Another Housewife Is About To Get Evicted
Get ready to add Lynn Curtin's name to the long list of hos from The Real Housewives series who have been kicked out of their humble abodes due to not paying their bills! TMZ says that while the cameras were rolling, Lynn received an eviction notice from her landlord telling her to pay $12,000 or take her leathery ass elsewhere. Stupid ass Lynn probably said thank you when she received the eviction notice, because she thought it was a love letter or some shit.
The eviction notice states that Lynn and her husband have not paid a $10,000 security deposit for the house they rent in Laguna Beach. They also owe landlord another $2,400 for other fees. AND they recently got their utilities shut off, because they didn't pay for that shit either.
The electricity in Lynn's head has been turned off for years, so this probably isn't a big deal to her. Actually, she probably didn't even notice. This IS the dumb dumb who didn't even know if she had air conditioning in her house.
I guess Curtin's Cuffs (formerly Cuff Luv) never became the worldwide fashion sensation Lynn thought it was going to be.
And coming soon to Bravo: The Real Housewives of the Projects starring Lynn, Jeana, Sheree, Lisa Wu, NeNe and Tamra! Honestly, that sounds like a hot show.
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I was doing a search on Curtain cuffs and found this site with the same story. So somebody is copying your stuff. In case you are interested the url is: http://www.absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/17/its-curtains-for-lynne-curtin/
I wish the young women who tan would look at old skanks like this bitch, because this is what they'll look like beginning in their 30s.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 7:51pm.
Real Housewives of the YWCA.
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LMMFAO!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
This seriously pissed me off, I am hoping some others will get angry as well and help by contacting the D.A.:
No charges in death of St. Martinville infant left in car
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS • August 18, 2009
ST. MARTINVILLE, La. — District Attorney Phil Haney says criminal charges will not be pursued against the mother of a 5-month-old child who died of heat stroke after being left in a car while the woman was at work.
In a written statement Monday, Haney said the death appeared to be a “tragic accident.”
Keiland Rebert died June 11 after his mother, Desiree Richard Rebert, left the young boy in the back seat of her car for several hours while she was at work.
She told St. Martinville Police she discovered the infant in the back seat while driving to pick him up, apparently unaware that she had never dropped him off in the morning.
DISTRICT ATTORNEY
Phil Haney
Courthouse Bldg., Suite 200
300 Iberia Street
New Iberia, LA 70560
Ph: 369-4420
She looks like a tranny.
Love the dog and her make-up.
And the flabbery arm tells us her real age! :)
Another one??? When Teresa loses her gawdy, onyx, marble and granite Joisey palace...proof there is a Real Housewives jinx!
Jeez, next season these bitches are gonna be parked in a double wide in Tustin.
Madame S. ROFLMAO
quit (Lyn fav word)"chillaxin" Lyn and get a real job! :)
BRAVo will probably put them up somewhere; gotta keep those hos happy!
""The Real Housewives of the Projects starring Lynn, Jeana, Sheree, Lisa Wu, NeNe and Tamra!""- ROFLMAO M.K. :D
"So what, no f**kin' ziti now?"- A.J.
This entire show needs to be fucking evicted!
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Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 8:49pm.
That's what I mean. They probably just determined it wasn't worth going through with the lease.
Maybe, Ryan. I dunno. But they're still on the hook for the entire lease, less what the owner is able to rent it for to someone new.
That's what I mean. They probably just determined it wasn't worth going through with the lease.
Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 8:16pm.
They rented 2 months ago.
Not to rain on the "hate parade," but these people aren't paying bills because they can't afford it, they're not paying because the place is not worth as much anymore, and they can rent a better place for cheaper. I just moved into a pretty high-end building, and people are walking away from $100K downpayments because the vaue of the condo is not worth as much as they agreed to when they put it under contract last year. The really wealthy have the ability to let that money go because they know if they move into another place right now, they will get a better return on investment. That's what happened to the woman in RHOA, and that's what's happening here. It just makes financial sense. They are probably nowhere near broke.
HEY JIM....right on!
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Whatta bunch of broke bitches! That's what they get for spending all their doe on bad plastic surgery!
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Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 7:35pm.
Wait a minute! I thought this bitch fell off a stage and broke her shoulder!?!!???
Word was the band cancelled its tour!
I'ma gonna assume you posted this on the right thread and LMAO.
LOL Madam S!
Save the Dachshund!
Not to sound like I enjoy seeing people in financial ruins, because I don't, but these Howives getting evicted seems like good karma at work.
Perhaps this will teach people to not live beyond their means?
Who am I kidding? Soon as this recession is over, next generation will have forgotten everything that happened, or blame it all on one party, but still, maybe a few will learn something from this.
Real Housewives of the YWCA.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Wait a minute! I thought this bitch fell off a stage and broke her shoulder!?!!???
Word was the band cancelled its tour!
I'ii take the dog in. Lynn and her alkie daughter can find themselves a sugar daddy. Her husband and second daughter can join the Housewives of the Projects Show. Now THAT sounds like a good show!
shiiiiiiit deez hos cant dern pay dem damn billz!
Real Housewives of the Projects would be a better show. We could learn how to feed a family of 6 on Cheeze Whiz, Spam and Generic Potato Chip soup for a month and still afford a weave and nails!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
They need to put my ass on a reality show, I'll show you how it's done. These overspending tarts aren't housewives of any sort. I hope all those twats get evicted, except Jeana[I still <3 her :P]. I haven't even watched anything this season so I have no idea wtf is going on. Thank eff for MK to keep me abreast(HA!) of the OC Housewhore news!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
haha these women are such losers. The housewives I know pay their bills on time, make a dollar stretch like no one's biz and wouldn't dream of being evicted. In fact, they all own their own houses. 'Real housewives' my ass. The only real thing about these women and their paste jewelry is the fact that they are bunch of brokeass losers. That be real.
This hag and her husband/patsy/victim have money. They're banking on the landlord not wanting to spend the money to drag their white trash asses to Court to recoup the outstanding rent money.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 6:19pm.
Poor dog.
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I feel sorrier for the one in red. Wait, what?
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Bottom-feeder.
Poor dog.
I'll take in that gorgeous doxie, but that bitch can sleep in the street.
they probably just moved into it for the show...to qualify...
probably live down on skank ho row
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Damn, don't any of these people own houses?
What the hell is wrong with these asswipes? Pay your damn bills.
BITCH CAN LIVE IN MY BACKYARD, BUT SHE IS GOING TO HAVE TO SHARE THE SHITBOX WITH THE CAT!!
It's so sad that such a relevant designer and GORGEOUS TV Star has so many problems - all of which were not brought on by herself, but by people who are jealous of her beauty, her doggy, and her limitless abilities.
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What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
The security deposit is not much use to the owner if you get to pay half of it a month after moving in. And how bad are things if the utilities are being turned off within the first 60 days? The govt rarely moves that quickly.
Notice how they all have money for everything they "want" but not for what they "need" (Utilities, accomodation etc) What a bunch of stupid twats.
....and this is why the jersey girls are the smartest ones for using cash.
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THE ONLY FUCKING PEOPLE WHO 'RENT' IN LAGUNA ARE ROCK STARS AND TOURISTS..THESE FUCKS ARE A FUCKING FRAUD LIKE THIS STUPID FUCKING SHOW. I WILL TAKE A PISS ON THIS BITCH AND HER DOG ON MY WAY BACK TO MY HOUSE IN DANA POINT, WHICH I PAY FOR!!
what fucking trash all these "ladies" are...my favorite depression era grandma always taught me if you can't afford it don't buy it...it's not like there was a payoff in the looks department for any of these sluts either...
The look in her doggie's eyes sums it allllll up.
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The problem with these whores are they ignore all their bills, and just keep on paying for plastic surgery, Louboutins, Birkin Bags, etc. But wait the electric has to be paid?, oh no, fuck that, we will live by candlelight, its much more romantic and I look good in candlelight.
Wait the mortgage has to be paid?, oh no, fuck that, we have at least 6-8 months before we're evicted, I will find a rich man to help me out before the time actually comes to move out.
Don't these ho's make any money from the show?
Does this mean poor Poochi's also going to end up on the streets?
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Bottom-feeder.
Pay your bills people
I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...