Tuesday, August 18th 2009
The Cyrus Stallion Rides Again!
Trace Cyrus isn't going to just lay around in his stall, chewing on carrots while nursing a broken heart. No, Trace is going to show that Demi Lovato chick that he is moving on. Last night in Hollywood, Trace galloped down the streets with a Demi look-alike he probably leased from Craigslist.
The two just couldn't resist their animal attraction towards each other, so they mouth fucked in front of the paps. While everyone who was witnessing lost all feeling in their genitals, the Demi wannabe lost her dignity. It's a fair trade!
And when Trace is finished doing Equus shit with that chick, he needs to immediately report to The Maury Povich Studios. I'm pretty sure that Trace's true parents are Jesse Camp and Flicka. The truth must be revealed!
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It's Geronimo. But it looks more like a grandma.
Is that tattoo on his hand supposed to be Billy Ray Cyrus? Because it looks like an old Indian chief or something.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:32am.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:27am.
damn all the old timey folks come out at late night. are you all allergic to sunshine.
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We spend our days keeping those damn kids off my lawn.
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with a shotgun, no doubt?
the freaks come out at night
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:27am.
damn all the old timey folks come out at late night. are you all allergic to sunshine.
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We spend our days keeping those damn kids off my lawn.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
damn all the old timey folks come out at late night. are you all allergic to sunshine.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:13am.
I am great Slutty....I will email you Thurs or Fi, and catch up on everything....xoxoxo
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Please do...we have a lot of catching up to do.
I'm outtie now, gotta get up in just a few hours. Later everyone.
he needs vodka
I am great Slutty....I will email you Thurs or Fi, and catch up on everything....xoxoxo
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Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
- Adam Ant
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:08am.
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TITS, I haven't seen you in awhile....everyone can hold the jokes.
Where you been?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:57pm.
Trace looks like the result of Dave Grohl & Shelley Duvall getting high on meth and doing the nasty backstage. All Trace needs to complete his look is an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
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I think he *IS* an ed hardy t-shirt!
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto.
One thing about that Cyrus clan, their teeth probably paid for the dentist's 4 children to attend Harvard.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:54pm.
Slutty!!! whatcha doin up so late?
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muah girlie, it's back to school tomorrow, so I'm filling out 15 page questionnaire that basically asks the same questions:home address, telephone number, who to call if the little shits eat glue.
Why so much paperwork? How are you?
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:56pm.
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:37pm.
And who the hell is Kent Taylor and why does he have a star?
Looks like a B-actor from the 30s and 40s in Western and horror films and TV.
Edit: That's actually a choice location near Hollywood & Highland, in front of the Kodak Theatre.
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Oop! I should have looked it up before I opened my yap! Looks like he's the Kent that "Clark Kent" was named after!!
and lol @ Slutty!
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The Cyrus Mom must be ugly as fuck.
You could have called this a picture of Heidi Fleiss and the bastard love child of Kris Jenner and Thumbelina, and I would not even blink.
Trace looks like the result of Dave Grohl & Shelley Duvall getting high on meth and doing the nasty backstage. All Trace needs to complete his look is an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:48pm.
That boy must have a really poor self image to have so many tattoos.
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He has Billy Ray Cyrus for a dad, how good should his self image be?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:37pm.
And who the hell is Kent Taylor and why does he have a star?
Looks like a B-actor from the 30s and 40s in Western and horror films and TV.
Edit: That's actually a choice location near Hollywood & Highland, in front of the Kodak Theatre.
Slutty!!! whatcha doin up so late?
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Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
- Adam Ant
Looks like Marilyn Manson without the makeup, with a dash of MLP Parker thrown in.
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" I guess the Americans with Disabilities Act needs to be revisited again to include “Republican” as a form of mental impairment because this has gotten out of hand. " ~~ Helen Philpot
That boy must have a really poor self image to have so many tattoos.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto.
@tojo.....damn you for making me click that link again just to check out the eyebrows.
is he a Disney prostitute as well?
Submitted by fanfunkintastic on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:35pm.
sooo... he has a tattoo on his right hand of his dad... and that's his wanking hand... that's kind of wrong.
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Probably runs in the family.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
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sooo... he has a tattoo on his right hand of his dad... and that's his wanking hand... that's kind of wrong.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:29pm.
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Well at least the "eyebrowns" are MK approved!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:29pm.
hahaha. Leno doesn't have any kids, does he?
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:29pm.
And the manliness of the tattoos is offset by his limp-wristed bag carrying method.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:15pm.
Imagine a Trace/Rumer baby. Maybe the chin DNA would cancel each other out?
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*shudders* Or they could spawn this....
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e78/neglectingkids/villian.jpg
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:24pm.
Here he is talkin' tatts...
Part of his prob is he's just dressed like a tool, in a way intended to expose his over-tattiness.
i don't have a problem with tattoos, for example tattoo sleeves? if the person can pull it off, then cool. but i think its gross when someone decorates their body with random BS rather than putting things on it that mean something to them.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
Here he is talkin' tatts...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5IPWNxSpXk&feature=related
And this is one of the comments:
"He's sooo adorable!
He must be so expensive with all that ink."
*voms*
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:16pm.
I was thinking McKenzie Phillips.
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Hey,the chick in the back does resemble Valerie Bertinelli and if I cross my eyes a little she looks a little like Eddie Van Halen.
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:15pm.
Imagine a Trace/Rumer baby. Maybe the chin DNA would cancel each other out?
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Great, I pictured them spawning. Now my dick is hiding behind my nutsack. Thanks.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:12pm.
So Shelley Duvall is Miley's brother?
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I was thinking McKenzie Phillips.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Imagine a Trace/Rumer baby. Maybe the chin DNA would cancel each other out?
So Shelley Duvall is Miley's brother?
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:31pm.
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Well quit that bitch! Or does it pay better than dlisted?
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Oy my eyes!
Damn!! That guy is ugly! He could gag a maggot!
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"Celebutards always display their ignorance by talking too much, Megan Fox & Brad Pitt, are you listening"?
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:31pm.
I'd like to take a moment to interrupt our regular programming to state working sucks! I'm not getting to dlisted! I'm a shirker... SHIRKER!
miss you guys *sniff*
*stumbles off crying*
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That's some Oliver Twist shit there...But times are hard and we're happy...Don't ruin the little things ;p
Scrabble anyone? hehehehehe
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Ok whoever said he has nice eyes is OBVIOUSLY in need of some coke bottle eyeglasses fer fucks sake. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW how blind can people be that they dont see the bug eyed rat/horse/fuckifiknoworwannaknow look?
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does...
Jeesus, Billy Ray sure done him some inbreeding back in the day.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'd like to take a moment to interrupt our regular programming to state working sucks! I'm not getting to dlisted! I'm a shirker... SHIRKER!
miss you guys *sniff*
*stumbles off crying*
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto.
its pretty lame how we have so many of these fake fuckers out there who get all 'inked' up. they get all these tatoos because they think it makes them look edgy and hip. sorry buddy but those tatoos don't make you any cooler. tatoos used to be a bad idea at expressing one's individuality. now, they are simply the hallmark of lame. just trying to fit in with the scene. all that stupid shit he has on there is going to look really dumb to him in about 5-10 years.
tatoos are so fucking lame.
you've just been violated!
OH...MY...FUCKING...GAWD!! That is about the fugliest thing i have ever seen in my life. I am going to have nightmares now, thanks Michael.
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does...
This dude physically makes my eyes hurt. His redneck father should have named him Colt instead of Trace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpU78IeTx_c
Shake It...I'm not diggin' the facial piercings either...guess Miley's mom is the fug of the family...
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