Wednesday, August 19th 2009

Spot The Typo!

SIZE 6?!!!!!? According to who? Size expert Jennifer Love Hewitt? Okay, there's no denying that Sherri Shepherd aborted a ton of chunk, but she needs to stop with the size 6 shit. Maybe her mouth is a size six, but come on.... Homegirl must be doing that new kind of math.

Sherri is on the cover of this week's OK! Magazine declaring that she lost 41 pounds due to "diet and exercise." Okay, Star Jones.

Sherri, who is 5'1", said she went from a dress size 16 to a size 6 and cut 10-inches off her waist from working with a trainer and eating healthy meals delivered to her by a company named Fresh Diet.

Sherri said that when she decided to lose the weight, she didn't want to do it alone, “I said to my producer, ‘Why don’t we do something where I tell people ‘Let’s do it together!’ and maybe [up the ante with] a bathing suit.’ The minute I said that, I was like, ‘Gosh, I should take it back because I really want M&M’s!’ But I had to do it. Then all of sudden I had all these people doing it with me. I’d Tweet about going to the gym and how hard it was, and followers would write and say, ‘Sherri, I’ve lost two pounds!’ I thought, ‘Okay, people are getting into this.’”

Okay, okay, I'll put the hate on hold for a second... Okay, maybe not just yet, because I have to repeat the quote my friend made after watching Sherri reveal her "bathing suit body" on The View. She said, "Sherri is built like a bull dog begging for a treat."

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TheBreakdown's picture

If Sherri removed that wig and tucked a bit tighter, she could move down to a size 4.

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She's super short so she could be a size 6, but size is so arbitrary these days. I have clothes in my closet that range from a 2 all the way up to 8. I'm 5'8", imagine someone around 5' like her. Plus Lane Bryant is totally into vanity sizing

She's shaped like a slice of pizza.

"...I just wanted to shift it a little bit."

Sensimina's picture

Blake Lively is worse than J. Love. She actually claims to be a size 2. There were rumors that staff at Gossip Girl would have to sew in fake tags because Blake is like a size 6 but she truly believes she's a 2 and has a fucking coronary if the tag doesn't say so.

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i think that's just al roker wearing a wig.

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fuckingclassy's picture

My friend is a driver for Fresh Diet in the NYC area- you know the dude who delivers the nasty shit right to your home. And guess what- that shit ain't all that healthy- it gets cooked hours prior to the delivery and then it gets sealed into plastic bags. The food looks like something out of a frozen dinner tray. Toxic.

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Not so bad yourself, Boomsy

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dark passenger's picture

i've gotta fess that i have a similar shape as her. it's not something i'm thrilled with, but it is what it is, it's what i was born with. i don't have hips, and i have a big ribcage. i'm not overweight, wear a 4 on the bottom and a 6 or 8 in a dress. it is what it is, you just have to know how to make the most of it. and it sure as hell doesn't mean she's disproportionate because of lipo... she was topheavy before too.

it's also stupid to note that she did this "without surgery"- you don't have friggen weight loss surgery to lose 40lbs! so much ignorance...

she's obnoxious and dumb as a rock, but good for her. now lets see if she keeps it off.

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And that's why you're awesome, TV.

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She still needs to lose that last 15 pounds of ugly fat she calls a head.

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boomsy's picture

She COULD be a 6 and that just might be an awful pic; here are a few I found of her from last year BEFORE she claims she lost 41 lbs....

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.fushionmag.com/wp-cont...

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.watchingtheview.com/wp...

Here's another pic from the same magazine that looks a LITTLE better...

http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sherri-shepherd-bathi...

So yeah, definately not a 6 all over but maybe in the bottom...who knows. I've weighed 165 and had size 10 be slightly baggy.

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Creepella's picture

Size 6? On what planet?

Submitted by nono on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:16pm.

I think that's true. Ugh, though. I just turned 35. Why is that the magic number for disaster?

She's probably a size 6 to 8, depending on the brand. My cousin has that same exact body type, is an inch shorter, and is a size 8. My cousin is not a thin woman and 6-8 on the lower end of petite is not that small. Just goes to show, numbers aren't everything.

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Submitted by Chickenhead McH... on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:09pm.
maybe the 6 on her pants said, "inspected by #6".

hahaha

naddi10's picture

She could be a linebacker with that upper body of hers. YIKES

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Pai-Jzu's picture

Actually, in the before picture she still looks really top-heavy, so perhaps she does just have an unfortunate shape.

I agree, though, that a breast reduction would make her more in proportion ... but it's like a friend of a friend of mine, who had a really womanly body and, when she lost weight for her wedding, still kept her DD-cup boobs. She looked like Jessica Rabbit. So she decided to have a breast reduction and my friend said that, yeah, she looked great, but she also looked like every other skinny girl. She'd lost the thing that made her extraordinary (or things, I guess). But she was pleased with the results and I guess that's what counts ... wonder if Sherri is when she looks at this picture?

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She's a Gap size 6, which is really a size 8, and at that height, she may as well be a 12.

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Submitted by lovely_lady on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:58pm.

Weight-loss tends to be all over, not just in certain areas. Some people may not realize this because they tend to naturally have a curvier bottom or thighs, or bigger breasts, but it is true for everyone.

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Not that I am denying she may have had lipo, but your reasoning is off. Fat is lost in genetically predetermined ways. Most females have curves, but many don't and she is one of those. I help people lose weight (naturally) for a living and tons of women, especially those over 35 lose weight in that pattern as their hormonal profiles change. There are plenty of naturally big-breasted, thick waisted, skinny legged ladies out there.

SpiceDong's picture

Even if she were a size 0, she still has a horrible figure: triangular in shape...huge torso, no waist, and manly hips and legs. Not hot at all.

In the before picture she looks like a pre-gastric bypass Star Jones...even the face looks like Star's.

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Who gives a flying fuck about her dress size. Look at her horrible humpty dumpty body! Some people are shaped terribly no matter how much weight they gain or lose.

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i am a size 4 and i can honestly tell you that she is not a size 6. size 8 MAYBE

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Sayonara's picture

If she did lose 41 lbs then good for her. I don't believe that she is a size 6.

I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...

Maybe if they design her clothes for her and stick a size 6 on the label.

percysmom's picture

I happened to catch a snippet of the View today while sweating my true size 6 ass off on the elliptical. They measured her waist, it was 38 inches (and the doctor said that was NOT good). Now, her dress was on, so let's give her an inch or two. Even a 35 inch waist is NO size 6. My waist is measuring about 28 inches and I am trying to drop a couple pounds as things have been tight lately (I am 5'6" though). I hate these stupid women in Hollywood like Jennifer Love Hewitt! Just admit to your size and maybe other women will realize it is just a number and get over our obsessions. Shame on the magazines too for going along with it. How lame.

Weight-loss tends to be all over, not just in certain areas. Some people may not realize this because they tend to naturally have a curvier bottom or thighs, or bigger breasts, but it is true for everyone.

The fact that Sheri's weight loss is primarily in her belly and lower half make me believe that she probably cheated and had some lipo on her belly and thighs. I believe she did the diet and exercise, but the results weren't as impressive as she thought, and she didn't want to look bad in the bikini on national tv.

She probably didn't think to reduce from her breast size because she seems like the type that prides herself on her big breasts. But more importantly, she's a moron.

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Sweet God. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. What a freaking sight.

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i_heart_jack's picture

I agree with the others who have posted there's no way she's a Size 6. I'm an inch taller than Sherri, and I really am a Size 6. My breasts are about 1/10th the size of hers, and her upper arms and waist are a lot bigger than mine. Because her legs are crossed, it's hard to get a good idea of how big they really are. But if that's the "new" Size 6, then I guess I'm now a Size 2.

helllllooooo gastric bypass. she is really dumb so maybe the 6 on her pants said, "inspected by #6". i don't know lady sizes but i know that ain't no way a size 6 body.

SweetPollyPurebred's picture

I am about Sherri's height and I've lost about 50 lbs. over the last few years. At my biggest I was a size 16-18. I'm now 140 and a size 10 in most things. And I am better proportioned than she is - I don't have an enormous rack and no ass. I call shenanigans.

Jesus, she looks like a bobble-head!

Maybe if she permanently taped her mouth shut, she would be a size 6. We can only hope.

Tristram's picture

Spot the hippo?

kdracofan's picture

size 6? yes - on her big toe

MizRo's picture

She may have dropped to a 6 pant but from her tummy up she is not a 6.

She's an apple shaped woman: thinner legs and meatier torso.

gia's picture

I have recently lost about 25lbs & I have to say my boobs are still the exact same size as well, a C cup...Thankfully, I have hips though, so its all mostly proportioned.

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I wish this was true, honestly. Didn't happen to me, sadly. My boobs are stil as fat as ever. :/

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:12am

I'm the complete opposite - size 4 on bottom, at least a 6 on top if not an 8. No way do I look grossly out of proportion like Sherri.

But I am up shits creek if the god-awful high waist look Hollywood's wearing ever comes back

gia's picture

Isnt every 10lbs a size? She may feel better & be healthier, but it doesnt really matter what size she gets down to because her body shape is really hideous. She needs to keep her clothes on...
Her arms & legs are flabby-ish, plus side, she does have a flat stomach, but probably with the help of spanx under the swimsuit, but she has no hips or waist & her tits are ridiculously enormous in comparison with the rest of her...She is like an upside down triangle. I bet she has one of those frumpy pancake flat asses too. I think breast reduction would help balance her out a lot.

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I agree Jim. I don't hope she fails, but people who yo-yo diet their whole lives usually continue to do so.

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lynniepoo's picture

That diet program she did/is on is $60 a DAY. She acts like anyone can drop the weight but the truth happens when you start shopping and preparing your own food.

jim's picture

SHE WILL BE BACK TO 300 POUNDS WITHIN A FUCKING MONTH! FUCK HER AND HER "I LOST ALL THIS WEIGHT", LISTEN YOU FAT PIG ALOT OF US WORK OUR ASSES OFF EVERYDAY AT THE GYM SO WE DON'T GET TO 300000 POUNDS AND THEN LOSE IT JUST TO GAIN IT BACK...SO GOOD LUCK FAT ASS AND I HOPE YOU FAIL!!!

Mopa's picture

I kinda feel bad for her. She lost that weight, but now she looks all disproportioned and not really better than she did before, IMO. It looks like she lost hips and that's it. Her boobs like like they got the hips.

She really looks like she needs a breast reduction. It would make her look alot better.

PhillipP's picture

Stop the hating guys! At least she was honest about how she lost the weight and she did it the "natural" way and did not have surgery like her predecessor Mrs Gay Al. I think she looks a lot better which is all that counts. I am definitely NOT a fan of hers but I have to give props where props are due.

WindSwept's picture

I don't get it. When you lose weight, your breasts are not excluded from that. You usually will go down cup size or two as well if I am not mistaken. So why does she appear to have the same size breasts in before and after?

Stoney's picture

If she had a breast reduction to be able to see her square torso even MORE.

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Mexicanwahine's picture

At least they said "bathing suit body" and not bikini body. Remember Kirstie Alley? EWWW

Whatever's picture

Size 6? More like a size 14.

gossipfan's picture

If she's a size "6", I'm a -4.

It's good she lost weight, but don't be lie telling and saying you're now a size 6. It don't work that way.

I say she's a "hollyweird" 10.

Stan Hooper's picture

Good for her. Although I might say, Sherri looks like she'll fall over with those big ass tits. If she can keep up with the diet perhaps she should consider getting rid of the tits.

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