Hazmat, Take Her Away!
It's been over 48 hours since I've seen pictures of LiLo, so I figured she was actually working a job or something. LiLo was spending time in Austin, TX recently to shoot that Machete movie with Robert Rodriguez, but she managed to hitch a ride on the back of a Greyhound bus bound for NYC to attend last night's Inglourious Basterds screening and after-party.
She really does look like she's been hanging on to the back of a bus for a few hours. Girl is covered in soot (or "SevinNyne" in Lohan-talk).
In her defense, she only looks like a greasy piece of orange chicken from Panda Express in the above picture, so maybe it was just the lighting that made her look extra diarrhealicious? I know, I'm just trying to throw her a bone. A bone for a bag of bones (GONG!).
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She is starting to look like her mother as an aging, AIDS infected crack-whore.
Does she seriously think that biting on her finger makes her look young and cute? Oy!
Any hope of redemption has been lost. Seriously, Joan Rivers looks like a better alternative at this rate.
Stick a fork in her, she's fucking done. She just seriously needs to stop. Stop it.
Someone really should have to follow her around with some lysol spraying everything that she comes in contact with as a public service. Such a skeez - makes me cringe that I am a fellow Long Islander!
BEAT.
She has the worst meth face, followed closely these days by Ms Barton....who is following in her footsteps.
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I really wish I hadn't clicked on those thumbnails...I literally feel itchy now...
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OUCH. i broke my collarbone laughing.
michael, for once, you were too kind.
chris - LOL!!!
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Suck all she wants, that thumb doesn't taste like SamRo's butthole anymore.
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Submitted by KT on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:19pm.
i have never seen anyone with their hands in their mouth more than this bitch. gross, you know she NEVER washes her hands.
Totally. The whole hand-in-mouth-because-i'm-fresh-and-innocent crap doesn't work on somebody that looks like a 45 year old meth addicted 5 buck a blow job whore.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
i have never seen anyone with their hands in their mouth more than this bitch. gross, you know she NEVER washes her hands.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
If she would pick a natural hair color, squeegee off that orange slime, and focus her eyes, she might be salvageable.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Isn't it mahvelous how, when these talentless bints are out of the way for a day or two, one forgets all about them? I totally forgot about this rough looking loser until MK went and posted her pic again!!! grrrrr
Wow, she looks like a used crack whore who just stopped sucking cock for a minute there to stand upright. She is what 20? She looks like she was 49.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Wow. Grease *is* the word. Sam's dental dam must be the size of the Grand Coulee to protect herself from Mother Love Canal here.
I used to think she was such a cute little darling during her Disney film days.
If I had known then what she would turn out to be now...
What a waste of talent...she is really throwing her life away.
Oh my heavens, she looks like absolute death. Seriously, she is quite obviously ill and not long of this life. Oh well, the dumb bitch did it to herself ha ha so have a good time in hell.
Woooooow. Stop being famous for a minute, Lohan. Your body's rebelling.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
ooh, looks like somebody got some really good lip enhancement done. very subtle on the upper lip. looks good.
it still won't bring sam back, but it looks good.
her nose is looking rougher than its usual rough self
I really don't care what this broad does anymore: she will die young and in the interim, wreak havoc all around her.
She needs to go away, maybe to St. Lucia or somewhere out of the States.
This girl was not meant to be famous. She obviously cannot handle everything that comes with fame, nor can her parents. I don't know what kind of parents Michael and Dinah were before Lindsay became a celebrity (I almost said 'star') but history has shown what kind of parents they have become since. Who knows, maybe Lindsay would have turned out this way regardless. But as it went, she didn't stand a chance.
Yes she's an "adult" now but if you had a fucked up journey leading up to that adulthood, those experiences doesnt go away over night. That being said, these are reasons, but not excuses. Plenty of people have overcome far worse and she has access to resources that many can only dream about. I know it's not fair to say this because everyone is different; people think I have a perfect life but i'm all sorts of wonky on the inside. However I have been doing whatever it takes to try and overcome my personal demons and I'm far better off now than 2 years ago because of my efforts.
I do feel for Lindsay but I think i'd be more sympathetic and on her side if she took some time away to make the same efforts to find her way. It doesnt take a genius to figure out that you can't clean up your act while remaining in the public eye, especially when society already has a built in image of your that is based on said partying.
I wonder why she insists on staying in the limelight, considering almost everything about her that is published is negative and all this hate surely cannot be good for her self esteem and recovery. It's a vicious cycle that is pathetic but moreso sad.
Lastly, love her headband. Is it Moschino?
I don't care what ya'll say, I'd still hit it SevinNyne different ways.
this girl is so beat, and so far gone. she looks so goddamn OLD
at my state university in the south, the majority of girls I see about her age look so much younger and hotter.
why is she still relevant/famous?
trainwreck...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Dear Lindsay:
Drop dead you gash-gobbler.
Love,
The World
Dr. M
In many of the pics Lindsay has an "anxious" scared look about her -
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This is more than just cocaine -
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I hope it's not meth -
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I luv ya Lindsay - but ya gotta get str8 -
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b4 it's just too late -
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Kicks just seem getting harder 2 find -
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Peace
Dr. M
MM
Did she put self tanner on when she was high as a kite? YIKES!
She looks dirty, greasy and her teeth are a freakin mess, plus the skin around her fingernails are dirty, she's a filthy fuck pig and needs to kill herself as soon as possible.
Her shoes are always killer tho.
Apparently those fun-killer AA meetings were cutting into Blohan's party time.
Let's cut to the chase. Blohan doesn't want to live clean and sober because she hasn't hit rock bottom yet. She apparently still has money and plenty of enablers. And her Momager Dinasaurus loves that Linds is this fucked up. It's so much easier to rob her blind.
What the fuck did she do to her lips? It looks like she and Prohan got a 2 for l on those poison injections.
Is she still bumping uglies with Sam-Ro? Does anyone remember how cute she was when she hosted the MTV awards a few years back?? Sadness....
Blohan went to a major movie premiere looking like this? Holy CAREER KILLER Batman!
Blonde hair & blue contacts on her are just an epic fail. I dont mind her skinniness, but she looks totally high & that coy look stopped working for her as soon as she hit puberty & magically turned into a 40 year old.
According to a piece on the 2012 'Apocolypse' in the current Playboy issue, the Web BOT Project says that Hohan (along with "dozens" of other celebs) will go missing this year.
Off Topic.. I have a subscription to Playboy- think I can get a refund for the shitty mag they put out this month???
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Dumb bitch put self tanner in her arm pits.
Such an ugly cunt.
Looks like she and sister Ali got a 2 for 1 deal at the Fat Lip Factory Kiosk.
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She's trying to look sessy, but ends up looking like a cracked-out, 2-bit street whore. FAIL
Also, soot aka SevinNyne=MK bringing the funny!
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Poor thing. She looks way too thin, and her facial expressions look like she's spastic as a result of some chemical or chemical imbalance. I thought she went to rehab? What happened?
i have started to feel a little bad for her. she was too young couldnt handle being able to have whatever she wanted with a mom who just wanted to be a best friend and cash in and shes for sure got daddy issues. Seems like over the years shes not had many who she could actually trust and is desperate for attention but the two people she wants attention from will never give it. shes slooowly self destructing and even if she did get help she wouldnt do it because shes a desparate little drama queen whos self centered and a spoiled little bitch wanting any attention, doesnt matter if its good or bad
It's not *just* the lips. I covered them and the rest still looks wonked somehow. WTF?!
And the posing is b/c she thinks it's sexy to look coquettish. She doesn't know she looks like just another drugged out asshole.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
Send her to JACADS, immediately.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnston_Atoll_Chemical_Agent_Disposal_Syst...
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Living Low, Hun.
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Bottom-feeder.
there is no fucking way this girl is living til 25.
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Uggghhhh! Would she PLEASE stop gnawing on her thumb and just break down and eat a meal?
Good god, she looks like shit.
And whoever pumped her lips up fucked that shit all up. Not that I think a good job would've looked any better on her skeezy ass. God, she looks gross.. like she should be leaving a slime trail full of cigarrette butts in her wake.
Why does she always put her finger in her mouth? Is it to send a subliminl message that she likes to give head?
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I bet she smells like stale cigarettes, microwaved tuna & cat piss. She also looks like hell, but that's nothing new. I've said it once & I'll say it again: she looks almost exactly like I did (sans the weave, wrinkles, & freckles) when I was 17 & on the bad shit (coke, valium, lorcet). I thought I was sooo hot back then. Then I got clean & saw a picture of my old self & was fucking mortified & ashamed. If Lindsay ever gets cleaned (typo, but I'm keeping it), she'll have buttloads of pictures to look back on to show her how in the gutter she once was. Unfortunately, so does the rest of the world. But I get the feeling she's not too interested in getting better, so we'll either see her die sometime in the near future or keeping dragging on for several more years like a meth addict with a spear through her head.
And I don't know who to be more irritated with: her narcissistic parents who are obviously in denial (or simply don't care) about their daughter's very public demise & are just standing back & letting it happen, or Lindsay herself who knows where to go & what to do to get help but refuses, opting instead to wander around at Hollywood events looking like a very badly dressed George Romero zombie.
Oh well, better her than me.
She got her lips done I'm sure...the outer corners of her upper lip are very Joker-like. Her cheeks look funny also. Wow she is majorly FUBAR.
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