Tuesday, August 18th 2009
A PP Original Is What Your Head Needs!
It's been a while since we caught up with international supermodel and Hot Babe of the Millennium Phoebe Price and that's because she's been really busy becoming the Donald Trump of the hat world! In this clip, PP talks about how they can't keep her one-of-a-kind superglued creations on the shelves, because bitches keep snatching 'em up! Everyone wants a Chicken Cutlets original on their head! Even that hillbilly prostitot Miley Cyrus has been touched by PP (Not like that, Chris Hansen).
My ass will never be able to afford such chicken-crafted exquisiteness, so I just plop a used Perdue poultry tray on my head and pretend!
Wireimage, Splash - Video VIA Hollywood.tv
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~yawn~
PP has been busy at the beach lately:
http://x17online.com/gallery/view_gallery.php?gallery=pprice062109_X17&i...
You know, you gotta love her. She really does seem very earnest about making her way, and she's a breath of fresh air compared to those used-up coke whores like Lilo and her mother, or Jon Gosselin's new piece. She's trying all the angles and I sincerely hope she *makes it big* one of these days. Or even marginally big - which I have no doubt would please her tremendously. We could do a lot worse than PP ...
PHOEBE wont leave me alone about wearing one her hats in the next episode of my #1 YOUTUBE SERIES about how to pick up chicks using FACEBOOK. I told her I cant because I have a deal with Christian Audidouche to only wear Fred Farty. I know Fedoras are totally hip and new right now like the new trucker hat but Ugh, she wont quit texting me. I mean, I got my BFBFF (Best FaceBook Friend Forever) Miley to wear one for her.
Oh I got it! I will have one of the other celebrity guests in the upcoming episodes wear the hat.
http://www.youtube.com/user/facebookguy1
I AM THE MUTHA F'in FACEBOOK GUY!
Miley Cyrus is really wearing a Phoebe price hat creation? Well if the bubble headed Suzanne Somers can afford her own private jet as a "health expert" then KUDOS to Phoebe for getting rich off hats. Oh, the day when Miss Phoebe can stroll right in to The Ivy and give THEM attitude.
PP will go to the opening of an envelope (and we love her for that)
Sh!t -- now I have a chicken soup craving...
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
I already ordered a whole bunch of them in ivory white with rhinestones and whatnot for my Dlisted sluts bridesmaids. My wedding is gonna be one klassy affair!
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 8:47am.
I bet her hats are full of mercury.
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LOL! Good job - I appreciate a good haberdashery joke.
Even though she's hopeless... I don't ever really want to stab her in the neck with a pen. So, I guess she's ok.
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Posted by h.s.o.t.d 8/4/09 and re-printed without permission:
"If no ones watching Britney, does she still exist?"
Phoebe Price is awesome! She famewhores with class. She even makes occasionally walking around with her nether-cutlets hanging out look good. Seriously, I think I love her. MK couldn't have picked a finer Hot Babe of the Millenium!
In my opinion, PP is every bit as big a celebrity as most of the people we see on this site. At least she's upfront, honest and shameless about being a famewhore.
Do these people even speak English? Immigration should go get PP's hats. ;)
We should get a collection together and buy a PP hat for MK.
I love it when the Mexican pap tells the other one "tirale, Cabron!" - boy who knew the paps were so desperate and in such hurry to take pics of chicken cutlegs...wow
Half the women in America are blonde...or TRYING to be - Kelly Garreth
I dunno. PP looks harmless enough. She's loopy, for sure, but at least she isn't a slimy meth-faced ho or popping out chipmunk-cheeked babies left and right. She actually sounds like another Phoebe - the one from "FRIENDS".
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Bottom-feeder.
Phoebe, Hot Babe of the Year, is a random parking lot walker, store front happy poser, outdoor cafe seat filler, tabloid magazine holder/fanner, and MK's doppelganger if MK were a red headed, chicken cutlet implanting, Super Model Extraordinaire.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Hahahaha, that was awesome, especially the part where she was counting the hats, hahaha! I like Phoebe Price, she seems so...down-to-earth and simple.
Do you think Angelyne started this way?
MK, I know you broke into PPs and are wearing her clothes right now.
Her wonky nostrils are distracting!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
I bet her hats are full of mercury.
LOL@Madame S.
Well that explains the hideous outfits she wears.
Race Bannon,
My understanding is that she's a mentally ill street lady who pays paparazzi to photograph her in their downtime, and then manages to make the "Worst Dressed" list in tabloids on occasion based on said photos.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
A hat made in China with fancy fabric stuck on sold as a 'new' own design.
Be more creative, CC ;)
It's almost painful to watch this profoundly fucking dumb and delusional woman.
She gets awesomer and awesomer every day
Still don't know what she does exactly, and yes, I have Googled her.