Tuesday, August 18th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By John Goodman
Here's John Goodman (aka always Dan Conner to me) carrying a couple of tanks filled with whipped cream (his afternoon snack) on the NYC set of his movie, POPOZAO 'N Cheese: The KFed Story. No, John is working on some shit called You Don't Know Jack.
Peep at the tiny pepaw behind. No, it's not a micro-machine version of Ian McKellen. It's none other than Tony Montana himself! Al Pacino doused his dome with silver to play professional plug-puller Dr. Kevorkian. Brenda Vaccaro is also in this shit, so you know it's going to be a winner (Supergirl, anyone?).
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what'd i miss?
anything good?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Oh my... What DID I stagger into?
Team V, you're a kid after my own heart.
Have a drink or 50 for me; all of you. My days are just about over.
Out.
omg. i love roseanne.. the best show ever! i watch the reruns every night and dan conner 4 evaaaaa
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:52pm.
Better hurry, I told her to bring back a friend ;)
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ESE who?
*ratts up hair and reapplies third coat of eyeliner before hiking up boobs*
LOL, TV! At least ESE brought booze!
Hurry home cuz you're missed! xoxoxo
I'm sorry, had to make boot moves...but you know...This crew shows me no mercy. See ya' tomorrow!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:52pm.
Better hurry, I told her to bring back a friend ;)
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:44pm.
I think she may have just qualified for the Ho-lympics running back to the car.
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She would if she knew what was good for her. She'd hafta' go thru a'lotta' dlisted ho's to get to you, TV. I got the crew on speed dial; Dee's got the shank ready, I got the astronaut diapers, C Words got the dough and Jo's got the legalese to get us all off.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:44pm.
I think she may have just qualified for the Ho-lympics running back to the car.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:36pm.
So, I'm staying at the beautiful Red Roof Inn in Edison, NJ. I hear a knock on the door, open it, there stands a prostitute. There I stand in a pair of boxers and my Las Vegas Police Dept. t-shirt. Nitty, you shouldn't have.
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What?! I shouldn't have bought you a LVPD t-shirt last time we were in Vegas?! Cuz I sure as hell didn't order the call girl!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Inside John Goodman is a skinny guy saying "can we get more nachos down here?"
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
oooohhh!!... south park's on, be back in a lil bit!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
So, I'm staying at the beautiful Red Roof Inn in Edison, NJ. I hear a knock on the door, open it, there stands a prostitute. There I stand in a pair of boxers and my Las Vegas Police Dept. t-shirt. Nitty, you shouldn't have.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:29pm.
The tanks are filled with spray-on cheese.
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TeeVeee!!! LOL!!! Can never have enough cheeeeeeeeeeeeeze! Or bacon! Hope the wilds are being nice to you!!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:29pm.
*slaps forehead*... i thought whipped cream.... or maybe propane... hehe... "propane and propane accessories"!!LOL!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:22pm.
clinky clinky!!!
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Winky winky. Hope life's still treatin' you kind, mah bruddah!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
The tanks are filled with spray-on cheese.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:22pm.
clinky clinky!!!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
@ESE..
What a coincidence, me too! LOL
What are the odds...well, okay..what are the odds on the third Tuesday of the eighth month of the ninth year, anyway?
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WTF!!!
Coma Caca!!
*setting up fireworks*... getting lighter ready*... what?!... i'm in a good mood(drunk)!!!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:10pm.
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O.M.G. Just pissed myself...I thought that was only an urban legend?! Hahahahhahaa
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:07pm.
wooo hoo!!! hi, Nitty!!.... wait... i gotta go check my parking spot!!LOL!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
@ESE, Hehehe. *Hides bra strap under wife beater and licks finger before wiping away smudged eyeliner and fluffing bleached and teased hair*
Well, Lookie here, Y'all. I think ESE done juss brung the pardy!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
*breaks seal of Absolut*... *unfolds lawn chair*... *grabs pork rinds*... *waits to be entertained*... come on, people!!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Imagine if a woman in Hollywood was as fat as this pig? Kirstie wasn't as big as this hippo and they tortured her. Gross is gross for a man as well as a woman.
reply •Ya got that right!
GROSS! Who the fuck would do that?
is everyone at the Forums??
Coma Caca!!
Imagine if a woman in Hollywood was as fat as this pig? Kirstie wasn't as big as this hippo and they tortured her. Gross is gross for a man as well as a woman.
Grrr I hate doing someones hair and not getting a fucking tip
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 7:17pm.
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Thanks, my feelings for you at this very moment. Muah
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I can see getting out of the water when I visit will be challenge.
ESE: lol that's funny. Cause I completely forgot about the ID...what a dumb dumb. alrighty. I kept saying to the cashier (he was cute) "I am 29 ooooooook" ( with breasts now). oooh hohoho. (burps) excuse me.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 7:47pm
HAHA!... i got carded last week! as i dug around for my ID laughing, i asked the cashier if they were carding me for the booze or the cigs... i'm 32 years old with a full beard!!LOL!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 7:17pm.
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Thanks, my feelings for you at this very moment. Muah
I got ID'd @ the am/pm (bought..drinkies) and my ID has expired. I told the cashier I have a slip that the new one is in order( i showed the old one ofcourse). I felt like I was in highschool. ahaha. Tomorrow I am picking up my new one (expires every 10 yrs in CR).
Coma Caca!!
I'm home!!!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 6:16pm.
Jazzy, I cant read your posts with the new avie! I have to quickly scroll passed. Please change.
You make me laugh
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Is this one better?
Jazzy, I cant read your posts with the new avie! I have to quickly scroll passed. Please change.
You make me laugh
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 5:45pm.
Oh, my. Not fun. My sympathies.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 5:51pm.
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
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And change your damn siggie! LOL!
jazzfish.
like I said, I dont understand why the old place couldnt fill out the forms- THEY did the last physical and I'm PAYING them to fill it out. I understand why our new office wont- they dont want to sign off on someone elses work- got it.
I told the old place after getting a line of shit today that that's the reason I left their asses. I didnt mention I was on my way to the new office to drop off the papers b/c the lady @ the old place said she spoke w/the manager and they wouyld do it.. LIARS! FUCK THEM!
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
Shiz cammi!
Hard enough to deal with three little ones (gf in same sitch, I help a lot).
Speaking of ladies with three kids, where are ISMU and Hekki?
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 5:45pm.
stupid pediatrician's office...you guys suck and thats why I left.. you SUCK! fuckers!
fuck you and your fucking rules.. YOU were the last ones to give my son his physical- why should it matter if I switched offices? it's not like youre going to submit 'filling out health papers for school' to my insurance- especially sine you charge $5 for that shit. My son isnt even 3 yet...FUCK YOU for SUCKING!
Now I have to schlep 3 kids to the our new pedi to get a physical 3 MONTHS EARLY just to get a paper signed saying that my son has all his limbs, shots and isnt suffering from any diseases... WAY TO FUCK UP MY DAY YOU SUCK ASS RED NECKS!
fuck fuck fuck..
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*hug*
They truly suck. Went through the same thing this week, but luckily not so bad this year.
Sorry to hear about the back, EEG. I am sure the fresh veggies are worth it.
*massage back with oil*
M.E., don't start this kind of talk when I have to leave. Blah.
Talk to you all later. I leave you with a new avie.
Tilda Swinton is hawtt!
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
stupid pediatrician's office...you guys suck and thats why I left.. you SUCK! fuckers!
fuck you and your fucking rules.. YOU were the last ones to give my son his physical- why should it matter if I switched offices? it's not like youre going to submit 'filling out health papers for school' to my insurance- especially sine you charge $5 for that shit. My son isnt even 3 yet...FUCK YOU for SUCKING!
Now I have to schlep 3 kids to the our new pedi to get a physical 3 MONTHS EARLY just to get a paper signed saying that my son has all his limbs, shots and isnt suffering from any diseases... WAY TO FUCK UP MY DAY YOU SUCK ASS RED NECKS!
fuck fuck fuck..
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 5:37pm.
...asexualize myself tonight. ..
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You said you were gonna turn into Tilda Swinton, Chirio.
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Bottom-feeder.
EEG - I've been too busy masturbating!!
22 mins and I am outta this hell place. cant wait to be home...have some beers, asexualize myself tonight. ...wtf did I just say??! waaahahaha
Coma Caca!!
M.E., you rude bitch! Where is my thank you?
Jazz, I put my back out propping up the tomatoes and am kind of blurry with pain. So semi-lurking/posting.
Jazzy, LOL!!!!
I think I'd need massive chemo for that. Along with an exorcism.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 5:24pm.
Anybody still awake? Home now with beer.
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Still at *work*.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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