Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which D-list relationship recently ended when the gal found out her man's secret vice was boy-on-boy action? (Gatecrasher
PleasebeReggieBushPleasebeReggieBushPleasebeReggieBush... But since that's unlikely, I'll guess Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnson (it was too easy to pass up) or Demi Lovato and Trace Cyrus?
This A list director passed out during a premiere of his latest movie. When people tried to help him out of the theatre they noticed he had wet himself and his seat. Nice. (CDAN)
Quentin Tarantino? Dude needs a membership to the Diaper of the Month Club.
This B+ reality star and sometime actress has her very own diet plan. She is so pleased with it she wanted to try and market it. She actually approached her agent and said, "I have a great diet plan and I want to sell it." "What is it?" the agent asked. "It's this pill called Adderall. I take it and then I am not hungry for days." (CDAN)
Ceiling Eyes?
This very good looking C+ list movie actor who doesn't work as much as you would think was in a convenience store. There were two people in line in front of him and after waiting patiently for about two seconds pushed them out of the way and said he needed to go first. When the clerk told him he would have to wait his turn, our actor screamed and yelled and then walked out. He opened the door so hard that it broke off its hinges. (CDAN)
Nick Zano, star of Beverly Hills Chihuahua? Although he may be borderline E-list.
This isn't so much of an example as bad drug behavior but it is drug related. This A list country music singer with a sterling reputation is also a huge meth dealer. Well actually it is his road manager that does the dealing. Our singer just gets the majority of the profits. (CDAN)
Kenny Chesney? And if it is, this blind item should read "tina dealer" instead of "meth dealer." Speak Kenny's language!
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quentin tarintino and oliver stone both need diapers from taking it up the butt too much...michael moore is ok; all that fat on his ass makes it hard for even some john holmes wannabe to do damage.
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 3:32pm.
#5 = Don't Know, but there were a lot of strung-out kids at the Brad Paisley concert I attended this summer.
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One was just killed on her way home from a BP concert (other kids in her car were injured) by a "drunk" driver. Hmmm.
1 - Speidi
2 - Tarantino
3 - Denise Richards
4 - Matt Dillon
4 - George Strait (ha ha, kidding!)
Provolone, maybe it's Biden? ;) He's a politician so you know he has some filthy juicy little skeletons in the closet.
Barring that, I'll say maybe.... Leanne Rimes? Everybody says he hubby is gay, and it might explain why they split even though he didn't seem to care that she was fucking someone else. Or maybe it is the aforementioned Regie Bush.
With 2, I think I'll call Tarantino too. The alternatives are Judd Apatow and Stephen Sommers and I don't think you could call them A-list.
3 must be blonde. I'll call Denise Simpson. Maybe Paris Hilton?
5... no clue. It's not Mr. Kidman bc he doesn't have a sterling reputation and she'd kill him with her marble brow if he risked her rep. Chesney seems too worried about being gay to risk it.
ItISReggieBushItISReggieBushItISReggieBush. Michael, Michael, Michael, I've been telling you for over a year that the bush-man swings the other direction. I have no gaydar except for him, for some peculiar reason.
Keith Urban doesn't have a "sterling" reputation. He's been a drug abuser/alcholic in rehab. So that one doesn't fly.
I just think it's a bunch of BS like many of these blind items that rarely pan out.
Madame Lollipop could be right about Urban, but I agree with sushi that is too risky for someone making big bucks already.
Kenny Chesney is too busy keeping his closet door shut to get involved any drug trade. There is just one reference to gender (his road manager). Wouldn't it be a hoot if it was Reba.
I'm with Imperial Whore on the first one.
The second one must be Woody Allen!
The third one I refuse to believe.
#4 Is Sean Astin considered very handsome? He sure hasn't been in any movies lately. Can't think of any real hotties who could be considered underexposed.
No clue about the last one.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
1- KK and Ne-Yo?
2- Tarantino def.....
3- Parasite Hilton?
4- ASSton Kutcher? (but he is not very good looking, he is very average if anyything....)
5- Mr. Nicole Kidman?
A-List country music star?
KENNY ROGERS!!! Say it ain't so!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
I think the last one is BS. An A list country music star has loads of money. Why risk it? Would make more sense if it were some country music star who was struggling.
But it would be delicious if it were Tim McGraw.
These are hard. I HOPE it was Tarentino. HATE him.
C+ list movie actor...Ashton Kutcher?
Um, the first one is totally Orlando Bloom and his Brendan Fraser look-a-like, Miranda Kerr.
I can't tell you how it pains me to type this, because I idolize and adore him, but the "sterling reputation" sounds like George Strait. EVERYBODY in the biz loves him and he's never had a scandal.
Might also be Alan Jackson, who has a pretty good rep since he took full responsibility for screwing around on Denise about a decade ago.
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" I guess the Americans with Disabilities Act needs to be revisited again to include “Republican” as a form of mental impairment because this has gotten out of hand. " ~~ Helen Philpot
Toby Keith?
Adderall is legally prescribed speed.
Trace Atkins for the last?
STSU: Elizabeth shanon and the dude from dancing with the has beens....
Yeah, that's Derek Hough. And he's mormon! Like Shannon Elizabeth wouldn't have been escandalo enough.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Adderall is just legal speed. It'll make you almost as thin, and age you almost as much. Whoever the actress is, MK will be calling her methface in a couple of years, and she'll be like, "but I never did *real* meth..."
Tim McGraw or Toby Keith for the last one.
#1, his 'vice' is guys? Hmmm, can vice mean vice president. AHA! Barry Soetero loves dick! Goddam Reds
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Can Adderall be gotten in England? Hmm.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
#1 Justin Gaston and Miley Cyrus.
Memo to self, get Adderall.
The First one is Elizabeth shanon and the dude from dancing with the has beens, they tweeted the end of their relationship.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
#1 = Nick Lachey & Vanessa Manilla Wafer
#2 = Opie?
#3 = Denise Richards
#4 = Me?
#5 = Don't Know, but there were a lot of strung-out kids at the Brad Paisley concert I attended this summer.
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
Tim McGraw for the last one?
Gotta get me some Alderall or whatever it is...