Megan Wants A.....Murderer?
We all know that most of the bitches on Vh1 are whores, drunks, crackheads, escaped mental patients, pieces of trash left by the side of the road or all of the above, but who knew one of them was actually a murder. Maybe. Possibly. Probably.
TMZ reports that Ryan Alexander Jenkins, who is a finalist on Megan Wants a Millionaire, is a "person of interest" in the murder of model Jasmine Fiore. Ryan married Jasmine earlier this year. Apparently, after he was kicked off the show, Ryan went to Las Vegas where he met Jasmine at a strip club she was working at. Two days later, they were married.
Last Saturday morning, the body of Jasmine Fiore was found stuffed into a suitcase in a trash bin in Buena Park, CA. Ryan reported her missing that day, but he quickly disappeared after that. Police tried to get a hold of him, but they couldn't find him anywhere. They were afraid that Ryan, who is a resident of Calgary, might have tried to escape to Canada.
TMZ got a hold of Ryan's publicist (yeah, he has one of those) who said: "Ryan is currently speaking to his attorney and will fully cooperate with the police in this matter. He is planning on meeting with them in the near future."
I haven't watched every episode of MWAM, but I think Ryan is one of the only dudes on the show who said he wouldn't make Megan sign a prenup if they got married. Yeah, now I know why.
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Forget about the murder...can we just discuss this bitch's FACE? My GOD...
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Calgary is full of shitty, rich rednecks on coke. I feel sorry for the girl's family.
On another note, I grew up on the Canadian prairie and they delivered milk in a bag to our house until I was about 12. It was always a bad day, though, when I forgot to leave the back door unlocked; thawed milk tastes like crap.
Ah .. who cares .. just as long as the body found wasn't FRANCESCA Fiore!!
Awww, VH-1 is pulling the shot because of this incident. So sad. I really wanted to know who Megan picked. *sad face*
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Is Ryan still on the show? Is he the trust fund baby? I watched it Sunday, but I can't keep those guys straight yet - except for Big Mike and the sex toy guy. LOL!
WHERE is this girl's chin?
A murderer huh? Lovely.
That is awful. I watched the first few minutes of the first show and those guys are not really that rich. They showed what their networths where and most were at about 2 million. Which is a lot but not anywhere near the wealth Megan is looking for.
Submitted by QuweenJillian on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:56am.
I love it when strippers wear cross necklaces... So classy.
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I know a stripper who has a tattoo of a pair of praying hands holding a rosary as her tramp stamp. And her son's name tatted on the back of her neck. Classy. And she goes full monty.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
I hate Megan. She always looks like she just got a whiff of poop. And can't people find a better place to hide a body than by/in a dumpster? She was still extremely fresh when she was found. Its terrible that she was killed, but whoever did it must be a moron (besides the fact that they are a murderer).
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Man, this makes me laugh. It tried to watch a few episodes of this show, but Megan is so dumb... Seriously. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard My god.
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Submitted by BorgQueen on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:40am.
For Disraeli_Ears and greenfinch
There are 12 Tim Horton's store in manhattan and brooklyn. Idk where you guys are but google Tim NYC locations. Tim Horton's awesome. Love it.
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Cool to know - thanks. Maybe next time I get to NYC, I will look one up. I'm in DC.
For Disraeli_Ears and greenfinch
There are 12 Tim Horton's store in manhattan and brooklyn. Idk where you guys are but google Tim NYC locations. Tim Horton's awesome. Love it.
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That chick is UG-LY! She looks like her eyes are on different sides of her head. Ugh.
I won't watch the show. I can't stand Meagan. I sure hope she swapped a lot of spit with this guy tho. ________________________________________________
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Submitted by QuweenJillian on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:56am.
I love it when strippers wear cross necklaces... So classy.
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Didn't help her did it!
I love it when strippers wear cross necklaces... So classy.
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I think MK should have clarified that the pic of the girl here is the one found dead in the suitcase.
This is sad news. However, the girl wasn't too smart---Marrying a guy two days after she met him in a strip club she worked at is an incredibly dumb move.That couldn't have ended right.
The girl in the photo is NOT Megan, it is a picture of the DEAD girl.
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:25am.
Apparently, somebody finally caught that.
Well, news travels slowly by postal packet through the NW Passage.
Submitted by SarahS on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:25am.
She looks like Randall from Monsters Inc
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You're so right!!
I'm still laughing from this! This chick has no chin and she looks.....I don't know I little fucked up somehow!
Megan Needs A... Plastic Surgeon.
Never watched this garbage before but jesus christ that chick looks like a mentally-challenged gelfling whose favorite pasttime is running full-speed and slamming face-first into concrete walls. Dudes are actually competing for THAT?
And that's pretty fucked up and awful if that guy really killed his wife and just dumped her body like that.
omg...that's just horrible!
FRY!!!!!!!!
Shouldn't they pull the show? People that go on these do it for the self-promotion, and now a lot of people are going to be profiting from this girl's murder.
How the hell did SHE get her own show. She's so fugly. I can't even stand to look at her.
Submitted by where_da_booze_at on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:20am.
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Cut us some slack, it is a big league. ;)
@Tristram: Apparently, somebody finally caught that.:D
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She looks like Randall from Monsters Inc
http://www.museumaboutnothing.com.ar/Monster%20Inc/Desktop%20Pictures/25...
there is only ONE team named the roughriders, get it straight
there WEE 2 a couple of years ago
Whats up with that chicks face
Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:11am.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:05am
you mean they dont go to timmies every day like most canadians?
theres one in my work building. i dont drink coffee so i dont go every day, but man the line up is out the door in the mornings
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Haha! My friend might, but the dogs don't. :) I know my friend doesn't get Tim Bits all the time - she lost like 40 pounds a few years ago and has kept it off all this time. It's amazing.
We have a Starbucks across the street from my building and people are always going over there. Coffee doesn't do good things for me. :)
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:14am.
Right! The CFL has two teams named "Roughriders"? Did they think the other team wouldn't notice? What happens when they play each other? Is there bride/groom seating?
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:06am.
As the RCMP led her away (clotted creme, etc.), she mumbled she just wanted to see the Argoooos play live.
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No doubt they were playing the Roughriders....which Roughriders, I have no idea.
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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:05am
you mean they dont go to timmies every day like most canadians?
theres one in my work building. i dont drink coffee so i dont go every day, but man the line up is out the door in the mornings
Off and ON topic: went to TMZ to look up more of this story, and below the story is "Kanye's Girlfriend -- Butt Flossin'" (waiting for MK to post that sh*t up)
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:58am.
As the RCMP led her away (clotted creme, etc.), she mumbled she just wanted to see the Argoooos play live.
@ US milk talkers
You can freeze the plastic gallon jugs also, but let them thaw in the sink. Once thawed, they will keep in the fridge for about 5 days.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:02am.
Alcohol is my BFF!
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Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:59am.
Oooh! My doggie would love that! That little face mooches more free food off people...
My friend in Toronto goes to Tim's every Saturday morning after they go to the lake...she gets coffee, the dogs get Tim Bits!
That girl looks a little "special". Missing a few chromosomes.
And the woman in the suitcase was this douchebag's wife? I saw that shit on Nancy Grace the other night. That's a damn shame.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:00am.
*offers valium, paddles and switches*
*tazes CRAZY for being so young and CRAZY*
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:52am.
Bahahaha! Oh and I am only 33!!!!
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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:54am.
Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:50am.
no harm in trying to freeze it. i would assume you could freeze it in any container you have it in or put it in. just remember to shake itup a bit.
and if you go thru the drive thru with your doggie, they sometimes give the doggies free timbits :)
So she was his wife? I hope he marries Megan, then.
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:54am.
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Hahaha…she’s not saying why she did it but it’s obvious she really wanted milk in a bag.
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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:45am.
Well, it is the Centre of the Universe.
It must be, C Word. I read online about some unhappy housewife who drove from NB to TO, claiming she'd been kidnapped. Sometimes you just need a long drive to clear your head--maybe check out one of the Seven Wonders of the Modern World.
Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:50am.
Works for me! I'm always throwing out leftover milk - being single, I just don't go through it that quickly.
Ah, Canada...I've never been - but I'm dying to go and see milk in a bag and eat Tim Bits.
in Dominican republic we used to get milk in a bag from the supermarket, but over there was easier and cheaper to just go to a farmer and buy fresh milk all you have to do is boil it for a bit my grandma used to make yogurt from scratch [and corn meal too], we were very environmental friendly cause it was cheaper for some reason US is not big on reusing I would buy milk in a bag but im sticking to rice milk now, or soy milk (im not a vegetarian)
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First of all.... FOUR KIDS!!!? whatsamattahwitchoo? LOL. I kid! I have 3 of the little nose miners.
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well that's fuct.
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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:47am.
haha yeah, it seperates a bit so you have to shake the bag a bit once its thawed..but my grandparents always froze the bags of milk cause they really only used it for tea, and cause they never drove, the didnt want someone running out to buy them milk every couple of days so whne my mom would go shopping for them (when they were older) they would buy the three bags and stick two in freezer until needed
ok who is this megan chick? she looks like a fetal alcohol syndrome baby...no offense to fas babies...
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