Brad Pitt Is A LIE-LIE-LIAR!
Last week, Brad Pitt told Bill Maher that he put his pot smoking days behind him when he became a father to the child army. Well, Quentin Tarantino says otherwise!
Yesterday on The Howard Stern Show, Quentin told a little tale about how Saint Brad of the Good Doers gave him a sliver of hash when he was hanging out his house in France last year. Brad also likes to smoke his good shit "8th-grade-style," because when Quentin asked for a pipe, he was given a Coke can. Yes, one of the richest dudes around is smoking hash out of a Coke can. I'm sure if Brad asked, one of the twin messiahs could just touch that Coke can and turn it into a solid gold bong.
Why so lie-telly, Brad? Is dude afraid that if he sings to the world that he's a proud stoner everyone will think he's the next Amy Wino? Please, the crazed Brangaloonies would still worship him even if it's uncovered that he's running a hash factory in France. Hmmm...that would explain why he has so many kiddies.
And Brad should not only embrace his stoner-ness, but he should also demand that every Brangaloonie needs to smoke a bowl every once and a while. Seriously, maybe that will calm the crazy a bit.
Skip on over to TMZ to listen Quentin on Howard.
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the photo says: tarintino is happy brad did him up the butt!
i was so wondering why he lie-told too!
bad enough about the lies to make himself look mature, but a coke can? never got the coke can/vegetable/etc. smoke contraptions.
Did QT have something done? Or is it just the picture?
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Brad looks like Dom Deluise.
I hate when people brag about getting high. Who gives a flying fck if QT smoked hash with Pittiful? The only good part about it is he busted the liar, liar pants on fire.
Maybe he just meant that he doesn't smoke it regularly like he used to? I don't think there's anything wrong with smoking a little pot now and again and doing so doesn't make you a stoner. It's equivalent to someone having a glass of wine now and again. What's the big fucking deal? Fourth grade "oooh I caught you in a lie" bullshit.
The real question here is why does QT look like Frank Stallone?
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by happyface on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:46am.
This is why I don't smoke pot. Stoners are boring, all seem to have the same personality, and it's so passe. Seriously, if my grannie does it, it ain't THAT cool.
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ITA. The only people who like druggies are other druggies themselves.
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It depends on the stoner. There are those that enjoy getting stoned but don't make it a priority and there are those that organize their entire day around pot like my ex, where we had to go out of our way and spend hours of hanging out at people's houses doing nothing just so he could smoke up. Personally pot either makes me sleepy and bored or painfully paranoid. I wish I could get a good high from pot, since it's the safest drug out there.
...of course he smokes - he has a house here in southern California, doesn't he?....it's legal here if you have a license and they will even bring it right to your house if you choose - otherwise they sell it in dispensaries everywhere...
...it's a great state...
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"Quiet and mean! Those are my people!" - Nurse Jackie
Ruh?
Hashish??!! I loved hash, LOVED.
I haven't seen that stuff since the early 80's: I'm not rich enough...
Submitted by happyface on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:46am.
This is why I don't smoke pot. Stoners are boring, all seem to have the same personality, and it's so passe. Seriously, if my grannie does it, it ain't THAT cool.
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ITA. The only people who like druggies are other druggies themselves.
Submitted by sweetstickyriceball on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 2:19pm.
THANK YOU, MK! I was so annoyed when I was watching Bill Maher slobbering all over Brad. And when he said he had quit smoking weed, I was like, "Liar, please." Come on, Brad. Who cares?! Secondly, he's a liar, Brangaloonies, deal with it. Just like he said he didn't mess around with Angelina while still married? I mean, I don't care what people do, I'm just annoyed when they don't just admit it and the rest of the world collectively kisses their asses for it. He's human, he can sleep with whomever or smoke whatever he wants. Just stop selling this stupid goody goody image.
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Agreed. Must be a total global shortage of saints if media, in order to cure morale of our citizens, keeps elevating StuPitt to the level of Saint.
Aren't there any other good people ou there?
Ah, silly me. Of course there are. They just do their good deeds quietly, away from TV and Internet.
THANK YOU, MK! I was so annoyed when I was watching Bill Maher slobbering all over Brad. And when he said he had quit smoking weed, I was like, "Liar, please." Come on, Brad. Who cares?! Secondly, he's a liar, Brangaloonies, deal with it. Just like he said he didn't mess around with Angelina while still married? I mean, I don't care what people do, I'm just annoyed when they don't just admit it and the rest of the world collectively kisses their asses for it. He's human, he can sleep with whomever or smoke whatever he wants. Just stop selling this stupid goody goody image.
Don't forget that before AJ was cannonized by Jesus, Mary, AND Joseph, she was proud "recreational" drug user, cutter, AND sometimes-psych-ward-Sybil, so she's prolly right there lighting up in the grotto with him...lacing it with her dandruff and calling it angel dust...
He probably is worried that if the truth comes out then he won't be able to add to his child army any longer. Are there countries that let you adopt if you admit to getting high?
Angie has poor Brad's nuts in a vice. So the guy smokes a little hash? Big deal.
I knew Brad Pitt was full of shit when he claimed he stopped smoke pot. Pitt and Aniston are both major pot heads, that's what broke up his relationship with the Goopster... Anyhoo I remember the good old days of the turning a Pepsi can into a bong becausee we lost our pipe. Good times!
so StuPitt is a liar, no shit!
In other news, the sky is blue and the earth is round.
Big whoop...we all know he is a freaking liar...So is Jolie...Not to be a bitchy skeptic, but I am sure the twin messiahs were conceived with some sort of medical assistance.
I am not trying to defend Brad but come on, QT is the guy who passed out and pissed on himself at the premier last week, can we really trust what he says? Besides, if it is true, what an asshat to tell everyone. Not cool QT
Considering all the lies Pitt has told about his relationship with Jolie, a little green lie about pot is piffle by comparison.
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Thanks. My new word of the day is "piffle". I just love how it sounds. Ya learn something new on dlisted everyday. Before Math, now English. :)
Tarantino is a poser hack who hasn't made a decent movie in YEARS!!!! Brad Pitt isn't box office anymore either unless it's an Ocean's 45 movie.
Hey Brad get your penis and balls back from Angelina. why so scared? F*****er
Coma Caca!!
Rotten Egg, I gotcha. I noticed the quotes, so I thought it originated earlier. We shall be the silent minority. There are a few others lurking around, I am pretty sure.
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 12:01pm.
I thought it had an 80% tomato rate and 20% splat rate? LOL
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Presently, that's true but it's based on only 35 reviews ... 25 of which are favorable. There are 100 critics whose reviews comprise the tomatometer.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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-"Submitted by loozer on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 12:03pm."
Dude! I didn't say that.. my comment was the crickets sound and silence. I don't do drugs.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:46am.
-"I feel sorry for people that don't smoke weed and/or hash."
Crickets crickets crickets...
Don't Pity Me. I am quite happy, thank you.
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 12:01pm.
I thought it had an 80% tomato rate and 20% splat rate? LOL
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:59am.
Yeah, the reviews on rotten tomatoes are good.
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With 35 out 100 reviewers reporting; 25 of which liked the film.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Yeah, the reviews on rotten tomatoes are good.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:55am.
Good Morning, Race.
Angie will top it off with some roasted Pitt.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Oh god, who fucking cares!?
I don't need to get high to get the munchies.
Afternoon Momus!
I think Angie will be having a Penis-tini tonight, shaken not stirred.
Considering all the lies Pitt has told about his relationship with Jolie, a little green lie about pot is piffle by comparison.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Liar, liar pants on fire.
Wait, he's drug trafficking?
He's a pothead. Skeletina's the Drug Czarina.
How far were they from Amsterdam while filming in Germany anyway?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Laurel on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:41am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:15am.
I see... so the SAINT has no problem in financing drug trafficking.
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Bingo!
That shit can't be grown in your closet - making weed into hash is labor intensive. It's most often produced in Afghanistan, and the whole operation finances the Taliban, tribal warlords, and death, just like heroin production does.
I was willing to believe him (like BP never lies, ha ha) when he said he'd quit, because it's easy enough to do, and there is no contradiction in being pro-legalisation and not using, but come on.. bitch, please.
Being a U.N. ambassador (that's Angie, I know) and having hash in the house do not jibe. What bullshit.
I do think I remember AJ saying she hates potheads (as quite a few hardcore drug users do), so maybe he's trying to please her by denouncing it?
Either way, Brad is full of shit.
As for Tarantino, he did say last year, and BP's interview is new, so... ?
Anyway.
Thanks for helping to kill our troops, Brad. And for contributing to the torture of Afghan women and children.
Asshole.
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Brilliant! Or, as I usually say, "want to do drugs? Fine. Just don't fucking complain about violence and insecurity near me, or I'll call you a hypocrite."
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I would be doing much more than smoking pot if I had all those little kids and diva AJ around me all the time.
This is why I don't smoke pot. Stoners are boring, all seem to have the same personality, and it's so passe. Seriously, if my grannie does it, it ain't THAT cool.
-"I feel sorry for people that don't smoke weed and/or hash."
Crickets crickets crickets...
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Laurel on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:41am.
Your post is a strech I'm willing to take becaue is them.
and Brad Pitt had 8 kids last year as well.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:37am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:34am.
Really?! Cool! His accent is offensive.
*runs to rottentomatoes*
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RT kinda sucks... unless you only look at the top critics reviews. It still kinda sucks.
Too many QT fanboys there, the thing will take a while to get back to normal.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
smurf - it's Hollyweird protocol. Deny, deny, deny.
Were talking about HASH here people. Not fuckin crack. I love when the people who are completely uneducated about 'drugs' act like hash, pot, crack, meth and xtc are all the same thing. Big deal he smokes hash, good for him. Of course he denies it cuz he has kids. Duh. Any parent who wants to keep their child out of c.p.s would deny it. I feel sorry for people that don't smoke weed and/or hash. And no I am not defending this man, I hate his acting and his famewhoring. I am just defending the brick of hash.
'If I'm crazy then you made me crazy so boy your not welcome here.'- Jem
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:22am.
I love that the reason he is BUSTED, is the fact that he needed to tell the world how better than everybody else he is.
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these two are just like Vadge in that way...it's as if they are in on some sacred secret to life that they, now and then, feel compelled to share with the world. Bitches, don't EVEN. We ALL remember you when you were smoking everything in sight, wearing stupid cone bras and frenchin' your brother.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:40am.
as Perfect as I think Pulp Fiction was, I have the feeling Quentin is Mentally Retarded
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seems a little like FAS
LOL @ "Adoptalina"!
Shut the smurf up-LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I now have my co-workers staring at me.
@RAUL DUKE
thank you !!! you made my day...i got the best image in my mind of pax and maddox working in sweatshop like conditions cooking up a big ol' vat of speed
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:15am.
I see... so the SAINT has no problem in financing drug trafficking.
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Bingo!
That shit can't be grown in your closet - making weed into hash is labor intensive. It's most often produced in Afghanistan, and the whole operation finances the Taliban, tribal warlords, and death, just like heroin production does.
I was willing to believe him (like BP never lies, ha ha) when he said he'd quit, because it's easy enough to do, and there is no contradiction in being pro-legalisation and not using, but come on.. bitch, please.
Being a U.N. ambassador (that's Angie, I know) and having hash in the house do not jibe. What bullshit.
I do think I remember AJ saying she hates potheads (as quite a few hardcore drug users do), so maybe he's trying to please her by denouncing it?
Either way, Brad is full of shit.
As for Tarantino, he did say last year, and BP's interview is new, so... ?
Anyway.
Thanks for helping to kill our troops, Brad. And for contributing to the torture of Afghan women and children.
Asshole.