Nobody Likes Fishy :(
The giant cloud blocking everyone's sunshine on the set of Iron Man 2 was not ScarJo's gigantic chichi balls. No, apparently, Fishsticks Paltrow is the one who brought everyone down. A little while ago, I wrote some post about how Fishy and ScarJo didn't exchange friendship bracelets or become blood sisters while working together. Fox411 is now co-signing that rumor and adding that even the crew scurried like roaches every time the GOOP QUEEN entered the building.
A source said, "Gwyneth is extremely cool at work. She's just a step above professional, too snobby. Gwyneth is not friendly to anyone, and tends to make people feel awkward and uncomfortable. She wasn't outright rude to Scarlett, she just didn't ever speak to her. Gwyneth went out of her way to avoid Scarlett, and they had zero contact, at Gwyneth's choosing."
Fishy must be a real yeast infection of a person, because the crew liked hanging out with her dirty tampon husband instead! The source went on to yap, "Much of the crew didn't mind hanging out with her husband, Chris, but if Gwyneth ever came around, they scattered! Chris is so chill and relaxed and she is just the opposite. Chris has been a crew favorite since the filming of the first movie."
In Fishy's defense, she didn't talk to Mrs. Ryan Reynolds, because ScarJo's tittays are fatty and filled with cholesterol. Fishy only surrounds herself with natural healthiness.
And I know these "Fishy is annoying" stories are a dime a dozen, but I really can't get enough of them. I can totally picture the crew having a zillion laughs with ScarJo when all of a sudden Fishy slithers into the room causing everyone to come down with the dry shits and cotton mouth. Bitch really knows how to eff up your bowel movements.
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Can hardly wait for Chris Martin Groupie Love: The Sex Tape. You KNOW it's just a matter of 3,2,1..
To everyone saying Gweneth suffers from mental illness:
you guys are over analyzing. all Gweneth needs is a Good mile high celebrity style club fuck. thats all. no if no ands, no buts. just dick.
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Sibsi, I respect your opinion and I understand what you mean by difference in workplace environments but I still don't agree that being "just a step above professional" warrants a "bad behavior on set" type article, really..... it's not like she's Lindsay Lohan or JLo...just kinda quiet,I guess....
Stuck up bitch !! Even the daughter looks like a little stuck up snot !
both goopy and scarho are insufferable to watch imo
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I'm with a whole bunch of y'all, but esp. Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 7:16pm.
Gwyneth was hip-pocketed by a sr. agent at CAA back when I was still in college. She's Steven Spielberg's goddaughter and both her parents are mad connected. But it was the BP relationship that put her over the top; and lest she forget she was marketing herself as the MiraMax IT Girl back when MiraMax still mattered. She's no businesss sloughing off these whorew who are tying to build careers without her advantages. We here at DListed can. She can't.
BTW, I meet ScarJo once outside the Met and she was hella cool. Just a normal NY-er chick fiending for a cigarette. I've also met Angie once. Crazy friendly and accessible (this was before her whole thing w/BP was confirmed, so things may be diff now).
That is all.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
Fishsticks sure acts like she has been constipated for 30 years and needs to take a nice big shit.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
Her role is rather "stiff" and "proper", so maybe she's trying to stay in character?
Check out the current issue of VANITY FAIR (has either Farrah or Michael on the cover)
They did a killer parody on Gwynnie's GOOP page!
looks like everyone really does love her. :)
Oh, come on! Anyone trying to act like a diva on the set of IRON MAN TWO needs to lighten the fuck up.
It's IRON MAN!!! Not even the FIRST Iron Man, but a sequel.
One of you is playing a character called Pepper Potts. The other is playing a villain called Black Widow. Get a grip!
And where was RDJ during all of this? I imagine that he would neutralize a lot of the bitchiness just by busting on these two.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
coffeeaddict, I'd normally agree with you, but this is a different situation than just performing a menial task for 8hrs and then fucking off home, so, to me, these stories are interesting.
Paltrow's job involves a certain set of social skills, which include a pleasant personality either when dealing with fans, or with those beneath her in a film set.
After all, making a movie is not the same as watching a machine label bottles of beer @ a Budwiser plant.
Bitch needs to pay attention to people around her and interact with them in a way which doesn't make her come off as an asshat.
While I agree she is overrated, I really hate these stories.... just because you work alongside someone, you're expected to be bff's?What's wrong with just wanting to go to work and do your job? that makes you a mean person? I 'll never understand that
haha love the funny or die clip
never cared for this gal either, from way back when she was dating Brad Pitt.
she really owes her career to Brad Pitt, having fam in the biz helped her A LOT- but dating Brad Pitt in his prime sealed the deal for her, there is no way she could have failed with those connections despite her lack of acting talent and good looks.
Paltrow is one of those actresses who think they are some kind of Jackie O and Audrey Hepburn comb, totally overrated.
That Funny or Die clip is brilliant! :D
Submitted by Just Wondering on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 1:17pm.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f33f8c23ec/gwyneth-paltrow-makes-chicke...
funny ! and spot on.
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lol at the end after she burns her hands
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the end...
You know that the universe is an unjust one if Gwyneth, and not her mother, is the star in that family. Blythe Danner has more talent in a hair follicle than Fishy does in her goop of a body.
Submitted by gia on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 3:55pm.
Of course her & ScarJo would never get along....They both think they are waaaaay smarter & more talented than they actually are...ScarJo strikes me as the type who would be friendly upfront & then talk bad about you behind your back, whereas Fishy would just turn her nose up at you straight to your face.
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I used to like Scarjo, but now I tend to agree with this.
I never get tired of Fishy is a bitch stories either.
i used to like her, way back when.
now...not so much.
wait, what?
Fishy walks around thinking she is so much smarter and hipper then everyone. Her tiny brain does not realize that everyone is laughing at her stupid clown ass.
Gia:ITA!
Fishy ruins everything. Coldplay was an awesome band (Parachutes) right up till Fishy entered the pic. Now they've got those stupid matching jackets, that she probably picked out, and their music sucks (Vida-something-something).
Of course her & ScarJo would never get along....They both think they are waaaaay smarter & more talented than they actually are...ScarJo strikes me as the type who would be friendly upfront & then talk bad about you behind your back, whereas Fishy would just turn her nose up at you straight to your face.
well nepotism sucks always has always will. The talentless ugly offspring always get breaks, while the real good actresses and actors, singers, etc. have to wait until Hollyweird finally figures out that that just because someone is born to a good actor/actress does not make them a good actor/actress. I doubt that will ever happen in my life, but Goopy Gwen, Slutty Kate Hudson, and those hideous Willis children are all a product of nepotism obsessed directots and agents. I cannot understand how Fishy got so popular in the 90's and so unlikeable today, for sure she has an out of control ego, but there is something about her that is just such a turnoff. She acts to above everything, and I never saw that in her in early days...I do feel sorry for Chris he seems like a normal guy, and talented too, I think he was blinded by her stardom at the time, and had no idea such a bitch was lurking underneath all that. She needs to take Vadge to Baskin and Robbins and have a freakin' major bannana split, or twenty and just chill the hell out on there over the top diets and workouts...dayum....
Is it just me, or is she beginning to look like Madonna? All drawn, puckered and thin skinned....just nasty
I just love how assholes like Gwenyth act so rudely towards the crew of the movie. She gets paid millions to play dress-up & make-believe like a 4 year old. Not really a challenging job. The lighting techs have a more difficult job than she does. Actors are such socially retarded cunts.
Hey Gwennie, I have news for you: not everyone loves you and thinks you are great! As a matter of fact, most people think you are ugly, talentless and a worthless bag of shit!
Paltrow has rubbed me wrong since day 1: pretentious, frigid, narcissistic, indecisive twat.
ScarJo is not a fave of mine either.
I can do without the both of them BUT if I had to kick 1 of the 2 out of Hollywood, it would be Goop.
Goop B Gone.
No wonder why Coldplay performs such shitty songs. She looks like an undertaker's muse!
Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.
She's about as fun as rectal surgery. I don't understand what Chris Martin sees in her anyways, but it was clear that he was very smitten with her when their relationship started. At least half of the songs on the XY album are about Fishy. If I was one of his bandmates I would have murdered him.
i wish scarjo wouldve spit onion dip on fish sticks
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The war isn't working.
I get the feeling either one sucks all the air out of a room the moment they walk into it.
I'm Team Gwyneth on this one. The thought of having to make small talk with Scarlett Johannson ONCE is almost beyond comprehension. Having to even consider being faced with that inane bimbo day after day for weeks is a fucking nightmare.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
I get the feeling Fishy is a walking
Dementor.
Just a moment in her company will suck
every ounce of happiness and light out
of your soul.
I don't like Coldplay's music but I still can't figure out why Chris stays with her. He must be a glutton for punishment.
Fishy is just jealous of Scar-Joe's magnificent chi-chi's!
i saw this Lifetime movie once (only God can judge me!) where Gwyneth Paltrow was starring. She actually looked pretty then.
I can't help but wonder what happened to her. She looks really plain and lame....
I'm amazed to hear that Chris Martin visited her on the set. I thought these two split a long time ago and were just waiting for the "right time" to make the announcement.
That stick up her anus is turning into a giant Red Oak tree.
Hmm. I wish I could have my bf just hanging around with me and my coworkers while I work. Hollywood is so weird.
Paltrow just oozes raging self-important humorless bitch.
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Uh oh, Heaven is starting to take out Soccer Moms. - BRADIFUL BITCH 8/13/09
OMG I LOVED the interview with Chris Martin on 60 minutes. He's completely adorable. I don't understand how they are together. Overbearing mother issues not doubt.
(michael sheen's queen, that is)
Such an extreme close up view of fishy's fug mug is scary.
I can even see her pores and the stubble between her eyebrows. This should have a warning label.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
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scarjo probably admitted to not reading "goop" and didn't have a fake british accent...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I always thought Chris was a major douche but I was watcing the 60 minutes interview last night and my honey and I both agree that he seems pretty cool.
I don't think anyone so obsessed with food and fitness can be a happy person. Look at Madge... No wonder those two are friends.
Still... Fishy is just being a cold fish. She's not making everybody's life miserable.
Crash_Override on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 1:41pm.
Madonna, Stella McCartney and Gwyneth Paltrow... Who's the HBIC on that kabbalah summit?
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Madonna wishes.
Stella def.
Madonna, Stella McCartney and Gwyneth Paltrow... Who's the HBIC on that kabbalah summit?
If I was getting paid MILLIONS to show up to a movie set and read lines/act, I would be early, I would be polite/kind and I would be professional.
Submitted by Kandykane on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 1:30pm.
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Inneresting...I just ask b/c I'm in the field. I've worked w/ a lot of borderlines and she doesn't seem to fit the profile as I know it although who knows, she could have some pathological stuff going on. Sad for your friend, though, BPD wreaks some major havoc.
Submitted by BorgQueen on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 1:35pm.
How can Chris Martin and Fishy been together so long?
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He fucks the groupies.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
I like Chris Martin a lot. He always seems so nice in interviews and that's why I always find it odd that he continues to put up with her bitchiness.
She could have won everyone over with a round of non-baconic BLTs.