Tuesday, August 18th 2009
The Cyrus Stallion Rides Again!
Trace Cyrus isn't going to just lay around in his stall, chewing on carrots while nursing a broken heart. No, Trace is going to show that Demi Lovato chick that he is moving on. Last night in Hollywood, Trace galloped down the streets with a Demi look-alike he probably leased from Craigslist.
The two just couldn't resist their animal attraction towards each other, so they mouth fucked in front of the paps. While everyone who was witnessing lost all feeling in their genitals, the Demi wannabe lost her dignity. It's a fair trade!
And when Trace is finished doing Equus shit with that chick, he needs to immediately report to The Maury Povich Studios. I'm pretty sure that Trace's true parents are Jesse Camp and Flicka. The truth must be revealed!
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Oh......my.......FUCKING GOD WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!? It's the "Deliverance" version of Marilyn Manson...oh my fucking eyes. Holy SHIT. SERIOUSLY?!?!? I hate to say it but it seems like Miley got the looks in this family!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
He looks like the Peter Pan dude (what's his name - ya know, the guy who has a website showcasing pics of himself dressed up like Peter Pan and dressed in little girl dresses?) He looks like a tatted-up, Mr. Ed-faced version of him!
The Cyrus family is one unfortunate looking bunch of bumpkins.
This is the best entertainment on the web gossip pages today! Its all funny but when Miley Cyrus goes on tour in Sept. this Trace is going with his band Metro Station as her opening act. So this is what is going out to the little girls who love Miley. Somehow I wouldn't want my little girl adoring Trace. He's scary and I'm a mature adult.
Be friendly, it rocks!
I'd hit it.
So I see he went in the complete other direction...kind of like preacher's kids trying to be badasses...
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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I honestly thought it was Lady Starlight at first!
http://www.myspace.com/ladystarlightnyc
This is not his son!! His son is cute as a button and does not have the long face. His real son stays out of the spot light as much as possible for the time being. This is a wanna be,but will never be as far as carring the cyrus name. I guess he thinks if he can pull this off with the name it will make him "Famous" Right!
I am thinking the mother may be billy's X and i am sure this is where this is coming from, if he reads the comments that have been posted he is in for a great surprise as far as his looks. He really should of went about this in a different way if he wanted to be well known as far as being a cyrus. They are just country people that have made it to the top with their music and he is not your average country person. Good Lord does he even sing? If so what is it he sings not country that is for sure. POOR Ugly Guy maybe he could change his hair or something, that may help him, then again maybe if he could act differently and not so much like a male slut and be with Miley in pictures and Billy that might help him some. He is not the son or real brother so he might as well Hang It Up and out to dry. He needs to take a different route use a different name at least.he is certainly not going to get any place with the way he going about it now. Can't wait to see what Billy has to say about all this!! Oh My!
QUE FEO!!!!!!!!
He is really weird looking for being a Cyrus. Knew he existed but never knew what he looked like.
Does look like Demi in pics.
Overall the only thing this particular blog interested me in doing was looking up who Kent Taylor did for getting his Hollywood star.
I just watched the metrostation video on utube and I am so sad now about who is singing it. The video sucks, the band members are horrible looking and I am so sad about this song (shake shake...blah) being anything to do with any Cyrus. sigh, what is the world coming to?
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
W.I.T.S. Holy Anagram Batman! Mr. Ed must be jealous of those monster choppers he's got there! Poor Cyrus', 1st Myley now Trace. How'd 'ya like to be in That Gene Pool? That's 1 hoof for Yay, 2 Hoofs for Nay! LMFAO!
is that a neck tat or a scarf?
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"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
God he is fucking ugly!!!!!!!!
Wow. He's fucking FUG.
oh Billy Ray is not his dad? call Maury because i'm pretty sure it's Seabiscuit.
"Trace Cyrus: Born abt 1989. Trace is a guitarist/singer for the band Metro Station. His mother is Leticia Cyrus and his father is Baxter Neal Helson."
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I wouldn't believe this is Miley's once Cute little brother except his long face is identical to hers.
As for his mama trying to look like Miley's
sister, what about his dad trying to look like a teenager with that horrible hair do that looks like a dirty mop. I suppose he does that so he can look like Miley's friend instead of her dad. The old Cyrus family has gone to pot trying to stay connected to Miley's fame and fortune. God only knows what this kid is trying to do. He looks like a freak. Instead of billy Ray following Miley's every step, he should have been following this kid and giving him some direction
I wouldn't believe this is Miley's once Cute little brother except his long face is identical to hers.
As for his mama trying to look like Miley's
sister, what about his dad trying to look like a teenager with that horrible hair do that looks like a dirty mop. I suppose he does that so he can look like Miley's friend instead of her dad. The old Cyrus family has gone to pot trying to stay connected to Miley's fame and fortune. God only knows what this kid is trying to do. He looks like a freak. Instead of billy Ray following Miley's every step, he should have been following this kid and giving him some direction
P.s. in one of the pics is some dude handing him a 20 so he can go buy a new pair of pants that arent shiteous? Or maybe its to go get himself a decent meal instead of meth on a stick????
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does...
This dude (if that's actually what it is, and not a hermaphrodite) has to be a cross between a rat and a horse. And maybe a bug eyed alien tossed into the mix somewhere. FUGGGGGGGGGGG. And there are plenty of reasons his horsie face would be great for a photographer...like if they did equine photography or were into taking snaps of bug eyed rat faced aliens. NASTYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does...
The only box I can see him in would be at the races.
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Bottom-feeder.
Yes - the Blind Item, that was him.
OK....now some of you are really really impressing me with your "thinking outside the box" because me camera would crack in two if I took a photo of him!!! I'm not seeing it, nope nope no.
Submitted by Neverevenknewhim on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:55am.
What is this, ugly day? That guy dates guys not women, Demi Lovato must have figured that out.
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Yup, I think they figured in a Blind Item a couple days back, about some C-Lister breaking off with her beau coz he liked to pin the peen on the jockey.
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Bottom-feeder.
he is so freaky odd lookiing
the only reason he gets any prostitot puss it because of his whore sister.
Absulutely unfuckable
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
What is this, ugly day? That guy dates guys not women, Demi Lovato must have figured that out.
Just --wow-- is all I can say....
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Lol at the Kent Taylor star. Christ I those stars are like Lancome gifts with purchase, how easy are they to get?
Anyway I cannot stop commenting b/c I just stumbled on a new person to deride. But what is that tattoo on his hand? Either a fucked up rendition of his dad (creepy...you're screwing someone and she turns her head and sees a skin etching of your dad..) or that shit is Sitting Bull. Looks kind of native American I'm not sure. I have so many questions and that alarms me.
Wait. I saw in comments this is Billy ray's son.. WHAT. Wow. How old is this thing? Does it sing?
Does it dance if you throw hot pennies at its feet?
Fuck. Me.
I truly do not know who the fuck he is. A few things:
- Budget Shannon Sossamyn
- Is that his fucking last name tatted out on his hand?
-cross tattoo on the face = so EDGY!
-Gurl needs to start on the probiotics cuz those pants are a walking yeast infection. *chokes on coffee*
I thought he was gayish-looking. Umm..he isnt he a lil old to be dating Demi Lovato.
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WHAT IS THAT?! Yuck, I hope I never see that again!
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I said good day, sir!
he's tall and gangly- whats he supposed to have, a tiny head?
I'll say it- I think he's cute and would be good as a subject in photography (to the person who said that below) too.
he looks like a cool guy (meaning, not a shithead) and I dont think he's a disney prostitot.
ps- Kat VonD looks like SHIT now.
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
He makes me think of Ichabod Crane. I think Trace Cyrus is something you don't want to hear the Dr. say after a blood test.
Get a feed bag for this nag.
Good Lord this fucker belongs in Jim Rose's Freak Show. He's too damn ugly to be believed.
Wow.. looks like there's plenty of fug to go around in the Cyrus clan.
::cue Deliverance banjos::
Hey horse faced loser douchebag: your tattoos look like you fell into a box of markers. It's pathetic. You don't look edgy, cool, or like a rocker. You look like a wannabe and that you're trying too hard and don't know how to stop. You look like a walking elementary school collage - all you need is a F- on your forehead, stupid.
The whole Cyrus family should be put to sleep. Bunch of hillbillies with underbites and blank, empty cow eyes.
Oh, and tugging around a twin of your ex is really, really going to show her! *sarcasm*
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The bad teeth and ugly demented faces are from the mum's side then :
http://marriage.about.com/od/entertainmen1/p/billyraycyrus.htm
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it is ACTUALLY ridiculous how much she looks like lovato
Don't beat me with a wet towel, but he's got an extraordinary face that would be good for photography. Not that he is handsome, by all means, but I like he does't blend in with the crowd.
He isnt ugly, but does look like the product of an encounter between Russell Brand and Kat Von D.
Submitted by Diego on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:51am.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:46am.
Why would a woman want to fuck a peen that looks like it belongs to a woman?
do you think he looks like a woman? i think he just looks unfortunate
In my opinion, his hairstyle and clothes are very feminine. But yeah, he is unfortunate looking :/
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wow. unfortunate face is for reals. I didn't even know he existed. i get a hint of rebellion from him? LMFAO! ya think?
It's almost 4 in the AM and I can't sleep- and now I'm looking at an ugly ass Cyrus kid with indian chief gramma tattos on his hands.
WTF? This has to be a dream.
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:46am.
Why would a woman want to fuck a peen that looks like it belongs to a woman?
do you think he looks like a woman? i think he just looks unfortunate.
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Why would a woman want to fuck a peen that looks like it belongs to a woman?
Seriously though, the Cyrus family is not very attractive...Billy Ray looks alright, but the mom looks like she's trying to pass of as Miley's sister then mother [[ala White Oprah]], Miley looks like a chipmunk with her teeth, her brother has a horseface and Noah,..well...I don't need to say more.
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wow. the length of his face is really unfortunate.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:08am.
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TITS, I haven't seen you in awhile....everyone can hold the jokes.
Where you been?
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got one of those 'job' things.
really cramping my style.
the food is better though.
Hey! Went out last weekend with Mrs. K. (and she got me high!) Srsly.
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Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
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cant stand the pants.
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Dude looks like an ugly lady. I don't think BR is his father. I think he's the product of BR's wife and her first husband or whatever he was. Not that it matters.