucking hicks working for them, ALL chewing gum at their stations.
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...so true...but I could deal with the gum chewing if they would stop putting the heavy stuff ON TOP OF THE BREAD, DAMMIT!...
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"Quiet and mean! Those are my people!" - Nurse Jackie
Maybe she was working the dance floor so hard, and perspiring, she decided to air the darn thing out. In front of a glass window, no less.
Personally, Chanel #5 body powder, and Agent Provocateur lingerie, is so much more dignified.
A Agree with Bradi
*raises glass for a toast, refills bradi*
@Stock Broker
"Women make me feel like a selfish prick for not wanting kids."
- No, stop, drop and roll. What SHE wants is what she wants, she's not gonna change or let up.
Trust.
Nip it in the bud now. You know yourself and eventually how this will play out, Connie may be all that now, but you have been here before, right?
And how did that work out?
Personally I do not like females who manipulate and make it seem like they carry no fault and then impress their bullshit onto their partner through lame guilt.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.