TLC Is Not Happy With Jon Gosselin
TMZ says that the pimps at TLC spanked Jon Grosselin on the ass by sending him a letter claiming he's violating the moral clause in his contract. They aren't amused that Jon is committing acts of douchery by bumping it with 20-something meth faces and boozing it up around town. Sources say that Jon probably doesn't give a possum's pussy that he's pissing off TLC, because he's in talks for his own reality show. And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL....
Jon is in talks with a production company to star in a shit show called "Divorced Dad's Club," which will follow a group of recently divorced d-bags. Yup, this is what happens when you rub two tampons together (aka Jon Gosselin & Michael Lohan).
As for Kate, apparently she's the child army's main caretaker and she's handling the family's finances. The paycheck they make from the show goes into a joint account. After Kate puts some money into a college fund for the kids, she takes her share and gives Jon his. Jon has already spent most of it, but Kate's friends say that he's making more cash on the side by whoring out pictures and stories of him and the kids. That's a little tip he learned from Daddy Lohan!
And I also hope Kate is starting a "Therapy & Booze" fund for the kids, because something tells me they are going to need a lot of both in the future. Actually, everyone should have that kind of fund. Therapy and booze is a right, not a privilege!
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America is fed up with the weak reality stars being mixed out and they are finally speaking up about it. Jon Gosselin's string of recent behavior is getting a lot of people talking. Having the Gosselins and their kids all go away and never come back onto television would be a wonderful gift to some people. Conversely, why Jon Gosselin fired rumors are circulating is that he apparently is not making any friends at TLC, the network which carries the show about him, his ex wife, and his kids, and made him rich. He apparently wants to start his own reality show, called the Divorced Dads Club – which would constitute a probable breach of contract. . (They call us "intelligent".) If the Jon Gosselin fired rumors prove true – the show made him millions, and he won't need a cash advance.
Clarisse: LOL! No. His name was Ira. He looked like one, too.
We can't be sure he was actually making contact with his genitals through his khakis. My theory was that he was pfuffing air into his pants, trying to keep the fabric away from his bits. My co-worker thought he was pinching his penis to keep it from thinking bad thoughts about us.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:00pm.
Hekki !!!!
Was his name Jeff T.??????? Bald crotch grabber!!!!
Whenever he would say "you got a minute?" I would groan mentally and think "Great. 20 minutes of watching you fondle yourself."
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Amateur. I'm good for 25.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
BAHAHAHAHA! Jon's an ASS
Hekki !!!!
Was his name Jeff T.??????? Bald crotch grabber!!!!
Whenever he would say "you got a minute?" I would groan mentally and think "Great. 20 minutes of watching you fondle yourself."
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
BAHAHAHAHA! Jon's an ASS
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:56pm.
I totally forgot about this, but I had a boss who used to pluck his crotch front constantly. He had no idea he was doing it, I think. It was pretty much a nervous habit and we couldn't even muster up the jizz to be offended by it.
My co-workers and I just could not take him seriously as a boss. We cooperated with him out of pity and respect for HIS boss, who actually commanded some authority. But The Plucker was a joke.
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Your former boss commanded more respect than the guy in the above pic, at least he didn't come up empty.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I totally forgot about this, but I had a boss who used to pluck his crotch front constantly. He had no idea he was doing it, I think. It was pretty much a nervous habit and we couldn't even muster up the jizz to be offended by it.
My co-workers and I just could not take him seriously as a boss. We cooperated with him out of pity and respect for HIS boss, who actually commanded some authority. But The Plucker was a joke.
There's common effective treatment of genital pruritus, using topical ointments. Time to hit the proper aisle, at the local drugstore.
Submitted by LawDog on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:12pm.
Can I co-host?
First of all, none of the reality shows have a thing to do with reality. Secondly, all of the reality people are skeezy fuckers who sold their souls to the devil for their 15 minutes. That goes for you too, Jessica Simpson, the weird cult of Michelle Duggar's vagina, the midgets, the bachelors, bachelorettes, survivors, riders of the Brett Michaels STD stick, all "real housewives" from whatever gopher hole they stick their heads out of, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro, anyone who lived in the "real world", and all future JonBenet Ramsey's.
Bitch, PLEEEEEZ!
I am going to start my own show called "Slap Dat Bitch" and I will bring on different people and explain what stupid asshole thing they have done lately. Then the audience will yell SLAP DAT BITCH and I will. The end.
AAAARGHGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! Why can't men keep they cocks out of their hands?!?!?!
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Okay - TLC, A&E, Discovery and all these other fucking cable channels needs to STOP with the fucking reality shows. We have had them shoved up our ass until the point where I am about ready to break that new 52 inch TV! For awhile it was cute and quasi interesting but I am sick of seeing adds about a couple that shits out 18 kids (and she now has a uterus the size of fucking Rhode Island); these two cretins (Jon and Kate) make me physically ill and to be honest, they should have the kids taken away from them and should themselves be committed; Toddlers and Tiara's? I think not and the fucker that dreamed up that piece of shit should be hung by his balls. Midgets - enough already! First we have the Roloff's now we have Bill and Jen! Fuck it - no more. Do I give a shit about some fucking hillbilly in Florida cutting some fucking trees in a swamp - not one fucking iota!!! Bottom line is that you cable channels have beat this dog to death - let it go and move on to you next wet dream!
Gawd I feel better - venting!
Are you fucking kidding me? Jon has been "violating the moral clause in his contract."
Fuck. TLC THEMSELVES should have a moral clause 'cause if they did, this shit wouldn't have made it to TV.
Truly, this is like looking at a train wreck.
It doesn't look like he's holding on to much there. Kate must have bit it off.
..he just found his junk - that's why he's hanging on for dear life...
...some complete stranger - a woman with kids - made eye contact with me in a public place and walked over and said she was going to kill her husband if he didn't get off his godamn phone....I was with mine at the time who was also yapping away, so of course I said do it...
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No snowpiece, I have no intentions of watching Octomom. Just got a new tv and I will not have the new speakers blown out of it with her squeaky shrill she calls a voice. She can't utter a word as the Crisco oil in her lips don't allow it to move.
I'd prefer to watch Nancy Grace at 8 PM. And we all know what a bitch she can be!
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
I am not happy with Kate or TLC, how dare they bring up the morals thing after the fuckery they have shoved down the viewers throats. I fully believe Jon and his bro/sis in law that Kate dumoed him last year and told him he could date as long as he showed up and faked it for the cameras. Jon was a bit dim in his choice of ugly women and going to France but TLC has made me fucking mad, they do not care about the kids welfare its just about money for them and control for possum head. I would rather see the kids removed from the show completely than see her and her fuckery.
This show is my favorite train wreck of the moment and yes, I am thoroughly ashamed of myself. I have Seasons 3 & 4 coming to me from the library and I will be happy to get caught up on this.
My main complaint about Jon is the quality of the women he's seeing...a bunch of skanks, with that Hailey the queen skank. But who would be interested in a guy with 8 little kids anyway?
I don't know why I read anything about this fuckstick. Everything I read just makes me angrier and angrier at him. Must emotionally distance myself from this reality show that (that I don't even watch)!!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:10pm.
Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:05pm.
Let's see, TLC manipulates children and destroys families and then has the gall to cry foul.
Yeah, pretty much sucks a turd.
TESTIFY, Momus!!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:11pm.
This twatsicle had only minimal value as sperm donor and part-time henpecked dad to a child army; he has NONE being a douchetard on his own. I HATE TLC! I've virtually stopped watching them since they cater to the creepily religious, have too many kids, money grubbing, famewhoring demnographic. I have to switch to the Science Channel for my conjoined twins fix.
Bwahahahaha @ twatsicle!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:24am.
I feel sorry for those kids.
But maybe Kate is in a better mood now. Personally, I have a better time with my kids when I have to handle them myself. When Mr. Hekki is around but slacking, it puts me in a wicked resentful rage. If I'm alone with the kids, at least I know how much work I have to do. When he's home but taking cigarette breaks and on his Blackberry every five minutes I want to kill everyone.
LOL - I'm ready to shove my husband's BlackBerry up his ASS he's constantly fuckin' widdit.
We were out for dinner with the kids last night and it was like I was with the 2 pediatric maniacs by myself for all his involvement with his phone.
Yea, screw TLC. Where are Flo and Kay, the autistic savant identical twins? I hear they're way more interesting...what's wrong with me?
I am proud to report I have NO intention of watching this mess. That's a big deal for me because I watch everything. Ha!
I am proud to report I have NO intetion of watching this mess. That's a big deal for me because I watch everything. Ha!
This twatsicle had only minimal value as sperm donor and part-time henpecked dad to a child army; he has NONE being a douchetard on his own. I HATE TLC! I've virtually stopped watching them since they cater to the creepily religious, have too many kids, money grubbing, famewhoring demnographic. I have to switch to the Science Channel for my conjoined twins fix.
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This story is fishy...Kate doesn't have any "friends" to provide info.
Why is he always adjusting his crotch?
Men that do that in front of me disgust me: some men don't even realize they're doing it.
Be like a woman, go to the loo and adjust your bits, for heaven's sake.
Man, I would go home with Chaz Bono before I would hit that.
I bet this dochewater will end up doing porn just like John Wayne Bobbit.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Is he wearing a do-rag and holding his ballz? What the hell.
Okay maybe he is not wearing a do rag.
I see the crabs are starting to get to Jon, too. EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Manwhore
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Ewwww...Jon is a nasty bitch skank! I hope he ends up broke and living out of his douchey car. Yuck.
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His grabbing his junk which is smaller than a tree twig
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THIS show sounds like a real winner Jon!
*snicker*
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
I wonder if Michael Lohan will be some type of "Den Mother" in this Divorced Dads show? You know he'll use it as a platform to "reach out" to Lindsay. I can just imagine a little campfire where they're drinking beers and Michael is giving his sage advice: "All I've ever wanted as a father is to make sure my kids are safe, happy, and loved. Although she won't talk to me, that's what I want for my little Lindsay. Just a little lesson for you, Jon: if your wife is a fame-whoring bitch who pollutes her children with how bad their father is and not to talk to you, the best avenue to turn to is the tabloids. That's what I do. I know Lindsay is taking my advice, while I make money off of telling it. You see the beauty in that, don't you Jon?"
I wonder what he's grabbing there because I think it's safe to say that my 2 pound dog has a bigger dick than Jon Gosselin.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:10pm.
Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:05pm.
Let's see, TLC manipulates children and destroys families and then has the gall to cry foul.
Yeah, pretty much sucks a turd.
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TLC = Turd Litigating Channel
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Anytime I see a story on this family, I can't help but think of the Dionne quints:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dionne_quintuplets
Different era but you see similarities in their stories.
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I've watched the show almost from the beginning. I think the kids were/are cute. But douche-bag Jon is going to be a rude awakening. He better start bringing in some big bucks or he's gonna find that all those new friends of his are gonna split when he's of no use to them (no money/no fame). Fame is fleeting-specially for 'reality stars'.
TEAM KATE
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"Love they neighbor, unless it means they become your equal. Then you gut them and watch them bleed out."
Stoney, I completely agree about Toddlers and Tiaras. That show is disgusting.
ITA Ricki, it's one of the lamest of all, not that I don't watch it tho!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
TLC should not really care. They are making millions off theses two fucktards.
Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:05pm.
Let's see, TLC manipulates children and destroys families and then has the gall to cry foul.
Yeah, pretty much sucks a turd.
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"He wrapped himself in quotations-as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors"
Rudyard Kipling
Hey, MK, don't insult tampons like that. They actually have a purpose, and an important one at that.
I find them both throughly unpleasant. Their only claim to fame is having a half a dozen kids at once. Luckily, none of the children suffered from that choice of giving birth to all. Octomom's babies where not as lucky. Some of them do suffer from various problems. So what I would like is to see all these selfish and disgusting people vanish from our radar. Forever. Let them live in complete obscurity, raising their children and working at their nearest hourly wage job if that's all they have by way of talent.
Let's see, TLC manipulates children and destroys families and then has the gall to cry foul.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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No, I've never watched Big Brother. Can't get into it. I hate The Real World, too. I need a little more to my reality TV than "let's get douchebags in a room for no real reason and watch them fight," lol