Wednesday, August 19th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 18th!

You "rock out with your cock out." I "fat out with my cat out." - Captain Who-Who

Runners-up:

Tabbies 4 Tubbies was a very exclusive listing on Craigslist. - Plecostomus

There are 100 ways to skin a cat, but making them scratch it off due to shame and self loathing has to be the cruelest. - jazzfish_77

"And with their long tails and flexible little front paws we don't need a sponge on a stick in the shower anymore." - TexnDoc

Thanks Rosie

Posted by: Michael K


LMMFAO!! Best caption I've seen!!!

Reeter's picture

Very funny, all!

SuperSteph's picture

Best winning comment ever!

I'm still laughing, especially because my orange cat looks exactly like the one in the right pic and it really creeps me out!

Common sense is the genius of humanity - Goethe

kdracofan's picture

lmao loved the winning caption
TOO FUNNY
congrats

snowpiece's picture

Congrats to the Captain and to Pleccy and Jazzy! ♥♥♥♥

TD, shrugs, you know you don't want any of us peons congratulating you anyway! ;P

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Plecostomus's picture

RAWR!!! Congrats, Captain Who-Who who let the cats out of the teabags!

And thanks y'all, as I swing hands with mah fellow bishes jazzy and TexnDoc!!!

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Bottom-feeder.

freebird's picture

YAY PLECO & JAZZY!!! Congrats Captain Who-Who and TexnDoc!

Mother Superior's picture

Sooo funny, congrats! :D LOL @ Jazz

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Congrats to all you funny bastuhjiz
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loozer's picture

Congrats Weiners!!
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Raul Duke's picture

Congrats sluts.

The C word's picture

Congrats winners!! :D

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jazzfish_77's picture

Congratulations Captain Who-Who!!!

That was awesome TexnDoc!! Also congrats to Pleco for a funny one!!

Thanks MK!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Calico to Ginger: Don't worry. Later we'll download kiddie porn and get them in real trouble.

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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca

And THIS is what prompted PETA's new ad campaign!!

IN THIS ECONOMY, how is Demi's waxer from the 80's STILL getting work?

WTF, Klaus, I told you we shouldn't have taken the good shit before being adopted. Time for Intervention indeed.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Celine & Rene's duet, "My Hard Will Go On"
never made it to the public.

They still don't know why.

um guys, your pussies are showing

Oceannia420's picture

♪ Just think how many people will be calling us pussy's honey!!

imcoolerthanyou's picture

this isnt a comment but who says "hey hon lets strip down to nothing and put our cats over our private parts and take a family photo"?

imcoolerthanyou's picture

apparently there is a new STD that forms cats on your nether regions

imcoolerthanyou's picture

wow, those are some hairy pussies

imcoolerthanyou's picture

we both love pussy

Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco join a nudist camp for pussies.

Catastrophe!

Cookie123's picture

Arkansas Family Photos always include the pets.

this is what happens when you forget to shave your chia pussy.

Next on Animal Planet: Cats with hemorroids that look like people.

Manimal5's picture

Sure, our cousin Garfield gets to be a movie star and we get stuck with Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafouco.

mahaatma's picture

...sure, Garfield and Fluffy were pissed...after years of abuse being rubbed on nekkid genitals, the sex tapes were almost too much to bear...

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LNSH's picture

No one won the contest to find three pussies. People could only find two.

lazee's picture

McSteamy's disappointing "nekkid" tape.

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Janny31's picture

Poor little pussy looked choked!
Janny

jalynne's picture

PETA shows the Vanessa Hudgens of the world how to cover your pussy and take a photo.

Failed students of the Perez Hilton guide to instant stardom: "Let the photographers catch you with your pussy hanging out!"

More Cats to Love

jalynne's picture

Calico: Do you smell rotten fish?

chefcammi's picture

This picture is so wrong even the guys nipple is trying to hide in shame.

Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

sure, everybody's all smiles for the foursome until they're up late at night putting neosporin on the scratch marks!

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mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"

NitWitty's picture

So what? They're just proud of their Scottish Folds.
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Vern's picture

Mom? Dad? You told me Fluffy and Mr. Pickles went to heaven!!!!!

Vern's picture

At least these are less creepy than the photos they took with their kids.

mahaatma's picture

...Nobody had to tel Lori and Bob Flesher to smile during their family photo...fluffy kitties on your privates are heaven!...

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chefcammi's picture

Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Ronsan Christmas Cards.

Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.

freebird's picture

I could be eating spaghetti right now.

danperducci's picture

FOUR FAT PUSSIES!

Here they are.... Lester, Maryanne, Ginger, and Hotscoptch all together for the yearly 'Tubby Pussy' convention.

My pussy is bigger than yours.

Trixie1223's picture

Why did I think the Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart trist was going to be sexier?