Tuesday, August 18th 2009

Hot Sluts Of The Day!

Vogue Evolution from America's Best Dance Crew - The Glittery Gays of YouTube have jumped off the internet and onto TV screens everywhere! These 5 fieeeerce children of the disco ball are killing hos on this season of MTV's America's Best Dance Crew and they are going all the way! I mean, what other dance crew can make your no-no pucker like it's been sucking on a lemon? Only they can. And the hot piece in drag is fiercing harder than Sasha Fierce times infinity. Witness sparkly poetry in motion below. You might want to pinch your nipple holes while you watch unless you're okay with rainbows shooting out of them this early in the morning.


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Posted by: Michael K


woodhorse's picture

Wow, they were so Gay they turned Mario DownLopez Gay. Mario turned into a glittery NoNo hole right before my eyes.

yucko's picture

Super-tall and/or lanky people don't look right dancing.

Miss Malevolent's picture

Yeah the Transgendered girl is kind of sloppy.

They did great on this performance, but they are no way no day going to go farther than:

Rhythm City
Beat Ya Feet Kings
Southern Movement
We Are Heroes
Massive Monkees (unfortunate name)

I honestly believe the top three are going to be:

Rhythm City, We are Heroes and Massive Monkees

Pai-Jzu's picture

I'm not sure skin-tight sparkly spandex is the best look for the slightly larger member of the group...

"I've got one word to say to you, Kim ..."

Mario said that everytime they come on...they make him smile. I think the tranny is going to turn Mario out.

But to be honest they really did great. That Tranny dances better than the other girls. I love this group....

I love this tranny.

I love all trannies, actually.

I didnt know what to expect but it was actually very good. I loved it!

letinstar's picture

no sound at work, but i need the name of glue holding girlfriend tranny's lacefront into place so i can buy stock...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

Meeshie's picture

Sorry but the tranny thinks HE's fierce, but he isn't. He is clumsy, awkward, has huge feet and hands and looks like a man in a wig. At least look and act feminine dude.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Tyra is now calling her weaveologist to ask where she can find some strong as hair glue. Love this shit!

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iHeartHaters's picture

P.S. That is some tough ass wig glue.

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iHeartHaters's picture

"And the hot piece in drag is fiercing harder than Sasha Fierce times infinity" HAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MK!

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

JoMama's picture

OMG! This group is awesome and she (he?) was a GREAT BB...
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these bitches are FEROCIOUS (esp the chunky dancer in spandex)! I nominate them Hot Slut of the Month!

kdracofan's picture

They are my least favorites. The trannie always over does it and looks ridics' at times but they are entertaining to watch at times

Mopa's picture

OMG, the fat guy in spandex was the best part.

SuperSteph's picture

The glittery gays always make me smile!

Common sense is the genius of humanity - Goethe

SuperSteph's picture

Lil Mama's voice and words drive me nuts. She sounds like a true hood rat and I just can't stand her. What the hell do those 2 clown judges (Mama and N'Sync reject) know about dance????

That Queen was fierce! I loved it!

Common sense is the genius of humanity - Goethe

RecessVillain's picture

Pepper Labeija is smiling down from heaven wearing a mink coat and jungle gardenia.

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magnificent_G's picture

WAIT. There also was a white member once, he was called Edward something...

guilty of being white's picture

Nothing like a 6'3 tranny to start my day...thanks Dlisted!

"Fuck me running..."

Geebz74's picture

bitch is hot!
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Toonkinstein's picture

Wahhhhh CHA CHA CHA!!! that woke me up....that was up there!

kanderso's picture

Oh, y'all are too critical. That was so fun to watch!! Kind of love that tranny. I'm sorry I haven't been keeping upon on this show...
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soapopera4cam's picture

these are my bitches! they're making history!

Snarf's picture

Love the look of the one in the back. GLAMOUR!

GrlBhvingBadly's picture

My fave crew this season!! Str8 killin' hoes, lol

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Race Bannon's picture

Makes me sad that I have not been watching this show!

It was a very sparkly performance!

WOW... what the hell did I just watch? I think I need to scrub my eyeballs. I couldn't stop laughing at the gay little butterball at the back.

ricki lake's picture

This week wasn't quite as good as last week's performance. Leiomy or whatever (the tranny) need to get a little more crazy with her Beyonce - this is DEJA VU, after all.

While they are not like, blow-your-mind amazing, they have been doing much better than I expected them to - the online clips of them I watched before the show started were shit. I do like the little one with the chest tattoos, but ugh...kick the fat one out. Please. I hate looking at him.

Plecostomus's picture

Well.

JC Chasez. Mario Lopez. AND an Amazonian queen backed up by a coterie of snap!snap!snap!dragons.

It's like Mount Vesuvius exploded with sequins and sparkles instead of lava.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

*seizes*

*explodes in a shower of glitter*

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Candy's picture

Not good dancing but they kept me watching.


蜘龍====================龍蜘

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freebird's picture

Actually a pretty tranny, but they are not the best dancers, but probably pretty high quality for a show that's hosted by Mario Lopez. The guys need more funk and the tran needs to connect her legs to her abs so she has some control over them.

specialkt's picture

theyre a little too rigid but better than i can dance

They are the LEAST talented of any of the groups on this season of ABDC. That tranny has ZERO actual dance skills, flop-ass feet, no training, and LOOKS LIKE THE DUDE THAT HE IS. They're an insult to real dancers.

cabbagehead's picture

i have seen them dancing on there a couple of times. they do a lot of vogue moves which reminds me way too much of raves, but i can't deny their dance skills. great entertainers!

keeponkeepinon's picture

What is happening?
hahaha riiiiiight fierce!

keeponkeepinon's picture

What is happening?
hahaha riiiiiight fierce!