Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
You would think that in the Internet age it would be very difficult for a well-known person to fabricate their history. However, that is exactly what this youngish multi-hyphenate has done. She is approximately five years older than she claims to be, and she did not grow up in an upper middle class neighborhood, nor go to private school. She has been known to dabble in some unsavory substances that are in direct contradiction to her public persona. Perhaps as long as she maintains A-list status she has the power to convince people that her alternate identity is the truth. (Blind Gossip)
I know this blind item isn't about Kim Zolciak (in the picture above), but one day Detective La Toya and I will catch that age-lair! But for now, my guesses are either singer/dancer/actress/wig hero Beyonce, Catherine Zeta-Jones, or pole-dancer/child role model Noah Cyrus?
I guess this guy is a reality show host. The show is not really scripted although it does manage to usually bring out the tears. Anyway, the host likes to make it seem like everything on the show is all his idea when actually it is a team of people and he shows up for five minutes and takes the credit. He is also trying to sell the ideas that the other people have created and pass them off as his own. (CDAN)
Ty Pennington?
Which ageing singer has become so obsessed with Botox and fillers, his friends have started calling him 'Frank', after Frankenstein's Monster... (3am)
Barry Manilow or George Michael?
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number 1 has to be beyonce i remember hearing all the rumours and about a month ago on GMTV they had a section on celebs who lie about their age and said Be-weaved is actually 34 and was accidently outed by a friend. to add more fire to the mix, i was out at a club last year and a good friend of mine knows quite a few people so i got chatting to one of Destiny's childs managers when they're in the UK as i had met them before ( i should add they are not pretentious in the slightest lovely and down to earth) being a bit nosy i was asking about them and he was like Beyonce's image is just that an image she pretends to be the good christian girl but she is naughty has done and prob still did coke and he saw with his own eyes, needless to say i was a little shocked so i think she may be in the running
1) Catherine Zeta-Jones - she likes to make like where she's from (The Mumbles in Wales) is a nice place. It ain't.
3) Steven Tyler.
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#1 Evan Rachel Wood? That's not really hyphenated though.
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I actually think 1. is Jennifer Love Hewitt. CZJ is Welsh and I don't think anybody thinks there is an upper-middle class neighborhood anywhere in Wales.
weird that someone would lie about being upper class. seems most celebs fall over each other trying to out "poor" each other!
the one about ty is stupid. does anyone really think he has a show and is on other shows and writes books and sells sears stuff (and develops products) and works on someone's house all week? if they do, well...
CZJ is at least 50. She never ages, has been 38 for about 12 years. It's easy to do, she just never updates her bio. BTW, she is A List. Anyone who has an Oscar is AList and always will be, whether we think they are or not.
BTW, Whatever Beyonce is now quite different from her younger years. I know the church they went to, smack dab in the downtown section of Houston, and poor little kids everywhere. She and the other two Chilren gave half million bones to the church to thank them for their support. Really a class act. Beyonce is the age she says she is.
I have a long commute so I thought about "multi-hyphenate" some more. Maybe the writer meant "actor/singer/surgeon," but I don't think hyphens are correct there. Someone like Beyoncé or J-Lo could be considered *gagging* an actress/singer/designer....
Number one is definitely CZJ, The hyphenated name leaves out Bouncy. CZJ used to be very beautiful before she went and ruined herself with all the unnecessary plastic surgery. She used to date the Simply Red bands lead singer in the 80's and was known to be quite an experienced groupie back in the day. It is amazing how these celebutards lie about their ages like they think we don't remember how old they actually are! Same with Dumbi Moore who (like CZJ) is also much older than she claims (if Ashton only knew his wife could be his grandma! no wonder they never had kids, her menses stopped 8 years ago!). I remember seeing her on a local television show with her first hubby Moore (a seedy rocker Ashton look a like) way back in 1978, LONG BEFORE her General Hospital Days. Now she claims to be younger than I am and I laugh because I know for sure it is such a lie and I am amazed at the audacity of these freaks thinking we don't know the truth. You might be able to fool Ashton Kutcher, and buy yourself every breast, face, ass lift nip & tuck job available, but really, don't kid yourself, many of us know and remember exactly how old you really are!
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No. 1 says "youngish multi-hyphenate". Catherine Zeta Jones isn't "youngish", even if/when she puts her age down.
Even Ty knows he doesn't come up with that stuff alone. I miss the original Trading Spaces.
#1 I'm going with Beyaki
She claimed in a recentish interview that she went to a private school (lies) and has deluded herself into thinking she's upper-class.
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#2 is definitely Ty Pennington. That circus took over my town for a week and well...the crew likes to talk. And (according to the crew) Ty *SHOCKER!* does crack.
1- Beyonce or Jennifer Lopez
2- Ty Pennington
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1.) has to be Beyonce, I get the feeling, at least to begin with, that she wanted to portray a classy upmarket image of herself, until the marketing people told her to chop and change accordingly...
On the topic of Beyonce and lies... I distinctly remember her saying in an interview that she doesn't wear fragrance because she was allergic, only to later endorse a few different ones... girl has zero substance...
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Just cuz I'm a dork, Zeta-Jones, say, would be a hyphenate. I don't know many people with multi-hyphenated names. I guess you could have Jean-Claude Arias-Jackson or something...
#1 - Katherine Heigel ???
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Hello all. I'm new. Love the site, and finally wanted to post a comment.
I think #1 is beyonce. I know it's been rumored that she is 5 years (at least) older than she claims. Although it's not been officially proven, the rumors persist. Also, she does lie about growing up "upper class" and going to "private school" (she claims she's "upper class" because her father had a jaguar). I can't think of anyone else A-list that lies about those specific things, not to mention having a goody-goody image that drugs wouldn't fit into. She even has claimed not to drink, although she's been photographed leaving night-clubs drunk.
#2- could it be ryan seacrest on AI? I don't watch the show, but I suppose some people cry when the winner is declared, and the taking undue credit seems like the kind of douche-baggy thing ryan seacrest would do.
#3- any older (probably gay) singer. I'll say elton john because no one has.
Based on the ages she's claimed to be over time in the past, CZJ ages only 2 months each year. So maybe some mathematically inclined person could tell us, based on how old she claims to be this year, when she was actually born.
How could #1 be Zeta-Jones? She is definitely NOT A-List!! She hasn't had a hit since "Chicago." I also don't think it's Beyonce. I know some of the black blogs are calling her out on her age, and she does look older, but I think she is truly 27!! It's just all the big wigs and all the makeup that is ageing her. She really should wash her face and wear her natural hair.
It is also not Sarah Jessica Parker because she grew up (on welfare) in my city and went to a public high school (performing arts) and over the years everybody here knows her age. Also not Angelina because she would have had to lie about her age from the day she was born because it's on Jon Voight's bio.
I think everybody is barking up the wrong trees with #1. It's somebody that no one has mentioned yet and I have no idea. However, #2 is Ty P and #3 is Barry M. For sure!!
#1 is EVERY woman (and some men) in Hollywood. Except for the growing up rich part. Some people like to pretend they grew up in the ghetto.
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Thank you. I've been saying the same thing for years. CZJ used to be older than me, then we were the same age and now she is considerably younger than me.
I don't know if she is A list or if she is even on a list but is it Jennifer Love Hewitt? I don't believe she just turned 30 and when you look at the old Sister Act credits the word Love was in "" and very obviously not part of her name. Yuck..."love"....how gross and hippy-ish.
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But if you go by the definition then I might even think Vanessa Hudgens?
1) Rebecca Romijn-Stamos-O'Connell or Eva Longoria-Parker
I think the "Multi-Hyphenate" refers to the last name
I don't think it's Angelina because her background is too well-known bc her father was a semi-famous actor. So I'll go with Beyonce, because it fits her too well.
Dnno bout the other two.
i'll go wit beyonce for no. 1 because CZJ married an A-lister, but to me hasn't done anything lately to remain as A-list, HERSELF. lady gaga has said drugs were always there while at clubs. No shock there, but she doesn't come as worrying about public "persona", and maybe the alternate identity is a clue as to sasha fierce?
2. agree wit mk
3. all of them?
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 3:27pm.
Dayum. I totally forgot about Kenny "Stretched Face" Rogers.
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#1 - B
#3 - Barry Manilow, for sure.
#2 - ?????
Submitted by lizz on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 3:06pm.
I went to elementary school with Beyonce back in the day, so I know her age is somewhat true.
Maybe she was held back a few years for being stoopid.
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 3:27pm.
1. Adoptolina
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truth - I stole that from another dlister this morning raggin on the Tarrantino remark... I think shut the smurf up... Brilliant tho, eh??
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It's not Beyonce. Her birth record is ancestry.com and it says she was born in 1981.
Re the "Frank" BI: 3am is a UK site that focuses on UK slebs.
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 3:27pm.
1. Adoptolina
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1. Adoptolina
2. Ty (I am God) Pennington
3. Kenny Rogers
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Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 2:38pm.
1. Catherine Zeta-Jones (old news)
2. Gable Painter, the Restorer Guy
3. Wayne Newton
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Darn it, Momus! I was going to say Wayne Newton! : )
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1 - Lady Ga-ga
2 - Ty penington and he needs to be shot
3 - I have no idea.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 3:18pm.
I agree with Mr.Bocca.
I remember Brit from the old days and after all the shit she has been through, we pretty much know EVERYTHING about her. I’m sure lies about her age would have come out by now.
Beyonce I ALWAYS thought looked way older for her alleged age, black women are supposed to age better than that.
Submitted by mharker on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 2:31pm.
Yeah, I've read that she's a graduate of some "school of prestige" also, not to mention MK called that bitche's bluff about her age days ago! And I think she was on drugs. Which doesn't bother me, but just be honest about it!
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I remember when CZJ first started making it big in the UK (huge in Wales, obviously) and she was a couple of years older than me then. Now I read everywhere that she is 2 or 3 years younger than me. Her family won a heap of money playing bingo and she did go to a private college after that but she left the UK equivalent of High School without qualifications.
the blind item about ty pennington is totally true! a family friend worked on a few homes on extreme makeover with ty, and the bitch was never there! my family friend and the other workers did most of the job, and ty would show up for 5 minutes and pass it off as his own. and that special room he supposedly does for the homeowner that usually makes us cry? yeah, not done by him at all, either. sorry to crush your dreams. this blind item is true.
Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 2:59pm.
Britney is older than she says she is. But I thought it was closer to three years.
Doubt she went to private school and she claims she was in some private school b/c of Disney. Dumbass speaks like she hasn't read a book and doesn't know how to spell the word. And we all know she's had heaps of drugs and is A list.
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Britney is NOT older then she says she is! Britney and Beyonce are supposedly the same age but Beyonce looks atleast 5-6 older then Britney! Not to mention that MTO just called out Beyonce for lieing in an interview (which the show proof of) about being in private schools!
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CZJ "youngish"? No way.
I went to elementary school with Beyonce back in the day, so I know her age is somewhat true.
But it wasn't private and definitely not upper-middle class. Depending on the area of the neighborhood, it was either middle-class-lite or straight up ghetto.
However, she's never said she didn't go to our elementary school and still shows up for the big events every few years, so I doubt this blind item is about her.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 2:38pm.
1. Catherine Zeta-Jones (old news)
2. Gable Painter, the Restorer Guy
3. Wayne Newton
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Darn it, Momus! I was going to say Wayne Newton! : )
Britney is older than she says she is. But I thought it was closer to three years.
Doubt she went to private school and she claims she was in some private school b/c of Disney. Dumbass speaks like she hasn't read a book and doesn't know how to spell the word. And we all know she's had heaps of drugs and is A list.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 2:46pm.
I think they mean "multi-hypenate" as in "singer-dancer-actress," not the name.
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That description could still fit CZJ.
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But it also means Beyonce has a shot!
However, I was looking up Beyonce's Wiki page...she went to a private elementary school in Houston (it says). But she also went a "magnet" high school for performing arts (it's public, you just have to apply and be accepted) and Alief Elsik HS, which is in a not-too-great suburb of Houston.
CZJ, I think, did say she went to private school...and she is always dogged with rumors about her age. I'd have to go with CZJ.
Beyonce seems like a better guess for #1 - she claims to be 27, but there is a birth certificate out there that makes her 32 (although its authenticity is questioned). I thought CZJ lied about her age by a full 10 years.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 2:46pm.
I think they mean "multi-hypenate" as in "singer-dancer-actress," not the name.
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That description could still fit CZJ.
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Submitted by spankypants on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 2:41pm.
CZJ IS older than she says, but I think this one is Beyonce. Some of the Black oriented gossip sites have been onto her for a while and Beyonce's lies are a regular feature. One claimed to have her real birth certificate
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