A McSteamy Sex Tape (Co-Starring The Noxzema Girl And Some Former Miss Teen USA)
I knew that when I woke up this morning and thought to myself, "Please let today bring a Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart/Kari Anne Peniche fuck tape," the sex tape gods would not let me down and answer my prayers! Gawker got a hold of a 12-minute tape starring Eric Dane, his wife Rebecca Gayheart and Miss Teen USA 2002 Kari Anne Peniche.
Kari Ann is a fucking gem! Bitch lost her Miss Teen USA crown, because she posed nude in Playboy. She was also engaged to Aaron Carter (that says everything.) Recently, Kari Ann was on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, but got kicked off for punching a camera dude. Gawker also says that Kari Ann is a known Hollywood madam.
In the clip that Gawker posted, there's not any fucking going on. It's just the three of them, hanging around nekkid while looking higher than an Amy Wino at midnight. Seriously, bitches be smoking or snorting something. Unfortunately, Gawker censored McSteamy's peen and that's all we really care about. Fleshbot is apparently going to give us the goods later. For you titty lovers out there, they didn't censor Rebecca or Kari Ann's boobies.
Gawker also has a picture on their site from The National Enquirer of Rebecca sitting in a bath tub holding a crack pipe. HA! Who knew this bitch was such a hot piece of trash?! I mean, she went from Noxzema Girl to child killer to crackie and now sex tape star?! Bitch is taking Eric Dane down with her. Or should say, she "drownded" Eric Dane.
Click here to see the clip, but don't blame me for you getting blue balls due to the lack of sexing going on. I've already warned you.
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Gross. I'm not saying they're doing anything wrong, but I just find it sad and gross. Just my opinion.
All three of these dirty slags look like they could use a good cleaning with a fire hose.
Interesting fact - these two introduced Charlie Sheen to his current wife/babymomma....
The next person to 'accidentally' release a sex tape will most probably be Jon Goselin with Kate 1.0, Kate 2.0, or Kate 3.0, or all three of them at once. Possum meets Eyebrows, meets Star reporter meets Beer Belly. I can just picture Kate stroking his beer belly and saying "oh jon you're so hawt, lets make some more babies"
Mckiddie releases sex tape soon once he sees all the attention one can garner from it and after that it will officially be the death of the sex tape for publicity
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Eric nor his dick have any sex appeal.
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Wasn't there an item on CDAN a little while ago about this couple? Something about her having an out of control drug habit and him being so over her that he would only sleep with her if there was a third in the bed. Also implied that he was afraid to leave her because of her drug habit and suicide threats. He comes off closeted to me.
awwwwwww yeaaaahhhhhhh
those two just went from yawn to, um.. not yawn
I needed a good nite sleep abd this knocked me out its boring as shit. Zzzzzzz
boring tape boring people
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No lie I always felt something was strange about their relationship...
Kari Ann Peniche will be on Dr. Drew Pinsky’s new VH1 reality show ‘Celebrity Rehab: Sex Edition’. It will appear in the Fall I believe. She's already been thrown out after she became violent towards the cast and crew and started throwing vases at them.
She's had a very abusive and violent life starting as a child, teen model, and first boyfriend who was a doctor and ten years older.
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Who???
And what's the big deal about people having sex? Even if there is a tape?
Gross? Yes.
Stupid? Yes.
I really just don't care.
more celbrities cracked out, how interesting
I knew there had to be a reason he stayed with her child killing ass.
He already lost brownie points for being married to her (aren't they best friend's with Sienna's ex Getty?). He'll be lucky if he can keep his job. I mean he just looked like an idiot. I'm sure producers and directors won't be knocking on his door to hire him. I don't think he'll be taking part in an X-Men 4
Damn these idiots are pathetic. See I told! Celebrities are a bunch of sluts! You just never know what these people are capable of behind closed doors. i used to like Eric Dane. NOT ANYMORE! It looks like he's had WAY too many Big Macs in that picture.
I definitely have to rethink this whole Will Smith/Jada situation. But I'm trying to keep myself from imagining TOO much. Yuck.
I have no idea why I'm shocked about this. I guess they actually seemed like a normal couple. I guess there's no such thing. And why the fuck can't these people learn not to film themselves. How the hell do these things get "leaked"?! Do they just leave their memory cards around in their car or sitting on the coffee table? WTF
Submitted by Reese2029 on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:10pm.
Everybody's a loser in this sad threesome.
And McSteamy loses credibility about his marriage. After all these years, he still loves sleeping with his wife--as long as she brings somebody else.
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Yeah, well maybe SHE'S the one who brought somebody else cuz HE'S a bum lay...Yeah, lousy in bed, I said it...I'll tell ya, that ain't no joke to put up with...I'd hire a ho in a heartbeat if my meal ticket was a lousy lay...Less work for me...He's hot put he's got "lousy lay" tattooed on his fo'heed in the above pic. I don't even have to watch the vid and I don't haveta ax why they dint show no fuck times...HE'S A LOUSY LAY!!!
...by the way, I'm sooooo not bitter...
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HA! I couldn't even watch that entire little snippet because it was so incredibly lame. And this quote from their lawyer (posted on Gawker) is pretty damn funny: "From what I've seen it's a naked tape, not a sex tape." Singer added, "At most it's 3 people maybe wanting to have sex."
Never bought that mc Steamy shit. He looks weak. Like the kind of guy who would balk and back down from a fight. Puss face.
Gayheart is a cunt. I would not be able to function if I killed a kid (even if it was 'an accident' she was sure in a rush driving that day. Signs are there for a reason, yes they apply to us all..) and this disgusts me. I hope this fucks their careers.
As a commenter said- this shit is the norm in H Wood. Yet another reason I am glad for my comparatively pedestrian lifestyle. I like normal. This shit would be so hollow and depressing. Druggies yakking AT each other. Christ is there anything more fucking annoying?
It would be interesting to find out who leaked this tape.
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Everybody's a loser in this sad threesome.
And McSteamy loses credibility about his marriage. After all these years, he still loves sleeping with his wife--as long as she brings somebody else.
http://www.elle.com/Entertainment/Men-We-Love/Great-Dane
Even though his "thing" was censored, it doesn't seem very big. JSing.
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I think I know who this blind item is about:
"Which celebrity couple is nicknamed “Bye-bi STI” for their habit of picking up men or women for threesomes… and leaving them with sexually transmitted infections? (3am Girls)"
Sorry. Another double post.
Watching this dumb bitch getting fucked up, knowing she killed a child, is making me really irritated at the stoner shit that Megan Fox and her body double Brad Pitt are putting out.
MizRo, it's me, "non vocabulum"! I wonder if you remember me.
And I agree: Gayface is a murderer.
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What a load of shit. What the fuck is wrong with these Hollywood people? So fuckin gross.
That "sex" tape is boring, all they do is talk talk talk talk talk talk and look boring and stupid.
Want to know something? this is exactly what I think Brangelina looks behind that grotto where Bradley claims they have sex... except add a huge mirror where they keep on watching themselves talking and listening to their own voices.
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They have that freak-nasty, swinging couple look!
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There was no doing it. WTF? It was just a bunch of dumb people talking. Is there a doing it tape?
The sad thing is I bet this is the norm in Hollywood, not the painted-up-dressed-up-red-carpet people they all pretend to be.
Cesspool...
Wow. Gross, stupid three people. My skin crawled through the whole minute and a half.
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That was even sadder than the Gene Simmons sex tape.
Submitted by Kandykane on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 6:46pm.
Another bunch of fried loser. Rebecca Gayheart hit and killed a child with her car. A few months later she rolled another car into two parked cars .... now I know why. That bitch should be on her knees doing penance for the child she killed. Instead of that, she behaves like just another hollywood loser on crack.
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Couldn't have said it better. This immature 'celeb' has arrested development.
Honestly, how do three people with a combined IQ of 85 even know how to operate a camera?
I like when the disgraced beauty queen kept saying she "drownded" the quacking toy. She said it like 5x. Her IQ is 10, no wait, it's 7. Gayheart and Dane are geniuses by comparison.
I'm just waiting for the sex tape where there are 2 dudes at the pleasure of one woman.. geesh, this 2 girls and one guy is so old already.
Another bunch of fried loser. Rebecca Gayheart hit and killed a child with her car. A few months later she rolled another car into two parked cars .... now I know why. That bitch should be on her knees doing penance for the child she killed. Instead of that, she behaves like just another hollywood loser on crack.
Is it wrong that I'd ride Eric's cock all night even though he looks like shit!
She is not a Miss Teen USA!!! She was a former Miss Teen United States....different pageant and title.
Fuck You Rebecca Gayheart!!! I can't believe I defended your ass after that accident. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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I don't care enough to Google it, but I think Gayheart killed the kid when she refused to wait in a stopped line of traffic on Ventura Blvd, then went flying down the middle turn lane as the kid was crossing. Speculating wildly, that might make you messed in da head if you weren't already.
Okay, soooo does this McBloaty guy have a big di*K or what??? BOOORING crackheads!
Mizro,
what has Gayheart to hide?
her image took a serious tumble after that car accident she was involved in..
this right here doesn't help but it doesn't hurt her image further.
i watched this vid, it is not hot, it is not interesting.
just 3 high, drunken peeps talking shit (boring)
the brunette sounds and looks like straight up trash!
reminds me of my mid twenties....do you think it'll bring rebecca's price
down or shoot it up??
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2 Skanks, 1 Tub.
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Bottom-feeder.
McSteamy looks like McIceCreamy. Rebecca has no tits which is a recipe for lesbianism I'm not interested in. Not to mention two skanks smoking in a tub is fucking nasty anyway.
Rebecca has been rumored to be a heroin addict for years. Lainey has mentioned it more than once. Does not look like an ecstasy binge and heroin could explain the lack of sex. People on x like to get busy (erm, so I've heard....)
She is a child killer, so nothing she does surprises me. If we're not going to incarcerate her, I just want her to go away and live a life of impoverished obscurity - which I'm sure would be just as horrifying to her. Loathe the bitch.
Let's see now: Isaiah Washington booted for allegedly saying homophobic things at T.R. Knight. T.R Knight bolting from the show because he wants out and presumably time to dote on his twink. Katherine Heigl getting a well-deserved rep for seeing you next Tuesday. Now McSeamy, his trainwreck wife and another stank ho making a sex tape which couldn't be *more* pathetic if it also featured Wino, Blohan and Kerry Katona cutting lines on their taints.
Why am I so sick of the cast of this show and I've *never* *seen* *one* episode*?
I fell asleep watching that.
There has been a picture floating around of Rebecca with a crack pipe for a while now. Dat be old news. I think this just solved about a dozen blind items about the married couple with the female who "likes woman better anyway" though.
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... and they're suing, uh-huh, do they realize that once it hits the Internet they're already fucked? then twice with no lube when the video reaches any router overseas?
http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/17/sex-tape-eric-dane-rebecca-gayheart-threes...
Duh TMZ, it's not spelled peniche it's PEEN-ISH!