Tuesday, August 18th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 17th!
The Running of the Camel Toes. - Raul Duke
Runners-up:
Due to the recession, Girls Gone Wild has been downgraded to Girls Gone Mild. - Impertinent Vixen
TYRAnnosaurus Wrecks. - Plecostomus
Tomorrow's newspaper is going to be flooded with editorials by 2nd amendment opponents saying "see what can go wrong?" - fmdoom
Photo Credit: Warner Bros./Michael Loccisano
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@kokoskitten: hey i blacked out in union square yesterday !
See, koko, we shouldn't dismiss the powers of Tyra Banks. She is an immortal!
Good job horz!!!!!
Godd job horz!!!!!
Thanks guys! Congratz Raul! And to Pleco and fmdoom.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
@ Ryan Fischer
hey i blacked out in union square yesterday !
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
Hunter S. Thompson
I don't know why, but Mindy McCready breaks my heart. I couldn't tell you one song she sings, but ever since I heard about her life I get the sads. Her mother used to take her to bars when she was 13 and make her sing (with an illegal ID). She got picked up by Roger Clemens when she was either 15 and he was 28 or 17 and he was thirty (either way, icccck). They carried on for 1o yrs, she meets some sleazeball who beat her, she gets hooked on drugs (not necessarily in that order) and she lost custody of her son to her mom(another piece of work). For some reason though, I pity her, and I can't figure out why. I'm looking fwd to seeing her on Celebrity Rehab.
As for the threesomes...bfd. I've done them (tho never taped them...and wish I had). But who carries that shit ontheir computer??? duh!!!
Congrats to Raul Duke, Impertinent Vixen, Plecostomus! Great company to be in. Jazzy should be the winner every day.
How did jennajenna's "America's Next Muffin Top Model" not win?
Where did the photo go? Hate when celebutards make MK take photos down. When you don't have a sense of humor about yourself, it just makes you look even worse to everyone.
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
Funny!! Good job winners.
Big congrats to Raul Duke!! Also congratulations to slutty runners-up: Impertinent Vixen, Plecostomus, and fmdoom!!! Way to go all, very funny stuff!!
WINNAH WINNAHS! I know all you hwores too.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Raul! IV! Pleco! I normally don't comment on this thread, but those are funny captions! My favorite dl whores are funny!
Fm- don't know you, but good job too!
I know it's a little late to the game: This may explain why I blacked out after being in Union Square yesterday and woke up covered in blood with scratch marks on my back spelling out, "TyTy's candy." And here I thought Tyra's pseudo-Maenid-Maryann impersonation failed miserably!
Congrats, Raul Duke! You really crack me up every time.
Congrats too to mah fellow bridesmaids ImpertinentVixen and fmdoom. And I agree - I thought jazzy's 'The bomb still ringing in his ears, Abdullah looks around heaven and thinks, "meh."' shoulda been there.
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Bottom-feeder.
Thank you whorzs!
Congrats Raul Duke, Impertinent Vixen, Plecostomus & fmdoom! Hilarious Pleco!
Congrats Raul, IV, Pleco, and fmdoom!
Also liked jazzy's cap:
'The bomb still ringing in his ears, Abdullah looks around heaven and thinks, "meh."'
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Van Morrison: Days Like This
Kudos Raul! Congrats also to IV, Pleco and fmdoom!
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
It's raining menopause!
Tyra: Inventor of the flash-flesh-flab-mob.
Women's magazine... Men's magazine! See the difference?
The George Clooney International Fan Club's Summer Wingding.
America's Next Muffin Top Model
Throw your hands in the air, if you...sort of care about how you'd rather celebrate in a skin colored leotard instead of a bikini. Cuz your fat.
They tried this with Oprah's audience but half of Chicago went blind.
A few minutes into the routine, and Jennifer realized she wasn't at the yoga class
Told ya I could get a bunch of drunk girls to strip to the Hokey Pokey....
That's an amazing statue of a man on a horse. It even comes with real horse shit underneath it.
Muffin tops and stinky beavers, these are a few of my favorite things...
Pity the poor soul assigned to pavement cleaning.
Proving the point that sweaty beavers do indeed smell more than sweaty balls.
Never leave fish out too long
Feminine hygiene products boycott in Central Park causes big stink.
Killing flies and other vermin in Central Park the organic way.
Open auditions for Housewives of New York City
Annual muffin top and cankles parade in Central Park
Ladies, I'll give you a Krispy Kreme if you drop trou.
Ty Ty: Smile,girls, you´ve been PUNK´D!
CENTRAL PORK...
Tyra Mia!
Instead of writing a comment, can I just email you a photo of me vomiting?
Tyra's real diet secret: Surround yourself with people who are fatter than you.
Guess which ones have Jude Law Babies. try to guess, the number is higher than you'd think.
You know its bad when 150 bottomless women hail a cab and a NYC cabbie wont pull over because the smell is offensive to HIM......
"Gimme a C. Gimme a U. Gimme a N. Gimme a T. What's that spell?"
Now ladies follow Tyra to the Kool-Aid.
Inspired by the unexplainable popularity of her FIVEhead, Tyra expoits the commercial potential of her forty-four "cheeks".
Tyra Banks and friends pay tribute to her idol Leonardo Dicaprio. They call themselves the "Leo Tards".