Take Three
Sean Penn and Robin Wright's yo-yo of a marriage is back down again. Robin Wright has once again filed for divorce for the third damn time. Third time's a charm?
People says that Robin filed for The Big D on August 12th in Marin County, CA. They list "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for their split. Translation: Sean Penn still won't give up the bad shit and random pussy.
The documents also state that they will share custody of their 16-year-old son Hopper Jack. Robin is not asking for spousal support.
You know the ho at the court who handles the divorce papers is sick of seeing both of their names. Bitch just rolls her eyes, smacks her gum, stamps that shit and keeps it close just in case they change their minds again. For real, bitch should start up the paper shredder, because it won't be long before Robin and Sean take it all back. But for Robin's sake, I hope it sticks this time.
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Sean Penn is the most over-rated piece in Hollywood. It's political somehow. He gets an Oscar for his week performance as a man on death row while at the same time Kiefer Sutherland wrote, directed and starred in THE LIGHT OF DAY which was hard core and an accurage depiction and revealing - well piss on the Oscars. Piss on Sean Penn- he is as homely as a mud fence.
More proof? Meryl Streep won for Out of Africa where she basically a rich woman who got to do whatever she want and caught STDs from her rich boyfriend (maybe should have been called Out Of Paris Hilton) and the movie that DIDN'T win was The Color Purple.
Oscars are some messed up bitches.
As an actor, Penn is wonderful. As a humanbeing, he sucks. There is no reason he should be cheating on beautiful Robin with likes of Lohan and nose candy. Robin should get out and get her cougar on (like another Dlisted commenter said). He hit Madonna. You really think he hasnt done the same to Robin. Everytime I see her, she always looks so weathered and beaten down emotionally. You know that is Penn's doing. The Coup de gras was the not thanking her at the Oscars. I know his reasoning but idk why it still botered me.
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Resistance is Futile!
Thats the only kid I have heard of named after the toilet bowl. The only way it could have been worse is if they named him Crapper.
These two bitches need to make this a done deal once and for all.
Robin is a beautiful and incredibly talented woman and deserves a whole lot more than the shit he dishes out.
Move the fuck on woman!
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
It seems that it could be the real deal this time, as they already decided on the custody of their son and financial agreement; according to the document filed.
Robin should take a leaf from Penn's first wife book; get her cougar on and just have some fun in life.
Life's too short to just waste it on someone who doesn't deserve all that you've given him.
Stop being a doormat, for fuck sake!
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
he's looking more and more like big daddy ed roth from the custom hot rod sixties....or his character Rat Fink.....heyyyyyy....I'm the same ethnic background as Sean....(and harrison ford for that matter)....I can
say it......Robin! I'm available and right across the bridge
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Ugh... I hate this shit.
Why can't she move on already? Hopefully she will finally divorce this asshole, but I'm not convinced, seeing how she had two chances already and somehow decided to continue in a relationship with him.
YAWN.....
I hate him....
YAWN........
Great actor. I'd not be married to him, for all the $$ in the world.
Robin is a gorgeous, gorgeous woman.
He looks more and more like Satan every day
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
♪ I will say this ~~~~~~~ IT ain't easy making a marriage WORK ppl!!! Trust me b/c I'm going thru the same thing. I kick him out,, he eventually comes back, it works for awhile, then the "being taken for granted" rears it's ugly head once again``` out the door he goes, only to come back 6 months later for another try!!! LOL 4 yrs later ``` I told him that "I'm done once & for ALL" and he is once again going to move on out.. Only THIS time``` HE isn't coming back, b/c I'm going to date a.s.a.p. and find a person who is on the same page as myself!! If not, I'm better off alone, then miserable! LIFE!!!!!!!! You only got one to live `` so be happy doing it!!! :)
I think it might be for real this time. I hope so. Robin is still beautiful, she can act, her kids are mostly grown and she's not dependent on him for money. It's time for her to move on!!
Nooooooooooo! If these two kids can't make it work, who can???
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Smug twat face!
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Bitch just rolls her eyes, smacks her gum, stamps that shit and keeps it close just in case they change their minds again.
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LMAO! MK, you KNOW that's exactly how it is!! Especially the gum part - altho it's usually a "crack" rather than a "smack", if you can get that wad 'o gum **jess** right in yo' mouf...
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Etch-a-Sketch mentality.
Stick the landing this time, Robin! You can do better!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
As many times as divorce has been filed I can only imagine the level of shittiness in their marriage.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
ugh, wake me up when is for real.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Robin, I think it's time.
You've put up with so much shit throughout the years that you DESERVE better, MUCH better.
I say let each other go, for the love of humanity.
Submitted by applehead on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 1:49pm.
She's got to be;
1. incredibly desperate
2. incredibly stupid
3. incredibly insecure
4. all the above
you pick.
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Or just maybe she believed the vows she took and wanted to exhaust all avenues trying to make it work for her kids...
We bash these celebs for throwing in the towel quickly and bash them for hanging on too long...
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No reason OR excuse for putting up with a hitter! FUCK him!!! She AND the kids will be better off. WTF are YOU thinking???
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
I'm with you Momus~ let's all hope this is the case, not "dickmatization"...THx for that one MK! (my twist hopefully is not disapproved of in this case ;))
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"I'm Not an Alcoholic, I'm a Wine Connoisseur!"
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 2:52pm.
He looks like a cad and has smarmy bastard face.
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I like the way you think. LMAO.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Hahahahaha!
Happy Birthday Mr. PEEN!
Again??
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Again??
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He looks like a cad and has smarmy bastard face.
Get it over with already!
But for Robin's sake, I hope it sticks this time.
Nice call MK.
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Posted by h.s.o.t.d 8/4/09 and re-printed without permission:
"If no ones watching Britney, does she still exist?"
As I said earlier, in the Open Post:
Methinks that she waited until he signed several contracts, after his Oscar win, so that the marital estate is more valuable; she'll get a chunk of the paychecks.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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either she is on smack as well or they love having angry post-divorce sex.
If anybody deserves alimony and child support it's Robin Wright Penn. Putting up with Sean Penn all these years? Let's call it "Hazard Pay".
Robin Wright is intelligent, talented, and may I say attractive; but Sean couldn't keep his dick in his pants or his raging ego in check. I hope she calls Robyn Gibson. She'll show her the ropes.
Only druggies do this shit..dont tell me she doesnt snort coke? come on.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 1:49pm.
She's got to be;
1. incredibly desperate
2. incredibly stupid
3. incredibly insecure
4. all the above
you pick.
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Or just maybe she believed the vows she took and wanted to exhaust all avenues trying to make it work for her kids...
We bash these celebs for throwing in the towel quickly and bash them for hanging on too long...
AAAHHHHH....that picture of him just screams douchiness...he has that "i just got a bj in the bathroom " face....
yeah I hope this one takes! and I thought a 16yo can tell the courts where he wants to live; (probablyyy Sean because he's fun/cool!)
"So what, no f**kin' ziti now?"- A.J.
I love Buttercup, but she and Penn deserve each other. No one else would put up with the other's shit. It's probably fun for them.
LOL Loozer! I loved that clip!!! I'm going to work on my dance moves.
God it would suck to live with Sean Penn. Bleh!
Submitted by Vera Charles on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 2:02pm.
Sean Penn's face looks like a claymation sculpture of one of the Three Musketeers that somebody sort of shmushed in a little.
Look, give Robin Wright a break. She doesn't have much to do beyond Yoga class, lunch at Nobu, and walking listlessly down the Malibu beach, clutching a pashmina tightly around her shoulders.
Filling out all those divorce papers gives her a reason to get up in the morning. She stands there with a cup of coffee directing her assistant to fill in all the spaces. "No you stupid whore! You spell it i-r-r-e-c-o-n, um, uh, LOOK IT UP!"
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Bahahahahahahahahhaha! I just pictured that and it made me choke on a grain of rice. Thank you!
I just get a major sociopathic/narcissistic vibe from Penn.
Run Robin, Ruuuuunnnn!
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Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun; Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung; Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll; And I would never, I would never, I would
I swear Robin was the guess to a blind item about sniffing it out in the bathroom at the Academy Awards with some A list actress. And Sean is constantly mentioned in blind items about his addiction to Mr Sniffles. He HAS to be on the hard shit NO ONE and I mean NO ONE has aged as badly as Sean has.
All hop in the carousel. Fair warning, it won't stop so it will keep on going and going and going...
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Robin must be a glutton for punishment. What other explanation can there be?
Sean Pean is
1. Ugly
2. a douchebag
3. overrated
and most importantly
4. put his peen in the infected carvernous vadge of Vadge.
I think Penn was the subject of a blind item recently about the nose candy. Plus he's probably a dick on top of that.
All the smug exuding from that photo is melting my monitor and giving me a rash.
You gotta know that there is a major reason why she sticks with him....and I think it's beacuse he CAN get the good stuff. Also - jerk that he is, he is still high-profile Hollywood - Penn has more Oscars in store, so she might have been banking on his profile.
In any case, eventually he is going to do a Madonna on her (if he has not already). He is a timebomb, and she should really get out fast.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
ugh, they need to NOT reconcile their differences again. she can do a million times better - she's beautiful and he looks like a rodent.
Sean Penn's face looks like a claymation sculpture of one of the Three Musketeers that somebody sort of shmushed in a little.
Look, give Robin Wright a break. She doesn't have much to do beyond Yoga class, lunch at Nobu, and walking listlessly down the Malibu beach, clutching a pashmina tightly around her shoulders.
Filling out all those divorce papers gives her a reason to get up in the morning. She stands there with a cup of coffee directing her assistant to fill in all the spaces. "No you stupid whore! You spell it i-r-r-e-c-o-n, um, uh, LOOK IT UP!"