It's Not A Sex Tape, It's A "Nekkid" Tape!
Booooooo! Hissssssss! I want mah money back! So, yesterday, Gawker posted a short clip of a supposed threesome sex tape starring McSteamy, the Noxzema Girl and some former Miss Teen USA turned drunken lady whore (my favorite kind). Well, the lawyers have attacked and claim they have seen the entire tape and there's no scenes featuring wet parts bumping. McSteamy's lawyer told TMZ: "From what I've seen it's a naked tape, not a sex tape. At most it's 3 people maybe wanting to have sex." I think he was disappointed to. Way to break a boner.
Eric has also issued a statement saying that he did not do intercourse stuff with Kari Ann Peniche (the Miss Teen USA chick). They might not have done sexy shit with each other, but they were definitely getting it on with some kind of pipe or joint, because those hos are riding HIGH.
Kari Ann co-signed Eric's claim that they have never had sex and also added that she thinks she knows how the tape got out. Kari Ann is pointing her Dirty Sanchez finger at Mindy McCready, the country crackienut. Mindy and Kari Ann were roommates after they finished shooting Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab together. MESSES! Kari Ann thinks that Mindy stole her computer's hard drive after they had a fight about money. When Kari Ann noticed that her hard drive was missing, she immediately filed a police report.
TMZ says that Kari Ann, Minday, Eric and the Noxzema Girl all had a meeting last month to talk about the stolen hard drive and the "nekkid" tape. They decided that Eric would get full rights to the tape and that was that....until it made its internet debut.
You know, who really cares about all the petty little details, just give us what we want! Fleshbot promises that they will post the uncensored clip today which features a cameo by Eric's McPeenis. No, we won't see it in action, but at least we get to see it. I know, it's the little things in life. Well, hopefully, it's the BIG things in life...
Just give us the peen already! Genitals everywhere are crying! Don't make our genitals weep!
UPDATE: Fleshbot posted the uncensored clip and every part of me is disappointed. Why do hos film a "nekkid tape" without lighting the goods properly. You can kind of see what Eric is working with, but not really. Get yourself an HD video camera and try again, Eric!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 9:27pm.
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Well I've seen some pics lately with a certain romance book cover model that may prove otherwise. ;)
(Hey Slim - just got in and doing a drive by....)
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I don't care how wasted I am or what sitch I'm in...I sober up and or cover up the minute a camera, cell phone or even a laptop is in the room. What? These people don't read Dlisted?
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Boring. But I'm also not a fan of sharing my man.
He should change his name to Eric Lame. How bad an actor can you be when you can't even *fake* excitement?
As for Gayheart, someone should have told her Noxzema goes *on* the nose.
"You're two of the hottest chicks this side of Mulholland." Really?!?!?!? That's the best you could come up with? LMFAO Now THAT'S a compliment every woman wishes she could get from a doughboy loser!!! hahahaha
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Completely boring and uninspired. Three dumbasses.
Sean Patrick Flanery used to date the Noxema girl, I bet somewhere he's giggling over this.
I love Sean Patrick Flanery!
Could be. The one on fleshbot worked too.
OMG, just watched the uncensored one on Fleshbot and RG is an idiot! She doesn't even know how to turn off the water in the tub. What a fucking tool. Of course, being high as a kite didn't help either.
hmmm a good line if one wants to cheat on someone.."Oh no we didnt have sex, we were just naked" (rolls eyes)
Coma Caca!!
Hockey Fan - thanks , still isn't working for me, might be my securities.
M.E., the clip is back up on Gawker. But they black out his peen Bummer. Tits but no peen-- thw way of the world I guess.
I'd have sex with all three of them but they can keep the drugs. They're all so high they wouldn't be able to do anything anyway, so what good were the drugs?
I love that MK calls her the Noxema Girl, because that's exactly what I think whenever I see her. Oh, and I also snicker at the last name "Gayheart".
These guys just dropped some E and decided it was a good idea to film their stupid asses. This type of dumb behaviour is fine for us common people, but not if you're famous!
Common sense is the genius of humanity - Goethe
Did someone mention Jared Leto???
I don't care if they were having sex or not. Clearly there was intent. Well, I'm guessing anyway. I have not seen the clip. It was broked for me yesterday.
I don't know why, but Mindy McCready breaks my heart. I couldn't tell you one song she sings, but ever since I heard about her life I get the sads. Her mother used to take her to bars when she was 13 and make her sing (with an illegal ID). She got picked up by Roger Clemens when she was either 15 and he was 28 or 17 and he was thirty (either way, icccck). They carried on for 1o yrs, she meets some sleazeball who beat her, she gets hooked on drugs (not necessarily in that order) and she lost custody of her son to her mom(another piece of work). For some reason though, I pity her, and I can't figure out why. I'm looking fwd to seeing her on Celebrity Rehab.
As for the threesomes...bfd. I've done them (tho never taped them...and wish I had). But who carries that shit ontheir computer??? duh!!!
hmm i actually just saw his goods ...
i bet you he's huge when he grows...
Jawbreaker was an awesomely bad movie! And so was Urban Legend.
I'm at work and can't see this video...not sure if I want to...sounds like I might lose an IQ point or two for the task...is the peen REALLY worth seeing? LOL!
Submitted by 78sjaja on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 8:55am.
death2douches i soooo wanted her to say NATALIE! in the tub with her crazzzy crazzzy eyes "urban legend style!" all high and crap. hehe for those who havent seen the movie you wont get it
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LMFAO! That would have been better than seeing the peen! Gayheart gets my undying support because she fuckin killed Tara Reid with a fireax is that movie. Respect, for srs.
*wriggles fingers*
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oh man i am soo excited!
i hope im not in the library when i see these pics!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 9:02am.
Jawbreaker, why do I even remember that shit?
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I'd like to remember it a different way. With Gayheart as the victim, and instead of a jawbreaker, Rose McGowan will stuff a bowling ball down her gaping maw. Maybe even two.
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Bottom-feeder.
It could be any one or all three of these druggie losers, but Kari Ann is the most likely suspect. Note how Eric and Kari Ann say they didn't have sex but don't mention Rebecca and Kari Ann.
Spanx Skanks!
Yea, Urban Legend wif Jared. Jawbreaker, why do I even remember that shit?
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BRADIFUL BITCH urban legend.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 8:58am.
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Becky was in both, BB.
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Bottom-feeder.
Or was it Urban Legend????
I can't keep the bitch horror films of the 90's straight...
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Wow, the total IQ in that room must have been almost double digits.
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Wasn't Becky in Jawbreaker with Jared Leto?
Jared Leto....mmmm....
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Hey, Kari Ann, what's your game now
Can anybody play?
Apparently so.
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death2douches i soooo wanted her to say NATALIE! in the tub with her crazzzy crazzzy eyes "urban legend style!" all high and crap. hehe for those who havent seen the movie you wont get it
Escalando!
Aw, he's just a grower, not a show-er! I'd totally hit that...and deny it later. Sometimes I think he's hot, and sometimes not, but I'm thinking that dick would feel real nice in my no-no, since I keep things tight back there. ;D
Srsly, how many unsuccessful suicide attempts will it take before McCready shows us that precious vertical smile we all long to see? FUCKIN DIE, ALREADY! I'm sick of this whore's shit. I can't believe Dean Cain dipped his wick in that hospital wasteland of a cooze. Foul.
I've been a fan of teh Gayheart since her days on Loving, and I thought she was a riot in Urban Legend. That hooker plays crazy really well. You go, gurl!
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"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
and the medusa hair. ;) hehe
Just watched it, the peen did not disappoint and I wish I was on what they are on - WASTED!!
78- She has a peculiar face, and not the good kind of peculiar. You may be on to something with the lizard features.
Eric is an obvious homosexual.
Did Eric release this tape to prove that she is in fact a real fishfucking man and not a sissy?
Race Bannon lol maybe!?? i always thought rebbeca has those freaky lizard queen face and eyes. thwippit!
That's fucked up that crack whore Mindy has to be releasing anything or touching anyone's computer. She's no angel that's for sure -- she most likely blew all of Nashville and the men at the CMA. I wish people would just mind their own God damn business and not release shit that's not theirs.
But it's out and it's quite embarrassing for them because it's a stupid boring tape which only sheds light at how stupid and boring folks they are.
McSteamy is fat back then. So was this years old?
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lol madam s. people still use the term skeevy? ive heard of skeever. but that was waaay back in then early 1990's!. i recall the 1st season of the real world that black girl rapper calling the hick white girl a skeever or making fun of her for using the term. ahhh the old days in my youth. i just you tubed a rebbeca gayheart noxema commercial lol and damn she's gotten old. but good times "remembering my youth".
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78- Maybe it is going backwords because it is possessed by the devil.
I had to laugh at the music that was playing in the background. Cracked me up.
This is a seriously skeevy group of people.
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Race Bannon @ 2:58 you can see it better but you got to pause REAL fast!. also first time i ever seen a time counter on a video go BACKWARDS. lol i am like ok?? why is the time on the video counter going backwards!??. also he has a nice ass nice set of cheeks ;-)
78- I thought it was great! You should write for Penthouse Forum. ; )
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 8:24am.
Big flacid deal....
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Race Bannon yes i did!... didnt I :)
LOL@78- You certainly gave one hell of a description there!
weeping genitals are the worst kind of genitals...just ask fergie...
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eric dane's cock is Nice! ita not Huge but its nice it "hangs" down you can see from the side angle in the video (when he turns to the side and says i had a fuckin dog named rambo). its a average size cock. looks thick too. i am CERTAIN when its hard it gets nice and big as in real_ thick. but my goodness what we all size queens?!!. its not down to his knees NO but its not magnifiying glass small lol . its a nice cock to ME. also from what i can tell it looks uncut.
So we were looking at a druggie tape instead of a sex tape? The agreement about Eric getting the tape means that he came up with the pay-off cash for the ho stroller and the crackhead, who totally set Mr. & Mrs McSteamy up and then did a second sale of the tape for more crack cash. Lesson of the Day: Never leave behind evidence and seriously look into a rehab program.
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