Hot Slut Of The Week: Johanna Tukiainen
Birthday: 1979ish
Age: 30 (I think)
Birth Name: ?
Original Date of HS of the Day: August 16, 2009
Claim to Fame: Johanna is the pride of Finland! Johanna went from "dancer" to overnight superstar model sensation (not really) after she was involved in a sexting scandal with the Foreign Prime Minister. Since then, Johanna has been forced to work the famewhore stroll even though she's really just a modest and reclusive person. Johanna is doing it for her adoring public.
Where is she now? Johanna continues to be one of Finland's busiest models. Click here to see her portfolio (it's blank).
Why is she HS of the Week? Because Johanna is the Jodie Marsh/Shauna Sand/Orit Fux of Finland! And not only does she a face and body that can make a tube of Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls spontaneously combust, but she also has the voice of a virgin song bird....after being run over by a semi, dragged 500-feet and thrown into a pond full of battery acid. Hear for yourself:
Picture source: Urheiluviikko.net
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Please enjoy more of Johanna and her beautiful 'Playboy' sister Julia:
http://www.dollsdancers.fi/
1000$ question: What are Finnish national colors?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_Maiden
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You are so right johannafan. People can be mean. Actually Johanna is very attractive and a great dancer. I love her singing. She is so much better than our American celebrities.
Some pics & vids of her and more about glamour in Finland:
www.myspace.com/10glam
Mean? All I have said is pretty much directly from her OWN blog and interviews. Hence also my comment about stupid public comments ;)
people are mean! nothing else to say! :(
Dear Tommy. :)
I don't hate anybody,Johanna is so hilarious! That is only positive thing if somebody makes me smile! :)
By the way,sarcasm is one genre of humour,you are perfect in that. ;)
Kale and Kelly are just negative and jealous haters. They need to get a life of their own and stop living through Johanna's glamourous and luxurious life! Viva La Johanna and her army of fans!
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"I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights." - Clay Aiken fans in meltdown due to gay announcement
It seems that scandal make people who otherwise never would have been heard of famous. However, maybe some singing lessons should be in order. She should have enough money to pay for it now. online casino
I have to comment here that her hit single 'headline starlet' or something like that got pretty much banned from the radio waves. Now her agent/producers is suing radio stations for discrimination...
Oh poor, Tuksu, I so enjoy having my eardrums raped.
And johannafan, "...because she signs with own voice.." you can SEE the playback:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0cVDqqA2h4
Muahahaa, Kelly I was thinking exactly the same thing, because of the stupid typing errors. "Fan" is most likely Johanna herself.
I really want to hear her explanations this time, like comparing herself to Céline Dion...
Actually,Kale didn't tell untruths! She is a big joke in Finland. :D WHO ON EARTH CAN BE JEALOUS TO HER??! XD
By the way.. I bet that "Johannafan" is Johanna herself; this is not the first time when she comes to forum and admires herself ;)
FUNNIEST thing is that people always realize that because she is always using the same typos and words, (like "Johanna is gorgeous,glamorous,sexy,woman with the big W") she get pinched ;)
How sad.. And funny! So let's enjoy when the saint "Johannafan" comes and tell us same "truths" than always. :D
(Better get some popcorns,I think)
Gotta love the middle fingers;
http://www.seiska.fi/viihdeuutiset/_a97173/
Injured Klingon.
http://www.seiska.fi/viihdeuutiset/_a95390/
http://www.seiska.fi/viihdeuutiset/_a98691/tony+halme+ja+tuksu+saunasess... This is her and her trainwreck ex-parliament member/ex-boxer/called the president a lesbian-scandal boyfriend.
http://www.seiska.fi/haku/?r=true&q=johanna+tukiainen&x=0&y=0
Pics and stuff, but in Finnish.
Too bad you don't understand Finnish guys... there's so much lulz about this girl. lol.
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Your local Finnish village idiot.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful?
tommie is real geltleman! johanna will be playboy model in one year, johanna was born to be a galmour model!
So true Johannafan! Ms. Tukiainen is truly an incredible stunner that deserves to be worshipped worldwide. Anyone hatin' is just jealous!
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"I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights." - Clay Aiken fans in meltdown due to gay announcement
kale is lieing! johanna is a well knonw glamour model in miami and is very talented! some people are jelous it makes johanna sad! :(
The man was our Minister for Foreign Affairs, and he was forced to resign after the scandal.
It seems she has some fans, but personally I cannot undertand how anyone can admire this person who drinks quite a lot, uses meds, cannot sing or dance and with her stupid public comments shows her level of intelligence.
She has also claimed that someone tried to kill and poison her when she was in hospital (because of malaria). She has some gauze on her face on the video cause she had a drunken fight with some of her friends.
She also had own reality show, but they had to cancel it after couple of days because everyone was too drunk and they were just fighting.
Oh right she also made it to news, telling how her sister got attacked in the middle of night by 4 ghostly demons, who demanded the sister to cook them some food...
I know a lot about her, hence I must be a fan too ;D
the guy was NOT a prime minister..
And she sings "meikkipussi" =makeup bag in 1.17 :D
she so truly hated in finland..
johannafan - you are so right! I bet it's the jealous haters that have altered the images to make her look worse because they can't match her unparallelled beauty!
I heard her single has been number one on the Finnish charts for twelve weeks in a row - is this true?
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"I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights." - Clay Aiken fans in meltdown due to gay announcement
pictures donot look johanna! johanna is very beutiful and glamorous in real! she is also very brave because she signs with own voice, not every star does!
I have never before been so proud to be a Finn! *sniffles*
And for those who are wondering, she really IS 30 years old. Its just her horrid fake tan and 2 inch make up covering her fat face making her look like 50.
She also has a sister, they are both "dancers". If you cannot get enough of their beauty, check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n9sgzJI4qI&feature=PlayList&p=201E6491EE...
I really hope they enter her into Eurovision next year.
She makes Beyouncy sound good!
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Bless you MichaelK for bringing more attention to this superstar! I hope she's the Hot Slut of the Month. She's just too amazing for words! I hope she launches an international singing career from this.
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"I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights." - Clay Aiken fans in meltdown due to gay announcement
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:38pm.
YA!...did she sing "make a pussy" at 1:17?
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LMAO
i totally heard that hahahahhahaha
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
YA!...did she sing "make a pussy" at 1:17?
Hot Slut...why not?
Ok, I took the bait and listened to her "singing".
Harsh. Really. Harsh.
And can someone explain why a Prime Minister would have risked his job for this gem? Dayum.
Ug. Man face. Not deserving of HSOTW!!!
Every country should have its own hot slut of the day.
http://www.beyondrace.com
Lardass
Yah, how much for sucky suck in back of Volvo?
She's actually born in 1978 and it's in (Finnish)Wikipedia so... her age must be pretty correct! :D
Oh and hey, this bitch is tough. She survived malaria. She got into magazines for weeks because of it... ;)
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Your local Finnish village idiot.
What the hell is on her face at the end of that video? Gross.
Oh that song is pathetic! She's hardly even trying. Thanks for the translation BobbaFett. I guess we all have our niche. I'm the sexy wet dream of people that Yahoo IM! LOL!
Ugh. There must be ZERO hot women in Finland if the foreign prime minister was willing to fuck this beast. She's gross.
Oh yes... hothotHOT. sex on legs for sure. don't know many scandinavian women who wouldn't like mr. mikkelsen.
Submitted by sonne on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 2:42pm.
Mads Mikkelsen for HS (BobaFett's AV pic)! At least he's a hot scandinavian with real talent. :)
OMG! Y'all are cracking me up in here! ZOMAY!!!
Submitted by LA on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 2:41pm.
Wait, how did this bitch beat the famewhore squirrel of Canada?
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She crushed it like a walnut between her heavenly thighs.
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Bottom-feeder.
LMAO, why did I abuse my ears and eyes again?
Mads Mikkelsen for HS (BobaFett's AV pic)! At least he's a hot scandinavian with real talent. :)
Wait, how did this bitch beat the famewhore squirrel of Canada?
She has Heidi (Speidi) hair. Ha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDN0knl-enI&feature=player_embedded
Bwaaaaaa ha ha ha
On her website, it says she has done modeling for Absolute Vodka. It's Absolut, dumbass!
30? Bitch, pleez. If your going to lie about your age, at least be in the ballpark.
Did they really throw acid on her face or was it some kind of plastic surgery gone wrong?
Oh and her face in this video... She was beaten up (she fell over because of her fat ass) in June. I really wasn't that surprised.
The song is about her being the wet daydream of every guy who all want to text her... sigh...
I think Leonardo found his next lady.
If that's 30, I'm a nun.
It's like if Lil' Kim had a chubby, busted, little white sister.
MK.
I. Love. You. for choosing Johanna as the HS of the Week.
She gives me the creeps and I will be having nightmares for the motnhs to come but this was SO worth it.
Hey I am impressed. I didn't even know Britney Spears spoke this language.