Are You Smarter Than Patricia Heaton?
Patricia Heaton is more annoying than a wart on the peen hole (don't ask), so let's all point and laugh at her stupid ass while watching this clip of her appearance on last night's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?. Patty was on the show to win $50,000 for her charity, The Patricia Heaton Needs A New Brain Fund. All she had to do was answer one simple question, but even that was too hard for her.
Now, Patty started being annoying right at the beginning by saying people in Middle America are "nicer" and "smarter" than the rest of the country. Then, came the question:
If a euro is worth $1.50, five euros is worth what?A. Thirty quarters
B. Fifty dimes
C. Seventy nickels
D. Ninety pennies
Patricia said she wasn't good at math, because she went to Ohio State, Yes, that's Patricia being "nicer" than all of us. Then she asked to use one of her life lines and when that failed, she was all ready to throw in the towel. Thankfully for Patricia, Regis was there to take her by the hand, walk her up to the chalkboard and help her answer the question.
Even my stupid ass knew the answer right away. That's saying a lot about Patricia, because I have the math skills of a plastic ficus tree.
Patricia should take whatever it is she's injecting into her lips and put it in her head instead. Maybe that will fill some of the empty space in there.
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She has a new sitcom coming out this Fall. She will be starring as a wife and mother, she has a lot of range as an actress Heaton Haters!!! Take that!
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loozer: yes, OU is in Athens, Ohio. It's a small town in Appalachia, but is rather nice. It's also currently ranked the no. 5 top party school in the country.
Uh, Patricia -I also went to OSU and now work in corporate finance for a Fortune 500 company so I think it's fair to say I can do math. Please don't blame the school just because you are a dumbass.
Why yes, yes I am.
Heaton is a dolt.
Submitted by DizzyGuy on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 3:14pm.
Um.......
*snickers*
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My dumb ass said 7.50 cents....until i realized they asked how much 5 euros....lol. 5 bucks.
What the hell did that bitch do to her already ugly face?
I even went to ALgebra summer school cause I FAILED. Jezus that was my summer...but sure do great with technology...hmmm.
Coma Caca!!
you guys are cracking me up with all the "I really suck at Math" stories. glad to know i'm not alone.
my recurring nightmare is that i'm in the final Jeopardy round and only have to win by a dollar, and fall short because I fucked up the math!!! do they give them scrap paper to strategize their wager, because i would ask for some. can't do that shit in my head.
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I am relativly good at math, but I SUCK HARD at word problems.
I think ppl who struggle with math struggle more when it's in the form of a word problem. If it were just two simple equations, the math-challenged would get it more quickly.
Also, this blog proves daily that one can be a self-described success in a certain area yet a relationship or social failure.
Come on! Its 2 simple math problems. 5*$1.5=$7.50 so if there are 4 quarters in a dollar you multiply by 4. $7.50*4=30 quarters. She should hang her head in shame. My 2 year old cat had this shit figured out; the damn pussy is still laughing!
I suck at math and only used 5 fingers to come up w/the answer in seconds. Damn Patricia, and I like her too, but that is epic FAIL!
Waste of space.
Well shit, that was painful to watch.
It's fine if she's not great with numbers, some people aren't, but get a damn grip and don't act like such an ass *shakes head*
I would crawl in a hole if I acted like that on television...
I could solved the problem however I needed paper and a pencil. I couldn't solve in my head. I think this question was more difficult than everyone is letting on. It involved doing five separate math problems to get the answer. It wasn't just an euro is worth $1.50. How much is five euros?
a) $3.50
b) 5.00
c) 90 cents
d) 7.50
What an idiot. "I'll call my husband, because he's European." That has nothing to do with solving it. I'd love to bash her face in.
Uh, I'm mathematically challenged, so I would've had to use a life line on this one too...math SUX!
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Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 12:00pm.
Im totally the same. can read fast as shit and can spell pretty much anything etc. but when im encountered with a math question my brain seizes right the fuck up
I hope I never come across such a question in public coz I fuck up like this as well. My brain locks out and I can't get in. Sad but true. some people are really really rea-lllllly bad at math. But I'd hand you your ass on a silver platter at scrabble and do really well at iq tests. I'mnot an idiot. this really is a shitty problem
If only the bible contained more elemental math lessons.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
This has made me so fucking happy! I am so sick of Heaton. She is just another jerk who once had a good, paying gig on a sitcom, so she thinks that her opinion MATTERS. She should have paid more attention in school - what's the expression: "remain silent and run the risk of being seen as a fool...speak, and remove all doubt". (I got the quote wrong, but you get the jist.....)
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
The answer is
A. Thirty quarters $7.50
Submitted by dukeypoop on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:33am.
Everybody Loves Rainman
hahaha
Starting to see why she involved herself with the Terri Schiavo affair. Like likes like.
"She's a Republican, what do you expect? Ted Nugent, George Bush, Glenn Beck, Angie Harmon.....not exactly MENSA members."
Umm you can say the same for the moronic dems in hollywood. Actors are usually vapid and stupid as a whole.
I'm truly pretty shitty with numbers, but seriously, this isn't even a math problem seeing as you can quickly eliminate three of the answers. It's maybe a "one of these doesn't belong with the others" question.
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Thank you Patricia for showing me that I am NOT the dumbest person ever in Math. Thank you. For thirty yrs. I have battled the demon that is Math, thinking I would never get it. I actually solved that in less than 30 seconds. I feel like a freaking genius now. :) Yay me!!!
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Shit, I was wrong?
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I'm a tiny bit ashamed of how much I hate her.
She needs to stick with the Albertson's commercials and leave the rest of us alone.
“I’d come down and give you a hug, but I lost my pants!”
thanks for showing the world once again how fucked up the American educational system is.
and didn't even need a beauty pageant this time.
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IV- I use my fingers to count on too. It's the only way things are accurate. Sad but true.
Hate the right wing bitch. And I love you Michael for trashing Ohio State! Go Blue!
The math synapses in my brain do not function; they are brokeded or simply absent. I need to use fingers and toes to count and even telling time is a chore. It has caused the males around me to throw pencils and curse and stomp off. I just cannot do it. If you go out to lunch with me, and we try to split the check, I will just throw an assortment of money at you, possibly paying the entire check, and have done with it.
*polishes abacus*
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I am so sad that I can't follow this math conversation...I am already low self-esteem, so knock it off.
She's a Republican, what do you expect? Ted Nugent, George Bush, Glenn Beck, Angie Harmon.....not exactly MENSA members.
Please
E xcuse
My Dear
Aunt Sally
Parentheses
Exponents
Multiply or Divide
Additon or Subtraction
I want ma cupcake!!! Grrrr!
LOL! I knew you were going for 0 but it just seemed like fun I couldn't resist! I'm late cuz I was trying to look at the threesome video. No luck!
*reports Stoney*
Look, my little x meant to multiply the sum of the square root and 6 by zero.
Sue me and my rusty algebraic bracket making.
jack still won.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
*catches secret's drool in a diva cup*
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Bwahahahaha... Bradi - thanks for the new sig. LMFAO... and on that note I must get back to FUCKING WORK!!!!!
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passionate is right. Next time don't forget your brackets, bradi. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*gives you wedgie*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Hate her, but I've been sitting here for five minutes trying to add it up and I still don't know.
Passionate ur late to party, I left out a FUCKING bracket, comma wtf ever, I was aiming for ZERO!!!!
As jack first read it, that's where I was going.
He saw the "x" ZERO and HE IS STILL THE WINNER!
I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!
*tears hair out*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
*tosses Algebra for dummies in to thread*
*presses little 'x' in top right corner*
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na221004,
Is that in Athens, OH? I was there once a million years ago, but liked what I saw.
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
*throws brackets at jack & fucking classy*
And, any sum multiplied by ZERO STILL EQUALS ZERO!
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Honey... read again what we've posted, I'm sure you'll understand.
I'll do it again:
3 + 2 x 0 = 3 + 0 = 3;
That is because in algebra, you must multiply before you add.
The ONLY way to get a zero would be if there were the following brackets:
[3 + 2] x 0 = [5] x 0 = 0
Ok?
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OH WOW! This simply sum is making my head hurt!!!!1! I can't even remember if you really multiply first?
I was never good at math... I swear that my paper was switch with some other kid's own. That's the only way I passed final maths exam in High School. Poor guy is probably begging for change at a corner somewhere :(
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:32am.
Fucking_Classy on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:28am
What is the square root of 673469 + -(-6) x 0?
square root of 673469
+ 6
x (times) 0
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I respectfully disagree here.
1. sqrt
2. make both negatives a positive
3. multiply/divide
4. addition/subtraction
Therefore, 820.6515704+6*0=820.6515704+0=820.652
I just watched the clip, and as an Ohio University alum, I'm proud to hear her say that she didn't attend OU, but Ohio State. Thank God. After that 30-something year old idiot on Big Brother, that currently goes to OU, I couldn't take it if Patricia Heaton also attended my alma mater.
I'm just glad she represented her fellow conservatives honestly. Teehee.
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