Tuesday, August 18th 2009
Cheetokini Watch: Day 3
Another day, another bikini for Brit Brit! This is the third time in just as many days that Brit Brit has been spotted cooling her glazed pork chops with her Cheetolings at the Ritz Carlton pool in Marina Del Rey.
Yes, this is news you need to know. I mean, what if Chester Cheetah approached you on the street with the keys to the Cheeto Palace and said it will all be yours if you just tell him how many times Brit Brit has been seen in a bikini during the past 3 days. SEE! This is news you can use.
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Cut Brit some slack, you guys. She's been to hell & back in the last 5 years. She looks tired of having people follow her around & take her picture, that's all.
I love her bikini!! Wish I knew where she got it!
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ewwwwww Shitters looks rough. Ruff ruff ruff.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 6:53pm.
I just had a good look at JJ's smile. I've seen better teeth on a jack-o-lantern.
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rofl!
He does look cute with this new haircut though.
Not long before the crazy comes back out. Nice bikini though.
She just looks miserable. Gosh,I've been living such a shitty life and when I see these pictures of her, looking just this sad I feel kinda blessed...
Johanpeers
I just had a good look at JJ's smile. I've seen better teeth on a jack-o-lantern.
And Shitters looks ok, as others said, considering the meds, terrible diet, and the fact that her "dancing" is so lazy that she barely burns any calories. Frequent costume changes with intermittent stomping around, with some hair flipping and ass shaking aren't much of a workout I guess.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
idk even know what to say...not about Britney, but these comments...
Just a long list of judgements...*sigh* normally I could care less, but today it's just giving me a headache. Especially after having my judgeMENTAL prude bigoted Aunt from Europe over.
God damn.
Especially since she hasn't said a single word that hasn't been rehearsed in MONTHS
shit the poor kids got the pagent smile down pat....i.e. the dissasociated teeth baring, gum snaring dead eye .
sadness.
cant be fucked to spellcheck dissasociated
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by Pai-Jzu on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 4:20pm.
Looking at these pictures just makes me feel kind of sad. She looks unhappy, and she doesn't seem to be connecting with her kids at all - she's not looking at them in any of the photos.
Very true. She's not maternal by nature and the kids prolly remind her of K-Fed and what should have been.
Looking at these pictures just makes me feel kind of sad. She looks unhappy, and she doesn't seem to be connecting with her kids at all - she's not looking at them in any of the photos. I mean, okay, this is a dozen shots that obviously may not accurately represent the afternoon they spent out there, but ... I don't know. Just more proof, I guess, that money doesn't buy you happiness, no matter what we're told.
"I've got one word to say to you, Kim ..."
I sense off-the-deep-end coming and I don't mean the pool.
In some pictures her body looks amazing and others it looks like hell. I'm confused.
Britney is not 25!!
She claims to be 28
if she's 25 then i'm still 22
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Is this real life?
When she's sitting down, you can really tell she's had lipo. Wow. She's pretty young to be in that already. She's just a tad Tara Reid in the stomach area. Something isn't right.
She's just too posy for the paps. I think this is some ruse for the industry to see her body "looking good" and acting normal with her kids (and their 40 beefy handlers).
I’m a long-time hairdresser. The uneven, splotchy coloration of the boys’ hair in this set of pictures (IMHO) shows that their hair was probably chemically lightened, which is irresponsible to do on children this young. Also, it appears to have been done by a non-professional (perhaps Britney herself?) judging by the unevenness and brassy tone.
It is never a good idea to use any chemical hair products on children this young. Their sensitive skin can burn and become irritated much more easily than an adult’s scalp.
I can kinda picture Britney bleaching her kids hair and thinking its just fine...wasn't she the one who inquired about getting her 2-yr old's teeth whitened???
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"I'm the normal one and everyone else is crazy. Thank you, next question" -Kathy Griffin
iHEart - RE: Hair products. Remember our discussion about Silk Drops? Well, at the store, I decided to go with a more expensive hair smoother, Coconut Milk.
Fuck that shit. Makes my hair look greasy and stringy. DO NOT TRY!
Her belly button has the serious frowns in this picture.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 1:43pm.
I think she has a fantastic body for having 2 kids, being on all types of meds, the meds she's probably taking are the ones that put weight on you (depression, bi=polar, those types), if you people think she looks fat I would really love to see what you all look like. I cant hate on her body.
She does look sad and like a mess, but Im kinda feeling sorry for her. She's only 25 and her life is kinda fucked. Yeah the money helps, but only so much if you are totally miserable and looney.
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I totally agree! I came to comment to say almost exactly the same thing. She is a hot mess in many ways, but I think her body looks great - ESPECIALLY considering the meds she's likely on, as well as having two kids (back to back)!
I cannot believe that this is the same woman who straight men would rub numerous gallons of baby-batter out to. She now reminds me of a fat chick who used to live next door to me. Always wore stained t-shirts (food, of course) and had greasy hair, but thought she was hot.
1. Britney Spears is NOT BiPolar TYVM
2. Jayden IS FAS, she just wont admit it.
All around me that a change is bout to happen
The energy igniting has become my inspiration
If you take a deeper look you'll find the information
I'm only just a figment of controlled imagination
I think she has a fantastic body for having 2 kids, being on all types of meds, the meds she's probably taking are the ones that put weight on you (depression, bi=polar, those types), if you people think she looks fat I would really love to see what you all look like. I cant hate on her body.
She does look sad and like a mess, but Im kinda feeling sorry for her. She's only 25 and her life is kinda fucked. Yeah the money helps, but only so much if you are totally miserable and looney.
how old is brit brit again? 35?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Reminded yet again of how stubby her legs really are ... butt one good thing I must say about her is she puts her fat right in your face, no apologies
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Can we say, "White trash" y'all?
mitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 12:28pm.
But seriously, notice how she shaved the kids' heads so this my friends, is the precursor to the cuckooland express.
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Living in Kentucky, I am very famaliar with this particular hair cut. It's the hair cut that lazy rednecks give to their little boys in the summer because it's cheap, low maintenance & they believe it helps keep them cool (which it probably does, I suppose). It's also used in treating lice. I've got friends from California who live here & they always let their kids' hair grow out long in the summer & let them put it into mohawks and/or put temporary blue hair color in it & what not (but it always get cut off right before school starts back). But the Kentucky rednecks don't have time for that shit. They just take a pair of clippers & buzz the hair right off.
MOther is looking USED , chewed up and spit out.
Seriously.. sad and caged.
25 yrs as a MK mind controlled illuminati Disney whore/ sex slave is not sitting well with our Lady of Cheetos.
http://pseudoccultmedia.blogspot.com/
and Trolling a hotel pool looking for unhired gigolos with your cheetolings in tow. CLASSY!
" you can take the redneck outta the trailer park.."...
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
I think she is in great shape. Granted, she looks cheap, hair color is a mess, and it might be Ritz Carlton, but she makes it look like her back yard pool where she is waiting for her attendant to bring her bbq pork rinds. BUT, she is not fat. Those of you think her stomach look weird, have a look at your stomach right now, yeas right this moment. Put that donut down, wipe your hands on your ass, lift that XXXXL shirt, and say Hello to your belly bulge. How does it look? Now look at Btri Brit again. She looks GREAT, right?
she is not aging well at all. honestly, i think with all the mental problems she has had it really aged her.
like someone else said, for the amount of money, time and access she has, she should be looking fabulous.
she's ain't even 30 yet!
man, she's thick.
that's a cute bikini though.
she looks sad..or dazed, whichever.
wait, what?
The Ritz towels look like KFat's golf shirts.
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She's flat and that's that!
Thanks guys!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Yeah Stoney you can find some there or any salon. M.E. knows her shit about hair stuff too. One of the things I appreciate most about the D...great beauty product tips LOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Stoeny, the Paul Mitchell one I use you can get at a beauty supply place. Remember Platinum Blonde.
I definitely agree her hair needs help. She spent how many hours at the salon for this crap?
After she shaved her head, she just should have worn a wig until her hair started to grow out. Then she could have rocked a cute short 'do. But she's Britney so she feels that she has to be SEXY and that means LONG HAIR...regardless of how shitty it looks.
Thanks haters. You can get the toner at the beauty supply store, right?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
To get the brass out of your Blonde and to brighten your natural color:
http://www.paulmitchell.com/Products/PaulMitchell/ColorCare/Pages/Platin...
I use this and it is awesome.
Thanks mommarse:) A timeless classic imho!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 12:20pm.
Reeter - did you not see the post last week of the back of this rats nest?
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I just saw the "Swamp" post. If she would keep that weave off her head, her poor hair could grow faster. Hahaaa!
Nice looking lipo wrinkles on the stomach. This bitch as had so much work done it boggles my mind that she still looks like this. Not bad just not good either. Her kids are way cute the the youngest one will most def be on the short bus. Between the Spears shallow gene pool and her boozing when she was preggers that kid has a long road ahead of him. He is so cute too but the face doesn't lie, little man looks like he has f.a.s, dare I even say he has a little shade of 'downs' face. Very sad. This bitch is so oblivious I mean why is she at a hotel that is like in the same town that she lives in?!? All aboard the crazy train.
Flatsy - Oh, I didn't see that one.
But then, I am one of the people who do think, especially JJ, suffers from FAS.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 12:13pm.
What is the best way to get the brassy out of your blonde?
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Counteract it with a purple/lavender colored toner. There is also toner shampoo you can use daily. Tons of brands out there too!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 12:23pm.
My comment was for ifelloffaswingbumpedmyhead:
Submitted by isellswings on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 12:18pm.
he doesn't look like a retard as much now. has it been confirmed yet that her kids are funked up in the brain? wasn't there some rumors that the youngest has mashed potatoes for brains.
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She's flat and that's that!
She looks ok 'cept for the pee pee yellow Brandine hairdo, linebacker neck/shoulders, cankles, hail damage on her ass and the tatts.
But seriously, notice how she shaved the kids' heads so this my friends, is the precursor to the cuckooland express. Hope you purchased your ticket.
It's not easy, being cheesy.
I don't get why she's even still wearing a weave...the headshaving thing happen a couple of years ago. Given that she's not one of those naturally thin types, she looks pretty good. She always seemed like she had to work hard at it compared to (then) scrawny xtina, mandy moore, etc.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 12:13pm.
What is the best way to get the brassy out of your blonde?
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special protein-enriched conditioner...
*wiggles eyebrows*
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LOL Migraine!
Luv a Janie Fricke reference, intentional or not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCASdn_ve1Y
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
Saying that the kids teeth look rotten is bashing in him, it's making more of a point that is mother is a stupid fucking hick that doesn't take care of her kids teefs.
Look at her mid section, minus the cottage cheese. It's a tad bit on the red side no?!!? A little too long in the sun yesterday broiling with the baby oil on?
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 12:13pm.
What is the best way to get the brassy out of your blonde?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."