NeNe Used To Be A Stripper
The Real Housewives of Atlanta's NeNe Leakes has a book out called Buy This So I Don't Get Evicted Again Never Make The Same Mistake Twice and in it she talks about how she once popped her pussay for a dollar when she was in her 20s. But who hasn't? I'm sure Kim Zolciak has made her merkin shimmy to pay a car note. On second thought, Kim is hardcore. She's not a stripper, she's a straight up prostitution whore. Ah, but I digress...
Nene writes in her book (via Gatecrasher), "Yes, I was a stripper - let the judgments ensue. I'm not ashamed. What difference does it make if I danced or not? Is the sun going to stop shining? Is my past taking food out of your mouth? [I stripped] for the sake of my son, and to restore my confidence in myself. My son was in private school, his father wasn't chipping in for pull-ups or food, I had no job and no money coming in, the rent was past due, and the super told me and my roommate that our condo owner was about to put us out. It was about survival. I could make $500 off one guy just by turning him on. These men were obviously there to see what I had, and I quickly realized that those men weren't there to make me feel bad about myself."
I would never judge NeNe for getting paid. A dollar is a dollar. But I will judge her for her choice of a stripper name. NeNe says she want by the moniker "Silk." Now I know NeNe can do better than that! I mean, was The Chocolate Fox already taken? Or PuNeNe? Or LBB (Low-Budget Bitch)? Any of those are better than Silk!
And if NeNe should ever decide to make her triumphant return to the pole, this should be the song she bumps it to. I present to you the full version of Kim Zolciak's "Tardy for the Party."
I'm sure you can see Kim performing this soon-to-be international hit at the wig section inside a swap meet near you!
I'm so disgusted with myself, because I've been singing this song all day. Why do I hate myself so?
(Thanks ChicagoSnitch)
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Paintstripper perhaps, wouldn`t give a dime to so her naked
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Paintstripper perhaps, wouldn`t give a dimme to so her naked
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
People ask why we watch this shit-in my case, I just want to see someone more f'ed up than I am making a bigger mess outta their lives.
I've been a fan of this website for 1 1/2 years and I've never felt the need to register and comment before BUT that song was the biggest piece of shit I have ever heard. You can't even hear her voice. The whole song is synthesized.
oh holy dog balls, i just think its way too hilarious after dwight did "the crawl" that song was just way too precious! lmao, i loves me some nene and dwight for that matter! loves it, loves it.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
All I can hear when i listen to the chorus is "...don't be TARTY for the party.."
It sounds like the mantra she repeats to herself when choosing outfits. But it's not working.
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"I don't have a problem with anger, Dale, I have a problem with idiots"...Hank Hill
Lol at the people saying she was lying about being a stripper. The question was: was she an EX stripper, she said no, now she just stripped for her husband.....
It's pretty said when a joke Nene makes goes over your head lol.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:44pm.
What, no tip? XD
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Judging by the size and shape of her mouth, had I given her "just the tip", it would've just rattled around the edges.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:44pm.
What, no tip? XD
I think I got a lapdance from her once. She still owes me change for a quarter.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Ok... If this song was playing in a club, I'd totally be shaking my ass off right now.
I have terrible taste in music. *headdesk*
"After mah third glass of waannnne..."
It's scary, but "Tardy for the Party" is really growing on me. I'm ready to see a video with her and Gaga prancing around with Dwight in a chinchilla by the pool.
"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player
if she leakes she musta quit....if the thong is wett you must acquit
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i don't remember her denying that she used to strip, but she redirected the question with her answer in that she put it like- yeah, i still do strip, i strip for greg (husband).
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
guess im tardy for the party
Well shit. I used to refer to the Housewives as Trash with Cash. "Trash" just doesn't have the same ring to it. THIS ECONOMY is really sucking the life outa' me.
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Wow. Bravo gets some real winners for the "Real Housewives of.." series don't they? Ex- strippers, Ex-cons, Ex-men (Sorry I couldn't resist) Bitch should go back to the Pole to keep from being evicted again but go by the name Black Manta or something...
Submitted by Infamous on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 5:16pm.
wait didnt this hefer DENY on the reunion show last season that she wasnt a stripper?! Im confused
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Yes she did.
Incidentally, the Atlanta howives (and the OC ones) are the ones I cannot watch.
Nothing New! All those chicks are phony! Why do people watch that sh!t?!
I didn't think this was possible, but "Tardy for the Party" has managed to make "The Stars Are Blind" seem like High Art.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Nene is one of those people who can never be hated no matter what they do. She is born lucky.
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yeah she stripped!so.LOL whatever.:)at least she's real.unlike...
tawdy fuh the pahty.
"So what, no f**kin' ziti now?"- A.J.
Hope her crotch wasn't ashy like ... I swear yesterday's N/C pix gave me nightmares ... tonight I'll have to find a happy place before I pass out
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Tardy for the party?
What in the goddamn ga-ga wannabe hell is this?
tardy for the party...
LMMFAO
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by menotknow on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 4:02pm.
she looks like mary j. blige in that pic..
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If Mary J. Blige had a baby with New York, this is what it would look like...
But with that said, I watch RHOA because of Nene she's my favorite.
Submitted by Coif on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 4:52pm.
This fat ass used to be a stripper!?!?!
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"Is the sun going to stop shining?" It might, perhaps, if she was standing at the right angle.
I know, I'm mean. lol.
i also like the "fuuuuck yeeah's" that are peppered in the chorus....
Hey, that one slipped past me 'til I read it again. Pull-ups when you are in private school=short bus time. Apparently he got his manly shoulders and low IQ from Mommy's side of the family.
"after ma third glass of wine"
what a fucking master piece the song is and what songbird's Kim and her wig are!!!!
I agree-Ne Ne is my favorite and she is definitly a candidate for hot slut....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by applehead on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 3:33pm.
Her son was in private school wearing a pull up? Is he "special" or something?
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hehe, that's what I thought when I read that!
I don't remember her denying that she stripped, I think she just "skirted" the issue by saying, oh yes I strip all of the time...for my husband!
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I thought her stripper name would be chewbacca. Nee Nee is the first woman I have ever seen who looks like a linebacker and acts like a $3 whore while thinking she was sophisticated. As far as Kim goes, please forgive me but the song was a lot better than I expected. That's not saying much because I originally expected my cat to screech in horror along with it and all he did was run from the room leaving a piss trail.
why the fuck can i NOT stop listening to this trash ?
I can see MK dancing all over his apartment singing Tardy for the party if I close my eyes.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
wait didnt this hefer DENY on the reunion show last season that she wasnt a stripper?! Im confused
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when is this going to be availablw in ring tone? ahahaha
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
i wonder if this is how she met greg?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Don't know who this is, don't care, won't listen, and you can't make me.
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This fat ass used to be a stripper!?!?!
WOW THE SONG IS COMPLETELY UNIQUE AND FRESH!
2.2 seconds on the song....who hasnt stripped? Madonna flashed her coochie when it had its own handler ( and gardener) in photos for EVAH and EVAH for 20 bucks ....... at least NeNe got a job!!!!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
And in "No Shit News" - Elton John is gay!
Shocker....
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"feeling good after my third glass of wine"...i want that on my tombstone....except usually for me it's five or six...i have the clearest picture in my head of a stripper in a day glo bikini working the pole to this at 10 in the morning
I have been dying to hear this song for a while now!!! I don't care for Kim Z. so much but I'll bump this song. I'm bumpin' it right now, Boos. Loves it!!!
yes nene males dressed as females can be strippers and it won't be frowned upon
she looks like mary j. blige in that pic...
no fuckin joke--my cat just gave me the dirtiest look when that song started blasting out of my computer
NeNe should do a song "Work Dat Pole like a Pro".
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Sounds like Shitney. Manufactured techno-pop.
I do hate her short wig though